TRshady.com is in turmoil. Fighting over power as pimps take over the whole site. MC Maybe and G Killa dominate with an iron fist, making even the worst of them hoes, like Sarah and Angie, feel special. The main opposition is once again Harlem aka Coccoa, who declared an undeclared war on the prostitution. Led by the dynamic and Soviet loved Aspirine (now known as ASP) Coccoa leads the counterattack.
*gunshots*
Aspi: Do not step back comrades!!! Not one step backwards.
Coccoa: Hasta la victoria siempre mothafuckaz!!! Por una humanitad libree!!!
*more gunshots*
*bombs*
Maybe, the pimp propaganda leader, planning to create his own prostitution empire by declaring hoe rights. It is indeed a hard moment and a few good men might be able to even the score.
Maybe: People, is it ok to be prostituted. Girls, be my hoes, suck dick for money, YOU WILL BE PROTECTED!!! You will have a place in my Empire, the best!!! Keep fucking people for their money and you will see, a better future will come!!!
*gunshots and bombs*
On other news, let us all welcome new female member InsaneClownVN. The girl is apparentely Vietnamese (that means war veterans aka TMW should get the fuck outta here) and is planning to be a really active member. ICVN enjoying shocking the community by posting such comments like "pic of my pussy" and "i enjoy anal sex", which later proove false, making the male forummers feel really depressed. Gomez brothers taped a secret conversation between her and Harlem aka Coccoa. Gomez?
Coccoa: This place is weird, you ll see, we got all kind of locos around here.
ICVN: Lol i see, thank you for the warning, i ll try being careful.
Coccoa: If you want, i can protect you.
ICVN: Yeah that would be nice. I need a protector 'here' lol.
Coccoa and ICVN were not available for comments, but it was heard in the streets that Coccoa declared "i PROTECT ICVN, if any motherfucker touch her, he is a dead fucker" which led to another anti-pimp incident, shortly after dissing Angie and Fordie for fronting on him. Some would say an action always has a reaction. Others say people is too scared of Coccoa right now but try to look stronger.
A recent example was from the two little frauds known as Faith33 and So Fake, two females with a male swagger and a chicken mind. Problems occured when Fake falsely claimed that she got signed in a local label, a lie that we all supposedly expected but didnt admit. Footage of the incident will drop right now.
Fake: Yo yo, i got signed in a fucking label, we big mothafuckaz, i mma get 3000 bucks from mixtapes man, nigga nigga nigga nigga know what i mean?? Young is a wanksta, he is living off beef, i mma clap him in one clip yo yo.
*smack*
Fake: Shit Harlem's here, hey why u smack me? You jealous huh? Bitch bitch you a fake snitch bitch bitch. I am better than you, i aint gon waste no more posts on u bitch.
Coccoa didnt comment on the incident for Hood News, sumthin that we dissaproove. Anyways, Faith33 came in talks with Jr Writer, Santana and Jin the rapper, so now she is planning to ether Coccoa with some rhymes about bad grades and airsoft guns.
Last news for the day, a video footage leaked today, featuring Sarah giving a lapdance while her titties go up and down, and her ass moving hard in the rhythm. Maybe should be careful of his hoes, not all publicity is good publicity.
*gunshots*
Killa: Kill em all!!!!
*bomb*
Coccoa: G-Unit!!
*gunshots*
And the pimp wars continue
I am Dick Shithead and THIS was hood news.
howd you see that i thouht i deleted it 
by the way .. you prolly already know this harlem but in italian coccoa means shit.. sumthin you should be proud of
