in a desparate attempt to fit in on trshady without making every post about masturbation, I have decided to make a thread asking for your worst puns. Not Eminems. I'm not particularly new here, but still have no idea what I'm doing - ever - so if this somehow doesn't fit the rules or like someone's already done it, go ahead and lock it, but if not, post 'em.
Considering half of you "hate" eminem now, lets see you do better... at making worse puns.