TRShady.com News (2) by Dick Shitman

by **Coccoa** » Jul 17th, '06, 00:36

I am Dick Shitman and THIS is hood news.

Clearly not learning his lesson from the last time, the ex Syndicate groupie knows as EminemCaparica continued dissing Coccoa aka Harlem.

"Fuck you Harlem, i got a knife, i mma cut you up you fat fuck, i am the shit, i am the gangsta motherfucker, G-Unot"

"Hey Capa, Harlem is coming"

"Oh shit, oh oh damn i gotta go now, i gotta go, see y'all later see y'all"

*Runs like the wind*

My man, give it up. This aint good for business you know what i am saying?

On other news, Angie surprised us today, by showing us her ass. Fortunately for her, and frankly for us as well, it was a chimpanzee's ass. Figuring this out really was a redeem for ms Cuevas, as the first thoughts were that she is an ape. Harlem, who recently dissed her on track, retaliating a jab by her, was not available for comment. However he was heard by many, as he demanded Angie would show a picture or her ass, wearing a black thong. It is unknown whether Angie will do so.

Dope is working on the Epitaph, Aspirine, Killa and TMW on Ready For War, Coccoa and the Syndicate plan the release of the Layer Cake, and the Bloodline is going practically nowhere. It's a hot summer in the Rap Battles and Audio section and y'all should check it more often.

People were left speechless today, as V-DogDaMenace, also known as B-Dog, V-Bitch, V-DogDaBiatch, V-DogDaHomo etc, has appeared on TRshady.com, making derogatory comments about G-Unit. The TRshady.com community was left shocked after this return, giving them flashbacks of the past when Coccoa (back then known as Harlem or Em Young) along with Aspirine, publicly humiliated V-Dog by showing the site where he stole his rhymes from. Admittably, this was more unexpected than Ja Rule's comeback.

Apparentely, G Killa is against them sex topics, saying that it's cool to have 2-3 here and there but when it comes to 200, it gets boring as fuck. G Killa also gives a shoutout to ThisMeansWar and Dick Shitman, for being the best news reporter, and threatens the Gomez Brothers that if this wasnt included, he would break their jaws. If you ask me about it, i consider it, raw and criminal brutality, coming from a weird and disturbed person, whos only talent is to spread excrements around the WC so people gotta "sit on shit to shit" as he boasts with pride, clearly influenced by his msn Bizarre picture.

G Killa has alot to say about other members as well tho. Could G Killa possibly be in love? Could be, could be not. The way she talks about Munxmunx and how she mentions her "mellow" accent is just unique, and you can clearly see his sadness when he mentioned Munx's "Harlem thing", since she is collabing with Coccoa right now.

He spoke with bad words about Sarah, calling her, "his hoe" and how MC Maybe aint a real pimp. According to his sayings Maybe's infamous pimp fame is all about downloading naked webcam action movies.

Also, he showed his true feelings about Angie. He claims Angie wanted to kick his.....genitals, so his way of ...settling the score includes:

THROWING HER OVER A BRIDGE

RAPING HER TILL DEATH

WEARING HER THONG AND PANTIES...

...ON HIS HEAD, TO SMELL IT AS WELL.

The horror flick will be called "Bridges, Dick and Million Dollar Panties" and G Killa will be the second Anthony Perkins, re-enacting a Psycho persona.

Last but not least, Aspirine gave us an interview about him, his own and his life. Here it is ladies and gentlemen.

Dick SHITMAN!!!! dice:
Ok first question...For those who dont know, what's ur name and nationality?
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by **MuNxMuN** » Jul 17th, '06, 00:46

lmao that gave me the laugh i needed :laughing:

and btw harlem it's munxmun :readguidelines:

there's no X at the end

by **Coccoa** » Jul 17th, '06, 00:47

Ok....whenever i need a hook, i ll tell you.

TRShady.com News with Dick Shitman and the Gomez Brothers, every day mothafuckas.

by **Coccoa** » Jul 17th, '06, 01:16

Yeah yeah cool but dont respond yet. I need exclusives.

by **MuNxMuN** » Jul 17th, '06, 01:16

DJ Harlem wrote:Ok....whenever i need a hook, i ll tell you.

TRShady.com News with Dick Shitman and the Gomez Brothers, every day mothafuckas.

what part of i'm most likey done did you not comprehend when i told you last time? :unsure:

by **Coccoa** » Jul 17th, '06, 01:17

MuNxMuN wrote:
DJ Harlem wrote:Ok....whenever i need a hook, i ll tell you.

TRShady.com News with Dick Shitman and the Gomez Brothers, every day mothafuckas.

what part of i'm most likey done did you not comprehend when i told you last time?

Writer's Block i know etc etc. Dont worry we will work it together.

by **MuNxMuN** » Jul 17th, '06, 01:18

it's not writer's block that's gone :happy:

by **Coccoa** » Jul 17th, '06, 01:19

MuNxMuN wrote:it's not writer's block that's gone

what the prob then?

by **MuNxMuN** » Jul 17th, '06, 01:20

that's for me to know and for you to NOT know

by **Coccoa** » Jul 17th, '06, 01:21

MuNxMuN wrote:that's for me to know and for you to NOT know

You on period?

by **MuNxMuN** » Jul 17th, '06, 01:22

no...

by **Coccoa** » Jul 17th, '06, 01:24

Then what's the problem??? :unsure:

by **MuNxMuN** » Jul 17th, '06, 01:24

MuNxMuN wrote:that's for me to know and for you to NOT know

by **Coccoa** » Jul 17th, '06, 01:27

MuNxMuN wrote:
MuNxMuN wrote:that's for me to know and for you to NOT know

If i beg you ad infinitum, throw myself in the mud, kill 3 dragons and bring their heads back, cry endless tears, pray to god, become a hermite for 7 years and get circumcisized???

by **Shadyluva** » Jul 17th, '06, 02:31

LMAO...

THAT WAS HiiLARiiOUS

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