The "Make Your Own Recovery Punchline" Game

[SliK]

I can't find my brain - which is to say - I've lost my mind!

Eminem did a similar line but his was a actually great and one of my favorites:
"I just remembered that I'm absent minded. Wait, I mean I've lost my mind, I can't find it"
Genius line tbh.


How bout....
"Weezy's tellin me all about the girls in his gang, OTHERWORDS--
I'm learning 'bout the birds and the B's (bees)!"

[Eedee]

Weezy told me of his passive optical phenomena with three burps,
IN OTHER WORDS he slurps syrup till he sees-sures!!

[Man In The Mirror]

My raps put corn in it's ass crack, in other words my raps are corny as(s) fuck

[metsfan1121]

Rubbing my cock aint good as a gangbang, in other words, two in the bush is worth more than one bird in the hand

[python]

AHHHH!!! OH FUCK!!!! I'M GOING DOWNHILL AND I CAN'T STOP!!! PLEASE HELP ME!! THE CLIFF IS RIGHT AHEAD AND I CAN'T STOP OH MY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-In other words, MY CAREER!!!