by Elision » Sep 20th, '13, 06:28
Here's one from Celph Titled:
i'mma be
rockin a kufi while I'm cockin a uzi
make it go pop like The Fugees, i'm stickin cock in a floozy
i'm like Pac, you can't move me, i'm the Mustafa with toolies
i'll be hawkin a loogie, it ain't no stoppin this loony
while i'm clockin' a cutie that keeps a Glock in her booty
she get hot in jacuzzis and watch her drop in a two-piece
it's a lot of these groupies, that be hot with the coolies
so it's best not that they do me so i stay floppin' their boobies
i'll put the dot on your doobie, even your pops said I'm groovy
i've been sockin ya noobies since i was locked into juvie
and you gotta be goofy, rockin your knot till it's gooey
at the top where my crew be, look how my pockets are poofy
and you sloppy like dookie, call me the doc like I'm Doogie
i'm in the lobby with Susie, you see some mamis who blew me?
i'm sippin Don with my suzie, your bitches swallow the roofies
so come hop on my Suzuki, I'm poppin shots from my hooptie
like Betty Crocker and Bruce Lee, i'm cookin' pots of chop suey
roastin' your rott till he's soupy, look like a goblin, not Snoopy
now you plottin' to shoot me, you paid the cops only 2 G's
i paid the S.W.A.T. Team a cool 3 to mop your top like Chewy
or the Ewok in the movie, even Chris Rock said I'm cooky
now check my plot, it's a doozy, I'm givin ostriches noosies
so they can chomp through your Guchi, now you can stop actin' snoody
it's not about all the loochy, have you forgotten? I'm loosely--
out my mind, got me woozy, lettin off shots is my duty
champagne on the block like Big Scooby, peace to for rockin the Cubie
travel non-stop to Bermudy, sunglasses blockin the UV's
leavin your carcasses, doobie, shootin from choppers and Hueys
i bet you thought you could fool me, Blowfish; rock like i'm Hootie
i'm at the dock with some blue skis, sippin some vodka with brewskies
i write a lot on my loose leaf, and the gods couldn't duke me
bitches be walkin right to me, playin em to me song "Juicy"
ain't it odd they just knew me - is it not a bit spooky?
Your mom be callin me pookie while i be palmin her coochie
look at my watch with the rubies, your whole roster is fruity
i'm slangin rocks with my goonies, then we coppin more jewelry
and i ain't gotta be boozy, i'm with the wops and the moolies
on TV slots like i'm Tootie, or that Cosby kid Rudy
now you got sick with the flu, sneezin, when i rock they don't boo me
i'm spittin topics so rudely just like the comic Paul Mooney
and i'm not from the boonies, no synopsis or proof-read required
when i talk the tool speaks, you can't stop or refute me
you can't walk when i shoot these, riot and rock, we show mutiny
walk in the spot, they say "who's he?" "your album flopped, it's a snoozy"
bad bitch with a body named Lucy came to my spot and seduced me
took my cumshots like a true sleeze, Vuitton Don like I'm Louis
grabbin my crotch when i'm moody
Heckler and Koch yeah i move heat
take all you got if you sue me
bring out the monsters and ghoulies
i'm comin in, drivin my short bus
with this nose i don't need a torch up
bustin through, light the industry's porsche up
comin after who didn't support us...
imma change your brain bring
every wicked bit of strange to mainstream
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