If B-E-T WAS A HIGH SCKOOL
Lil Kim would be the school hoe that just got sent to alternative school
J-Lo would be the school slut.
Master-P would be the loser that nobody really knows, who wears his own clothes that nobody likes but still on the basketball team.
P Diddy would be the rich, annoying dork who couldn't dance but thought he could.
Jay-Z would the guy that everybody thought wuz cool regardless of the stupid stuff he sumtimes did. Roc-a-Fella would be his click.
Nas would be the dude normal popular kids couldn't figure out, but around his crew he was tha man.
D-Block and Ruff Ryders would be the old gangsta clicks who graduated like 5 years ago but still hang around the skool.
Dr. Dre would be the O.G. who thought he knew everything.
Beyonce would be the head cheerleader and would go with Jay-Z to homecoming.
Tigger would be one of the flyest dudes in the school that had the hookup on rimz.
R. Kelly would be the dude that 21 year old senior that went out with an 8th grader
Kelly would be beyonce's sidekick.
Eminem would be the white dude who hangs with a big ass group of black boyz and had all of their respect.
Fabolous would be the old played out rapper that still thought he wuz hot.
ODB and Beanie Sigel would be the two special ed students that took classes at the back of the school.
Ludacris would be the school class clown, that done fucked all tha girls AND they mamas.
Jazzy would be that real fat ass ugly muhfukka that always hopped in tha rap circle but didn't get any respect cuz he's trash.
T.I. would be the hardest nigga in the school who always sold dope at school and could rap better than anybody else. nobody would even realize how small he wuz.
Outkast would be the school hippies.
Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug acting like the most popular thug Tupac.
Biggie would be the fat ugly dude with the fine ass girlfriend who has
everyone wondering how tha hell he hooked that sh*t up.
50 Cent would be the dude always braggin about how he got shot, to make an excuse for why he has a lisp.
Lloyd Banks was just that quiet dude that hangs wit 50 and has the potential to be better than him, but is not brave enough to challenge him.
Game would be that kid that all the girls thought had pretty eyes that is always tryna get into it with 50 Cent to expose him 4 tha loser he really is.
Tupac would just be "That Nigga".
Nelly would just be the pretty boy freshman.
And Murphy lee would get all the fine girls simply because he hangs with Nelly and because he got dreads.
Pharrell would be that guy who hang with the white boyz but still got respect from the black people.
Lil John & tha Eastside Boyz would be ones who kept the school krunk and started food fights everyday and don't give a shit that they're failing all their classes.
Lil Scrappy would be Lil Jon's younger brother
Bow Wow would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his
older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own.
Tweet would be that one girl that everyone argues over whether she's fine or not.
Nick Cannon would the rich black kid whose mom still dresses him and that all the white people thought was funny.
Christina Milian WOULD be the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap, but she's a virgin and only talks to losers like nick cannon.
Twista would be the kid who always writes 10,000 word essays instead of the required 700.
Krayzie Bone Would always beat Twista's essay by one word.
Cassidy would be that nigga that thought he wuz gangsta til he fought a classmate and got away with it. then he realized that he couldn't take the pressure so he told on himself.
Chamillionaire will be the new boy who took lil flip's place as the most popular kid frum texas.
Usher would be the boy always showin off his dance moves and his body.
Juvenille would be the guy that you couldn't stand talking/listening to because of his voice.
D4L would be them niggaz that can dance better than Dem Franchize Boiz cuz they made up the "lean and rock"
Dem Franchize Boyz would be that group of boys that are jealous of D4L, so they accuse them of stealing their dance.
Santana and Wayne would be the ones u see every morning having a rap battle.
Ebony Eyez would be that one female bully.
Mariah Carey would be the mixed girl that looked white and only liked black guys.
Jermaine Dupri would be school pussy who told on everybody.
Chris Brown would be that new kid that the ladies loved but wuz actually in the slow class.
Ciara would be that one girl every guy wants to fuck, so the gurls started up a rumor sayin she wuz a man.
Ne-Yo would be that one ugly boy that every girl loves because when he sings, they just go crazy.
Trey Songz would be that nigga ladies just love.
LL Cool J would be that teacher all the girls just wanna get with on the low.
Paul Wall will be the snitch lil whiteboy who snitched on chamillionaire to get respect
B5 would be the group of brothers that skipped a couple grades and have to hide behind Diddy so they wont get beat up
Keyshia Cole would be the fine ass chick always cryin cuz her man left her
Three 6 Mafia would be that group that only hung out with eachother because everyone else thought that they were devil worshipers.
Marques Houston would be the popular senior that played every sport and got with every girl.
Omarion would be one of the loud annoying kids and people only liked him because of his older brother Marques Houston.
Mike Jones would be the Fat lil kid who ask around for a biscuit in lunch
Michelle would be the girl everyone made fun of behind her back but was nice to her because she was friends with Beyonce
Rihianna would be the fine foriegn exchange student.
Rev Run would be the principal that all the kids laughed at behind this back and thought he was corny
Ashanti would be the girl who always entered the school's talent show and only won because she wuz fine, and not because she could sing.
The Pussycat Dolls would be the preppy girl click that were known for being freaks
Christina Aguliera would be the random hispanic girl that hung out wit the all the black girls and acted black
Queen Latifah would be the funny fat girl people hugged and said hi to in the hall
Brooke Valentine would be the super sexy girl that intimidated most guys, and could prolly beat up lil bow wow.
Kanye West would be the guy who dressed up fly everyday at school so nobody would notice how strange he really is
Fantasia would be the girl that dropped out and got pregnant
but comes around to vist her friends
India Aire would be the girl that ate only organic food wore her hair natural and was spirituallty in tune
Raven would be the chubby girl that had the crazy laugh everyone could recognize and hung out with the white girls
Tom Cruise would be the white teacher that was at all the school functions that the black kids tried to teach to dance
Jamie Foxx would be the new teacher that was liked by all the
women teachers and hung out with Tom Cruise
Chingy would be the guy no one really understood and missed school alot but talked
Lil Romeo would be the rich spoiled kid that tried to be gangsta
young joc was the new kid that walked round the halls sayin "after school, its goin down"
fat joe was the 400 pound fat bully that took evrybodys twinkies from the snack line.
pretty ricky was be the group that ran a train on usher's girls
THiiS iiS SOOO TRU!!
I can see some of it, but other times I can see no trueness to this 
