favourite punchlines since comeback

[infinite2hts]

Since Em's comeback some of his punchlines have been dope.
Which punchlines or just lines are your favourite??

"Talk about going in, going insane's more like it"

"my filet is smoking weed, yea homie the steaks(stakes) is high "

"I stuck my dick in this game like a rapist, they call me Slim Rothelsberger, I get beserker than a fed up post office worker"

"Long as I got two balls to palm I'll be the bomb, you're just a false alarm"

[Just Silver]

Lower than flo rida inside of a lower rider with no tires in a hole

[infinite2hts]

blowing your mind, when i come back like nut in your spine

im the thumb tack that u slept on son, now here i come screaming attack like i just stepped on one.


GODDAMIT i might as well just type out the whole almost famous

[Evil Twin]

Tell Lady Gaga she can quit her job at the post office, she's still a mail/male lady

[BILI]

Lower than flo rida inside of a lower rider with no tires in a hole

On Fires 1st verse is one of the best since comeback..

[infinite2hts]

" If you was bleach and I was hair I wouldn't dye for ya"


" I'd rather slip and fall in shit than fall in love with you "

[CrashBand]

"Run as fast as you can, stop writing and kill it
I'm lightning in a skillet you're a fucking flash in a pan" - On Fire

"Fuck it I'm a loose cannon, Bruce Banner's back in the booth
Y'all are sitting ducks, I'm the only goose standing" - Cold Wind Blows

[EminemBase]

"There's too much at steak and to find someone this raw on a beat is rare" < v.nice.

"I'll be nicer to women when Aqua Man drowns and the Human Torch starts swimming"

"Who forms pyramids and raps circles around square lyricists?"

"Dick's too short of a word for my dick; get off my antidisestablishmentarianism you prick!"

"I'm from De-troit city, you live in ani-mo-sity, that's a fucked up State to be in..."

"I'm the cousin of Godzilla - cause i spit fire, and my dick's draggin'"

"I'll be screaming on these fucking whores 'till I'm hoarse!!"

"You gon' need a priest, at least three swords
A license to ill from the Beastie Boys, three Ouija boards
A squeegee and please be warned
Don't ask what the squeegee's for"

< This one is not an actual pun (apart from the play on the BB album title obv), but a comical punchline, and genuinely funny. This is a sign he's getting his true humour back, not just relying on tactics or trying to shock you... that phrasing is vintage brilliance.

He's come out with some downright awful lines BUT, he's also come out with some pretty genius ones and continuations of wordplay where he'll stay within a theme (such as on "Echo" with the fork / spoon) in more detailed ways than most, and he makes it smooth and comical...

He's definitely gotten better and better at it...

A lot of puns are dumb, it's hard to make them cool as the underlying premise of implying you're clever for finding a double use of a word is slightly condescending and embarrassing, it's like begging to sound smart over something so primarily easy BUT, some of the ones he's come out with are pretty genius and unique to him and his style, and not just ones others come out with.

[BlueberryWun]

Can't stand punchlines at all not my kinda thing so hard for me to say. Just wish Em didn't do punchlines

[Mathers]

"I'll be nicer to women when Aqua Man drowns and the Human Torch starts swimming"

"Dick's too short of a word for my dick; get off my antidisestablishmentarianism you prick!"

[Notalius]

"There's too much at steak and to find someone this raw on a beat is rare" < v.nice.

"I'll be nicer to women when Aqua Man drowns and the Human Torch starts swimming"

"Who forms pyramids and raps circles around square lyricists?"

"Dick's too short of a word for my dick; get off my antidisestablishmentarianism you prick!"

"I'm from De-troit city, you live in ani-mo-sity, that's a fucked up State to be in..."

"I'm the cousin of Godzilla - cause i spit fire, and my dick's draggin'"

"I'll be screaming on these fucking whores 'till I'm hoarse!!"

"You gon' need a priest, at least three swords
A license to ill from the Beastie Boys, three Ouija boards
A squeegee and please be warned
Don't ask what the squeegee's for"

< This one is not an actual pun (apart from the play on the BB album title obv), but a comical punchline, and genuinely funny. This is a sign he's getting his true humour back, not just relying on tactics or trying to shock you... that phrasing is vintage brilliance.

He's come out with some downright awful lines BUT, he's also come out with some pretty genius ones and continuations of wordplay where he'll stay within a theme (such as on "Echo" with the fork / spoon) in more detailed ways than most, and he makes it smooth and comical...

He's definitely gotten better and better at it...

A lot of puns are dumb, it's hard to make them cool as the underlying premise of implying you're clever for finding a double use of a word is slightly condescending and embarrassing, it's like begging to sound smart over something so primarily easy BUT, some of the ones he's come out with are pretty genius and unique to him and his style, and not just ones others come out with.

i still don't get that squeegee line .. it's probably because my native langugae isn't english

[PAINKILLƎR]

Don't call me the champ; call me the space shuttle destroyer
I just blew up the Challenger, matter fact I need a lawyer

[Notalius]

i still don't get that squeegee line .. it's probably because my native langugae isn't english

This is a squeegee:



You use it to clean car windows/windshields. It was just extremely random that he mentioned it in the list of things you would need to stop him with and he even points out that's it doesn't make sense by warning you not to ask him.

Haha...funny.

i knew what a squeegee was i just didn't get why he mentioned it ... but i guess that was the whole point tnx.

[EminemBase]

It was just extremely random that he mentioned it in the list of things you would need to stop him with and he even points out that's it doesn't make sense by warning you not to ask him.

Haha...funny.

Well I wouldn't say it 'doesn't make sense'...

He's implying there will be some kind of sexual and/or murderous clean-up, hence 'please be warned' not to ask what it's for / given his character - implying it will be some kind of blood or cum clean-up, but it's a clever comedic line in that he leaves the concept of whatever it's for as undefined, but just IMPLIES that it's for something untoward. Much more like his vintage humour.

[infinite2hts]

" I gave Bruce Wayne a Valium and said settle ya fucking ass down I'm ready for combat man, get it calm batman "

would've been better if ended right after combat man, but still a good one.

" I'll rip a tree out the ground & flip it upside down
before I turn over a new leaf, clown "