The Masturbation Thread

[CanadaPure]

im addicted to masturbation. cant go to sleep without jacking off at least once a day. usually i jack off right before going to bed.

Me too!

[infinite2hts]

but i hate the guilty feeling that comes after the mess.

[CanadaPure]

but i hate the guilty feeling that comes after the mess.

I don't get that. No shame!

[Slim Fiasco]

Quit doing it so often (as well as watching porn)! You'll feel much better about everything else. Check this out too, to get some perspective - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU

[12characters]

There's this rage comic where this dude is scrolling and like something that's not that sexual (but just provocative enough to get you going) pops up and then he sighs and reluctantly proceeds to masturbate (like it's a chore lmao).

I lol'd when I first saw it because of how relatable it was.

[PAINKILLƎR]

There's this rage comic where this dude is scrolling and like something that's not that sexual (but just provocative enough to get you going) pops up and then he sighs and reluctantly proceeds to masturbate (like it's a chore lmao).

I lol'd when I first saw it because of how relatable it was.

[CanadaPure]

Quit doing it so often (as well as watching porn)! You'll feel much better about everything else. Check this out too, to get some perspective - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU

I don't watch porn very often at all, but that's bullshit about the masturbation thing, at least in my case. I get very pissy if I don't get a chance to tenderize my pork log and then everybody suffers.

[Slim Fiasco]

Quit doing it so often (as well as watching porn)! You'll feel much better about everything else. Check this out too, to get some perspective - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU

I don't watch porn very often at all, but that's bullshit about the masturbation thing, at least in my case. I get very pissy if I don't get a chance to tenderize my pork log and then everybody suffers.

If you try to cut it down you'll have hard time (no pun intended) at first, but after you go without for let's say 10 days, it's going to be way easier the next time you take a time-out. It may be a placebo effect as I said in that other thread, but I like it because it makes more attentive and more motivated to socialize and engage in conversations (mainly with the ladies, of course). I think that you should at least try it. See how it goes.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

Blue balls are the worst fucking feeling. My friends mom wanted to bang me once I felt very awkward.

and i believe you....

I'm a twice a week guy really! dry,no lube,no soap,no fuss,no muss

I prefer to do it over porn,as i feel like I'm hurting someone when i masturbate to them,I'm such a weak guy! but i got rewarded for it when a girl asked about my masturbating habits and i told her this,she felt appreciated

[Devil'sAdvocate]

i heard you're 30,your friends mom must be about what? at the minimum 50-55!

i never met a 50 year old id fuck

[CanadaPure]

i heard you're 30,your friends mom must be about what? at the minimum 50-55!

i never met a 50 year old id fuck

Courtney Cox is 48 and I'd have no problem with having sex with her, so that's kinda close.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

think of all the things you dont see! the saggy fake tits and the stretch marks on her thighs and legs

[CanadaPure]

think of all the things you dont see! the saggy fake tits and the stretch marks on her thighs and legs

I'd still fuck her tbh.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

everything around them does,so it kinda keeps two round balls with sagging skin around them!

And canadapure,enjoy that bomb pussy! may life be in there still

hesky,bitch got 3 bellies

[Trimss]

I'd fuck