The Eminem hates his children theory

[Eedee]

This actually makes sense because he made a song called "No Love" on the same album as "GTC". Which means, by the diversification theory of altered-quantum-physics, and by the multiplicative/division rule in geometry, he does not love his children. If he does not love his children, it means he hates him.

Lawyered.

[unbound88]

pretty clear if you add this all up that Eminem has written every song ever written, not just rap, every song ever written.

he also writes Mr. Porter's hype lines.

[Cinderella Stan]

Eminem killed proof cuz proof got Hailie pregnant and hailie had to get an abortion

thats why Bizarre left D12 cuz Proof only said he did it when really it was Bizarre

Kuniva was there to

[infinite2hts]

proof killed hailie because bugz was beefing with alaina.

[The Batman]

em killed proof because proof declared that ems children were all crackers, em thought proof was being racist so em called proof a jew fuck, but prof wasnt jew so the joke was on em

[Kill You]

em killed proof because proof declared that ems children were all crackers, em thought proof was being racist so em called proof a jew fuck, but prof wasnt jew so the joke was on em

And you're not the real Batman...