If Eminem were to visit your house...

[Eedee]

Prepare the lube.

Don't forget flavored condoms

As big as Mick Jagger's lips, shaggin's something he's a pro at.

But I ain't practicin' shit.

[python]

Prepare the lube.

Don't forget flavored condoms

BANANA STRAWBERRY PINEAPPLE ORANGE

[RoleModel'Est96]

One word:
Rape.

[PAINKILLƎR]

Smoke some blunts of Kush or Amnesia Haze, listen to TES show or MMLP, play ball, play pool, drink ciroc, play PS3, call some hunnies over. Have a BBQ

Not only do you seem to have a shitty taste in rap including within Em's catalogue you aren't even aware the dude has been sober for years. I can't even tell if you're trolling behind some account.

No wonder you don't like Relapse, you haven't even listened to it.

Word.

[the real slim shady]

I'd take him on youtube and show him some rappers i want him to work with tbh.

[SoldierShady]

I'd dust off the ole' PS3 and we'd play some classic LittleBigPlanet 2. I'm a pro at that shit. Then play some of his rare shit like "Flawless Victory", "Hard act to follow" and "The Last Hit", rap along to it word for word and amaze the fuck out of him.

[BlueberryWun]

Would bump some Bob Marley with him

[Atone]

i would ask him if Proof molested hailey

Quite the ice breaker.

What are you guys like 2?

I would make my home EMs home, whats mine is his..I would take him for a ride in my car and show him off to my city and friends.

I don't think Em wants to die with you on your stolen bicycle with a broken seat

[kkaniff]

watch superbad, get im to sign some shit and beg him to drop a freestyle. and soldiershady who's the chick in your sig? pics been haunting me for days