It's 05:33 AM, and I am just sitting here

by **AbramIsaac** » Jun 9th, '13, 05:25

For the love of god, fuck a prostitute while you're in Nevada.

If you don't, you're not fully realizing the American Dream.

by **PAINKILLƎR** » Jun 9th, '13, 05:40

AbramIsaac wrote:For the love of god, fuck a prostitute while you're in Nevada.

If you don't, you're not fully realizing the American Dream.

Co-sign

by **SajN** » Jun 9th, '13, 07:16

AbramIsaac wrote:For the love of god, fuck a prostitute while you're in Nevada.

If you don't, you're not fully realizing the American Dream.

No. I will fuck a non-prostitute.

by **AbramIsaac** » Jun 9th, '13, 08:35

SajN wrote:
AbramIsaac wrote:For the love of god, fuck a prostitute while you're in Nevada.

If you don't, you're not fully realizing the American Dream.

No. I will fuck a non-prostitute.

But you can always fuck a non-prostitute. You're in the only state in America where you can fuck a non-non-prostitute legally! It's all that freedom that we're always going on about, man.

by **SajN** » Jun 9th, '13, 08:38

it's not legal to fuck a prostitute in Las Vegas, though

by **AbramIsaac** » Jun 9th, '13, 08:41

This is true, but it's not too far away to where you can.

My point is this, SajN. If you don't fuck a prostitute while you're in Nevada, you're basically shitting on the flag and using our constitution to wipe your ass, while saying something like "your troops died for nothing!" and eating something foreign. Hummus, or something like that.

Freedom, SajN. Do it for Ol' Glory.

by **SajN** » Jun 9th, '13, 08:42

AbramIsaac wrote:you're basically shitting on the flag and using our constitution to wipe your ass, while saying something like "your troops died for nothing!" and eating something foreign.

It's ok, I am Pakistani.

Obviously I am not being serious, haha

by **AbramIsaac** » Jun 9th, '13, 08:47

Actually, you know what?

Do exactly what I said you'd be doing if you didn't fuck a hooker, while fucking a hooker. It might be the most true expression of freedom that has ever happened on American soil. You would go down in history, while she went down on...I was trying to think of a pun, but nothing came. Ha, came...

Anyway, do that shit! Being that you're brown, you'll probably get reported to the Department of Homeland Security or something afterwards, and end up on a no-fly list, but at least you'll get to experience true freedom. Followed shortly after, by a different kind of freedom, down in Guantanamo Bay.

by **cheeseburger** » Jun 9th, '13, 09:13

AbramIsaac wrote:Actually, you know what?

Do exactly what I said you'd be doing if you didn't fuck a hooker, while fucking a hooker. It might be the most true expression of freedom that has ever happened on American soil. You would go down in history, while she went down on...I was trying to think of a pun, but nothing came. Ha, came...

Anyway, do that shit! Being that you're brown, you'll probably get reported to the Department of Homeland Security or something afterwards, and end up on a no-fly list, but at least you'll get to experience true freedom. Followed shortly after, by a different kind of freedom, down in Guantanamo Bay.

"...And nothin else matteeeeeeeeerrrrrsssss..." :laughing:

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