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[Devil'sAdvocate]

GOAT

I'm keepin' it raw, illegal like Maleek and Jamal
Cause I don't believe in the law, like I'm Steven Seagal
Flippin' off the police while I'm leapin' a wall
Take some Tylenol, then fall asleep in a mall
I got ya little son, you'll be receivin' a call
You're lucky this little punks still breathin' at all
Fuck the world, this how I get even with y'all
Pop shit, get rolled up and leave in a ball
I hit you in your mouth and sink ya teeth in ya jaw
You won't be able to eat shit, not even a malt
This lethal assault, is givin' you a reason to stall
I'm cockin' this deuce deuce and I'm squeezin' it off
At the first burp, fart sniffle a sneeze and a cough
Get your arm chewed off like you was teasin' a dog
I'm cold enough and hot enough to freeze and unthaw
I'll kick my girl out, in 10 degrees in her bra
You faggots turn yellow like the trees in the fall
I'm shittin' on rappers, (Where's Shady?) he's in the stall
All that's left of your niece is a piece of her doll
And all that's left of her puppy is a leash and a paw

the smoothness in this is unbelievable

[Eedee]

Fucking love this part on "Survival":

But I want you to doubt me, I don't want you to buh-lieve
Cause this is something that I must use to suc-ceed
And if you don't like me then fuck you!
Self es-teem must be fuckin' shootin' through-the-roof cause trust me
My skin is too thick and bul-let proof to touch me
I can see why the fuck I disgust you
I must be a-llergic to failure cause every time I come close to it
I just sneeze, but I just go atchoo then achieve!

"trust me, My" / "why the fuck" is an inverse.

Also, "caust trust (me)" / "(why) THA fuck" rhymes.

[Eedee]

I just realized this wasn't the HHD thread

[Notalius]

^one of his best verses ever

[RKOunion]

Fuck the next lesson, I'll pass the test guessin'

[SajN]

Menzo, sometimes you color rhymes that are way apart from each other. Several lines. To be honest you're just reaching at those.

[SajN]

Menzo, sometimes you color rhymes that are way apart from each other. Several lines. To be honest you're just reaching at those.

Well, if they're so far apart from each other than how else could I attain them without reaching?

I think it's more of a coincident or something

[SajN]

Do you think any of the ones I posted now were reaches? Also, you say it's a coincidence but you're still saying they rhyme...which is the entire purpose of that thread, whether Em went out of his way to do it or not will never be known.

Yeah, I guess I can agree with you there. I look at it as if Eminem intended it, but if you and the others are jut posting what rhymes regardless of if he intended it or not, then it's all cool

[mwm5952]

Never 2 Far, 1st verse:

Mapping out my strategies to get rich huh
My desire is like a scratch that needs to get itched huh
Cause man I live in the D, this shit ain't given for free
Nothing's different to me, so what, it's easy to see
I'll be the prisoner to flee, from all of this misery
I'm not wishing to be another fish in the sea
But just an MC, so listen to me, but if you disagree
You missing the key, you ain't even in the brisk of the tea
Unconditionally my aspects to cash checks

[Eedee]

Eminem can rhyme his ass off. He prides himself with his rhyming.

So let's think about this... if there are 3+ syllables that rhyme a few bars apart... is it coincidence? Or did he do it on purpose?

I think we can safely assume it wasn't a coincidence.

[CrashBand]

RKOunion, only one in ages that understands the thread purpose.

[CrashBand]

RKOunion, only one in ages that understands the thread purpose.

What? lol

[CrashBand]

I'm sorry but it's not about highlighting as many rhymes in a verse as possible to show how much of a lyrical juggernaut Eminem is.

[CrashBand]

I'm not, lol. I just stated RKOunion was the first post in ages that understood the thread purpose.

[SliK]

Drug sickness got me doin' some bugged twitches
I'm withdrawin' from crack so bad my blood itches
I don't rap to get to women... fuck bitches
Give me a fat slut who cooks and does dishes


Got your girl on my arm and I'm armed with a firearm
So big my entire arm is a giant firebomb
Buy your Mom a shirt with a Slim Shady iron-on
And the pants to match, "Here momma try em on"

Such a good song.