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Re: The Masturbation Thread

Postby Just Silver » Apr 14th, '13, 04:03

If I'm on dxm i last forever lol

And dp itd be very slutty
but a nice life story run with it
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Re: The Masturbation Thread

Postby CanadaPure » Apr 14th, '13, 04:05

bigray wrote:
EG. wrote:
bigray wrote:My goal is to have a threesome with 2 lesbians who only like females.

arent u against homosexuality?


I don't get it? What do you mean.

CanadaPure, I was making fun of Vinny on Jersey Shore...you probably didn't see the episode


I've never seen Jersey Shore in my life, because I'm not a 15 year old valley girl.
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Re: The Masturbation Thread

Postby EG. » Apr 14th, '13, 04:05

bigray wrote:
EG. wrote:
bigray wrote:My goal is to have a threesome with 2 lesbians who only like females.

arent u against homosexuality?


I don't get it? What do you mean.

CanadaPure, I was making fun of Vinny on Jersey Shore...you probably didn't see the episode

lol nevermind then
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Re: The Masturbation Thread

Postby Just Silver » Apr 14th, '13, 04:06

I once jerked off without hands just a bed
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Re: The Masturbation Thread

Postby CanadaPure » Apr 14th, '13, 04:07

C'mon guys, a DP wouldn't be that slutty if it was like the chicks fetish or something. I'm not saying you're gonna be in a DP every day for the next for years. It's a one off thing.
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Re: The Masturbation Thread

Postby CanadaPure » Apr 14th, '13, 04:07

Just Silver wrote:I once jerked off without hands just a bed


So... You fucked a bed.
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Re: The Masturbation Thread

Postby Just Silver » Apr 14th, '13, 04:10

CanadaPure wrote:
Just Silver wrote:I once jerked off without hands just a bed


So... You fucked a bed.

Technically lol
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Re: The Masturbation Thread

Postby CanadaPure » Apr 14th, '13, 04:11

bigray wrote:I'm not kidding but I know this guy from high school who use to have a blow up female doll like human size, I think now that he probably "jacks up with no hands in bed" with that blow up doll.


Damn son. Was she hot?
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Re: The Masturbation Thread

Postby Just Silver » Apr 14th, '13, 04:15

I've heard there's realistic dolls for thousands of dollars
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Re: The Masturbation Thread

Postby CanadaPure » Apr 14th, '13, 04:16

You might as well buy a thousand cheap prostitutes tbh
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Re: The Masturbation Thread

Postby Just Silver » Apr 14th, '13, 04:26

I have to jerk every night
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Re: The Masturbation Thread

Postby PAINKILLƎR » Apr 14th, '13, 04:33

If a golden opportunity arises, I masturbate. These golden opportunties don't come too often doe.
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Re: The Masturbation Thread

Postby Just Silver » Apr 14th, '13, 04:37

It's my sleeping aid
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Re: The Masturbation Thread

Postby ImANoob » Apr 14th, '13, 04:38

the amount of crusty tube socks on my floor is amazing
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Re: The Masturbation Thread

Postby CanadaPure » Apr 14th, '13, 04:42

Just Silver wrote:I have to jerk every night


Me too. Sometimes I'm just fucking horny all day, and when I was at my Uni (no classes that day) I wanked 8 times once. I couldn't touch my dick all the next day it was raw. I couldn't get the horniness to go away :'(
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