Most poverty things you've done

[dead prez]

"Stole" a cup from a beer pong table at a house party so I didn't have to pay 5 bucks for a cup.

Stole a bunch of condiments (ketchup, mustard, hot sauce) from my college cafeteria.

Ate a bunch of ketchup sandwiches as a kid.

Ate half of my roommate's philly cheeseteak when we had the drunken munchies and went dumpster diving for a box of donuts.

Emptied out my garbage recycle bins of all plastic bottles and tried recycling it for cash, took 10 minutes and felt grimy as fuck and only made less than a dollar. Feels bad man

Used the same empty plastic bottles for about a week and filled up my schoolbags with them while refilling them at the water fountains. Sucks being a broke college kid, luckily tons of kids do this.

Skipped lunches during high school to save up my allowance to afford a pair of Jordans, when I should have just gotten a job.

Used latex gloves as lifting gloves when I was a noob and kept tearing my hands from deadlifts.

Used my thick dictionary as a board to do board presses on.

Went as an MMA fighter for halloween only cause I couldn't afford or think of anything else. Lol I just put a marker under my left eye to make it look like had a shiner and wore lifting gloves, oh an I had pretty bad fake tatts on me but you couldn't tell since I was wearing a hoodie.

[Atone]

stole pop tarts from wal mart

stole bread from a gas station

fucked a fat chick in a gas station for a 40 oz of budwieser

[Elision]

Mixed Glutamine and Dextrol and sold it as coke.(I needed the money badly)

[DƎRDYPK]

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[Solace]

http://www19.zippyshare.com/v/96379415/file.html

Amazing

[Atone]

one time i joined a Eminem website cuz some guy was leaking unheard Eminem songs for free

[Rollimeo]

Great to see you post dude

Stole roomates trail mix when super.hungry
Just took about a handful each day so not to make.it seem so obvious. When donating blood stole a bunch of snacks for donors. Stole toilet paper from school/ job
Sold some of my favorite games for 1 dollar each

[Ubb]

when i was a kid, i played hide and seek with a friend, while he was counting i ran home

i bought fake sugar that tastes horrible, and put it in my step dads coffee everyday

made a kid taste my beer when i was drunk

i steal cola from burger king everytime in there

bring beer and snacks to the cinema

[Sam.]

Maybe food stuff to the Cinema's....fucking embarrassing.

[AbramIsaac]

Two words: Spam Sandwiches.

[EG.]

Stole candy
Stole earrings, necklaces,...
Stole other stuff
Sneaking into pay toilets for free
Didnt pay for bread at a breakfast place because the service took too long

cant think of any more atm

[EminemBase]

Hmm... okay well there's been a lot, but one which really sticks out in my mind is:

Me and my friend (fuck 'friend and I', I don't talk like a cunt) wanted alcohol, as despite being best friends... who truly wants each other's company for any period over 20 minutes without some kind of substance or stimulant? Come on now, it's the 90s. Okay well it's not but that sounded cool.

Anyway: We NEEDED (the want evolved from a need) alcohol but had no moola, cashis, metal or paper currency or however else I want to put it... ummm, lost myself... oh yeah - so we were broker than Tyson at the end of his career/Vanilla Ice's credibility since... all the time, and so we decided to walk around the city and try and find enough money ON THE FLOOR collectively.

Now, I don't think it gets much scummier than that. I'm sure I'm wrong and it does and that other humans have done far more disgusting things such as sell... well I know humans do these things in fact @ selling their bodies and such what, such like and such is... but walking around the fucking city like tramps trying to collect odd change for some alcohol in the middle of the day is pretty fucking low lmao... and we didn't even find any. Oh, and there's more...

When we couldn't find any loose money on the fucking floor, I decided to create an even more humiliating situation for myself and go in to an Asian takeaway store and ask the woman if she wanted to see a trick for £1 (about $1.80), LOL, but even more cringing; she just went "no" as blunt and coldly as you can get with no further comment, no emotion and just total dead air of awkwardness. So yeah, that's pretty bad.

I also once murdered a small Indian family for crack. I'mmm joking!...

























they were French. Plaisanter (not).

[dead prez]

Hmm... okay well there's been a lot, but one which really sticks out in my mind is:

Me and my friend (fuck 'friend and I', I don't talk like a cunt) wanted alcohol, as despite being best friends... who truly wants each other's company for any period over 20 minutes without some kind of substance or stimulant? Come on now, it's the 90s. Okay well it's not but that sounded cool.

Anyway: We NEEDED (the want evolved from a need) alcohol but had no moola, cashis, metal or paper currency or however else I want to put it... ummm, lost myself... oh yeah - so we were broker than Tyson at the end of his career/Vanilla Ice's credibility since... all the time, and so we decided to walk around the city and try and find enough money ON THE FLOOR collectively.

Now, I don't think it gets much scummier than that. I'm sure I'm wrong and it does and that other humans have done far more disgusting things such as sell... well I know humans do these things in fact @ selling their bodies and such what, such like and such is... but walking around the fucking city like tramps trying to collect odd change for some alcohol in the middle of the day is pretty fucking low lmao... and we didn't even find any. Oh, and there's more...

When we couldn't find any loose money on the fucking floor, I decided to create an even more humiliating situation for myself and go in to an Asian takeaway store and ask the woman if she wanted to see a trick for £1 (about $1.80), LOL, but even more cringing; she just went "no" as blunt and coldly as you can get with no further comment, no emotion and just total dead air of awkwardness. So yeah, that's pretty bad.

I also once murdered a small Indian family for crack. I'mmm joking!...

























they were French. Plaisanter (not).

Cool Story bro, Srs. For some reason I could picture that asian woman just saying no, before you even finished your sentence.

@ AbramIsaac, spam sandwiches were the shit and I used to eat those all the time along with vienna sausages but had extreme headaches after having a diet that consisted in nothing but canned shit and stopped.

- I also sold a fuckload of games to Gamestop but got ripped off hardcore and lost half of my collection for pennies.

-Whenever I go to hotels/inns/ etc. I rape the bathrooms of all the soap/shampoo/toilet paper etc.

-I'd hang out with the people across the hall from me because they always supplied me with booze and I didn't have to spend much money pregaming, yes I'm scummy.

[AbramIsaac]

This one wasn't me, but I've been there when it's happened...

Taking something from a store (like Sears), returning it at another location across town, and then taking the gift card and selling it to a place that buys gift cards at a reduced rate. Then, taking the cash and buying meth.

Meth is skanky. It makes people do skanky things. In fact, doing meth is probably one of the things that should fit in this thread. Something about it just screams "poor people".

[CrashBand]

Abram probably has cheap ass clothes.

But that's most likely a style thing, rather than a poor thing.