I got the inside scoop, guys.
1. Bad Guy - The spiritual successor to Big Weenie. He talks about all the meanies who keep saying he's a bad guy and how they can suck his 67254868 inch penis.
2. Parking Lot- funny skit about how he stopped in the parking lot at mcdonald's and can't figure out how to rap anymore
3. Rhyme or Reason- Passionate song about trying to write those rhymes at mcdonald's^, but he can't think of a reason to write.
4. So Much Better- He decided to sing instead of writing you a letter, which you'd probably shred up...and it's so much better
5. Survival- Best song on the album
6. Legacy- Talks about his legacy of signing rappers to Shady Records and watching them fail.

7. Asshole- A cool storytelling song about the gerbil in his ass desperately trying to get out. Powerful song.

8. Berzerk- Just Weird out.
9. Rap God- Great song dedicated to the greatest rapper of all time... Bizarre.
10. Brainless- Rainman 2. 'nuff said
11. Stronger Than I Was- song about how ever other rapper who went through shit was stronger than he was, because they made better music from it.
12. The Monster- This is obvious, it's about his penis.
13. So Far...- "So far, I dropped a whole album AND I HAVEN'T SAID SHIIIIITTTT" Great song.
14. Love Game- Aa song about how they love the Game. I can't wait to hear 50's response.
15. Headlights- Tits, obviously
16. Evil Twin- Wow, this is epic. Em just spits "Fiyah" about how Slim Shady was just his evil twin but he died from an overdose and now it's just Marshall (a.k.a chopped liver) and he misses being able to say fucked up stuff.
lol I'm just fucking around. I have no clue.