Uncyclopedia; Pure evil

by **Logann** » Jul 13th, '06, 09:58

http://uncyclopedia.org/

lol it's a parody of wikipedia.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Eminem

The arcicles are funny, though it's just dumb shit.

by **katastrophe** » Jul 13th, '06, 22:18

lmao..propz. thats fuckin hilarious

by **yoshi** » Jul 13th, '06, 23:21

^^^ blhahaahhh, actually i think this site is kinda umm.. idiotic :laughing:

1948 - Stalin declares that surreptitiously masturbating near sleeping strangers is an anti-revolutionary fascist perversion. Thousands are deported to Siberia

by **Lil Pimp Tell 'Em** » Jul 14th, '06, 00:04

i cant believe some one would actually put this much time in to this :laughing:

i searched my state :laughing:

Ohio
Now known as Ohelloo.
Ohioans are not actually human beings, but a race of genetically engineered beings known as tourists, who were first created in Swedish labs in the 1980s in an attempt to create a hybrid of a man and a cheese sandwich; while the attempt was entirely successful, the results were found to be wholly undesirable.
God hates Ohio. This is likely because, when He said "let there be light", Cleveland immediately overloaded the electrical grid, plunging much of the world right back into darkness.
When soaked overnight in ginger ale, Ohio becomes spongy and viable for use in metallurgy.
Ohio is home of the greatest thing in the world: Devo.
After a thorough scientific study of where wireless Internet comes from, it was discovered that Ohio actually does not exist. This is why wireless Internet does not come from Ohio.
Ohio actually originated as a Native American term for, "Slaughter," but was immediately banned from their language by the U.S. government in 1998 and used as a state name, which was immediately vetoed by Micheal Jackson, who had complete power over the entire world for a day. He accomplished this by winning a Campbell's Soup sweepstakes. Instead, Jackson demanded that this state be renamed, "Ohelloo," in remembrance of his dead split-personality. Why in remembrance, no one knows. Maybe it's because Jackson is gay.
In reality, Ohio is spelled with two Q's instead of O's.

Props logan :laughing:

by **Ivy** » Jul 14th, '06, 00:07

This shit is mad hilarious...to much to past though... :laughing:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Penis

by **Ivy** » Jul 14th, '06, 00:16

100 worst pick-up lines... :zipped:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Worst_100_pick-up_lines

by **Ivy** » Jul 14th, '06, 00:24

Famous Vaginas Not Necissarily In Movies wrote:Paris Hilton (person)
Alan Alda
Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson :laughing:

by **Nick419** » Jul 14th, '06, 01:27

Lil' PimP wrote::laughing:
i cant believe some one would actually put this much time in to this

i searched my state
Ohio
Now known as Ohelloo.
Ohioans are not actually human beings, but a race of genetically engineered beings known as tourists, who were first created in Swedish labs in the 1980s in an attempt to create a hybrid of a man and a cheese sandwich; while the attempt was entirely successful, the results were found to be wholly undesirable.
God hates Ohio. This is likely because, when He said "let there be light", Cleveland immediately overloaded the electrical grid, plunging much of the world right back into darkness.
When soaked overnight in ginger ale, Ohio becomes spongy and viable for use in metallurgy.
Ohio is home of the greatest thing in the world: Devo.
After a thorough scientific study of where wireless Internet comes from, it was discovered that Ohio actually does not exist. This is why wireless Internet does not come from Ohio.
Ohio actually originated as a Native American term for, "Slaughter," but was immediately banned from their language by the U.S. government in 1998 and used as a state name, which was immediately vetoed by Micheal Jackson, who had complete power over the entire world for a day. He accomplished this by winning a Campbell's Soup sweepstakes. Instead, Jackson demanded that this state be renamed, "Ohelloo," in remembrance of his dead split-personality. Why in remembrance, no one knows. Maybe it's because Jackson is gay.
In reality, Ohio is spelled with two Q's instead of O's.

Props logan

logan we from ohio i geass we are not humans lmao

by **Logann** » Jul 14th, '06, 06:38

lmao xD I love this site.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Tupac
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/chuck_norris

xD
"In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks ass of YOU!!"

~ Russian Reversal on Chuck Norris

I love the Soviet russia reversals IN SOVIET RUSSIA PUSSY EATS YOU!

by **Nick419** » Jul 14th, '06, 18:51

lmao "pussy eats u" this site comes up with some dumb shit! :laughing:

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