Why this place is awesome

[Francesco]

Pakistani guy from Norway with roots from India reporting in. Contact established.

Albanian guy from Kosovo living in Belgium reporting in. Contact established. I've heard the Paki stan is a faggot.

Interesting... Bulgarian guy with Italian roots who calls Carmel Valley, CA & Brooklyn, NY a second & a third home kicking the door in.

[Just Silver]

im from Massachusetts and yea its cool shit

[AbramIsaac]

Canada reporting in, I can confirm we have interacted.

You just had to fuck it up, didn't you?

Shut the internet off, this fool just gave us a reason to never get online again.

How will I get my porn then?

I've heard girls usually have to be at least half naked when you have sex with them.

You might try that, I dunno.

[CanadaPure]

I've heard girls usually have to be at least half naked when you have sex with them.

You might try that, I dunno.

What is sex? Is that like where we offer our virgin Eskimos to the moose god of Ontario?

[Just Silver]

has anyone actually seen an igloo

[AbramIsaac]

I've heard girls usually have to be at least half naked when you have sex with them.

You might try that, I dunno.

What is sex? Is that like where we offer our virgin Eskimos to the moose god of Ontario?

It's actually more like when you stick your Maple-syrup covered dicks into the asshole of goose. The only difference is, instead of you, it's me, and instead of a goose, it's a woman's vagina.

[Chet Starr]

Southern boy living in the beautiful Northwest of Amurrica here

I never had talked to a muslim before this site, now I have tons of muslim friends. Very cool shit

[Just Silver]

this place is awesome cause you can find everything from Eminem to how many shits you take a day to Jesus

Everything is random and if it wasnt id probably be upset

[CanadaPure]

I've heard girls usually have to be at least half naked when you have sex with them.

You might try that, I dunno.

What is sex? Is that like where we offer our virgin Eskimos to the moose god of Ontario?

It's actually more like when you stick your Maple-syrup covered dicks into the asshole of goose. The only difference is, instead of you, it's me, and instead of a goose, it's a woman's vagina.

Oh I see! I'll have to try it with a woman one day instead of a goose! I'll listen to your album while I do it.

[Trimss]

No, you won't you worthless piece of shit. Because that would mean you'd have to leave your computer. And nerds don't do that.

[CanadaPure]

No, you won't you worthless piece of shit. Because that would mean you'd have to leave your computer. And nerds don't do that.

You're just mad because if I fuck a woman there wont be enough of my cock available to shove up your poop sack, Mr. 11k+ posts on an Eminem fan forum.

[Trimss]

No, you won't you worthless piece of shit. Because that would mean you'd have to leave your computer. And nerds don't do that.

You're just mad because if I fuck a woman there wont be enough of my cock available to shove up your poop sack, Mr. 11k+ posts on an Eminem fan forum.

Yes, that's exactly why I'm mad.

[CanadaPure]

Yes, that's exactly why I'm mad.

Trimssy, look at me in the eyes while I say this... There will always be enough of my cock available to shove up your poop sack.

Always.

[AbramIsaac]

Oh I see! I'll have to try it with a woman one day instead of a goose! I'll listen to your album while I do it.

Just don't forget the maple syrup. Bitches love maple syrup.

[CanadaPure]

Oh I see! I'll have to try it with a woman one day instead of a goose! I'll listen to your album while I do it.

Just don't forget the maple syrup. Bitches love maple syrup.

I don't know dude, my ex got me to try licking whipped cream off her once. When it got warm it got sticky and started to smell like dairy that had gone off. So maple syrup might be just as bad.