Looking for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quarters
I'm meaner in action than Roscoe beating James Todd, Senior
And smackin' his back with vacuum cleaner attachments
I grew up in the wild hood as a hazardous youth
With a fucked up childhood that I used as an excuse"
"My attitude is worse than NWA's was
I'll battle you over stupid shit and diss people
Who ain't have shit to do with it like Cool J does (My tattoo!)
You see me standing outside of your building
Screaming: 'Puffy is good, but Slim Shady is for the children!'
I look at my life in a new light, fuck it
Give me two mics, I write songs for me
Fuck what you like, You probably hear me rap half-hearted
Cause I don't like rap anyway
I'm just trying to get my porno career started"
"Want a deal? Study these five chapters
Lesson One: throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers
Lesson Two: face em and diss 'em
Don't give em a demo; kidnap 'em
And make em come to your basement and listen
Lesson Three: get a job at a label
Switch demos with Canibus and put yours on the owner's table
Lesson Four: know you heard this before
Hey let me get your number I'll call you tomorrow, for sure
Don't act like a fan, you wanna get signed
Get the whitest A&R you can find
Pull him aside and rap as whack as you can
Lesson Five: get a hook-up at Jive
Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform live"
