50 Cent: "What's up man?"
Tony Yayo: "Nothing much, homey...just knitting this sweater for my grandma."
50 Cent: "G-G-G-G-G-unit!"
Tony Yayo: "Why of course. Knitting has been a hobby of mine ever since my time at the Rutherford School under the tutelage of Sir Richard Meriweather. Why don't you st-st-st-stutter more, douche bag?"
50 Cent: "St-st-stop making fun of my speech impediment! I'm going to be a big-time rapper some day, like Tupac Shakur!"
Tony Yayo: "Yeah, sure, that'll happen when I get locked up for gun possession! So, 9:00 tee time tomorrow?"
50 Cent: "F-F-Fo' shizzle my nizzle."
Tony Yayo: "Man, stop trying to be black."
i didnt write it, found it somewhere
that made my day!!
