The BEST bars you've ever heard from Marshall.

[therapist]

For me it's the oldschool shit...

I don't speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet
i'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat
I translate when my voice is read, through a seismograph
a noise is bred, pickd up and transmitted through Royce's head

[Hansen]

See, I'm a poet to some, a regular modern day Shakespeare
Jesus Christ the King of these Latter Day Saints here
To shatter the picture in which of that as they paint me
as a monger of hate, Satan and scatter-brained atheist
But that ain't the case, see, it's a matter of taste
We as a people decide if Shady's as bad as they say he is
Or is he the ladder, a gateway to escape?
Media scapegoat, they can be mad at today
See, it's as easy as cake, simple as whistling Dixie
while I'm waving the pistol at sixty Christians against me
Go to war with the Mormons, take a bath with the Catholics
in holy water no wonder they try to hold me under longer
I'm a motherfucking spiteful, delightful eyeful
The new Ice Cube, motherfuckers hate to like you
What did I do? (huh) I'm just a kid from the gutter
making his butter off these bloodsuckers, cause I'm a motherfucking

RENEGADE..

[yoda you can call me]

I'll puke eat and freak you
Battle, I'm too weeded to speak to
The only key that I see to defeat you
Would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you
And force feed you them both and on each feet is a cleat shoe
I lift you off your feet so fast with a round house
You'll think I pulled the fucking ground out from underneath you
I ain't no fucking g, I'm a canibal
I ain't trying to shoot you, I'm trying to chop you into pieces and eat you
Rap you in rope and glass, strapped to a soakin matress
Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers
Fuck the planet until it spins on a broken axis

hustlers and hardcore

[Ares]

I've been praised and labeled as crazed
My mother was unable to raise me, full of crazy rage
An angry teenager, nothin can change me back
Gangsta rap made me act like a maniac
I was boostin, so influenced by music I used it
as an excuse to do shit, ooh I was stupid
No one can tell me nothin hip-hop overwhelmed me
to the point where it had me in a whole 'nother realm
It was like isolatin myself was healthy
It felt like we was on welfare but wealthy
Compelled me to excel when school it failed me
Expelled me and when the principal would tell me
I was nothin, and I wouldn't amount to shit
I made my first million and counted it
Now look at, a fuckin drop-out that quits
Stupid as shit, rich as fuck, and proud of it
That's why...

[Kangol]

most of my favourites are from the slim shady LP but these stick out too

from murder murder
See I'm a nice man but money turned me to Satan
I'm thirsty for this green so bad I'm dehydrating
Hurry up with the cash bitch, I got a ride waiting
Shot a man twice in the back when he tried escaping

a short bit from weedlacer..
Spectacular, battle rap manufacturer
Stole your momma’s Acura, wrecked it, and sold it back to her

[Troll]

I’m plastered (Dry wall), look me in my (Eyeball)
Do I look high? (No!), I love the way you lie girl
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come here dear, trying to get closer to you
I'm motioning you to pull over boo
I'm the siren that you hear, I'm the butt police
And I'm looking at your rear, rear, rear
But odds are I'mma end up in the back of a squad car
By the end of tonight, I'm a rock star
Get your wind up, it's attack of the Oddball
Homie can you show me where the gosh darn bath salts are
Cause I'm sick of sniffing asphalt
Every thought scarred got my pants off at the crosswalk
In suspenders and I can't feel my limbs cause

Classic shit

[Ziko]

There's several different levels of Devil worshipping
Horse's heads, human sacrifices, cannibalism, candles and exorcism
Animals, having sex with them, camels, mammals and rabbits
But I don't get into that, I kicked the habit, I just
Beat you to death with weapons that eat through the flesh
And I never eat you unless the fucking meat looks fresh
I got a lion in my pocket, I'm lying
I got a nine in my pocket, and baby I'm just dying to cock him
He's ready for war, I'm ready for war
I got machetes and swords for any faggot that said he was raw
My uzi's heavy as yours, yeah you met me before
I just didn't have as large an arsenal of weapons before
Marshall will step in the door, I lay your head on the floor
With your body spread on the bedspread, red on the wall
Red on the ceiling, red on the floor, get a new whore
Met on the second, wed on the third, then she's dead on the fourth, I'm dead wrong

[Never_Enough]

For me it's the oldschool shit...

I don't speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet
i'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat
I translate when my voice is read, through a seismograph
a noise is bred, pickd up and transmitted through Royce's head

Those are one of my favorites

and then, off Still Don't Give A Fuck
"A lyricist without a clue, what year is this?
Fuck a needle, here's a sword, body pierce with this"
"I can't rap anymore
I just murdered the alphabet"
The whole song is a quotable, all lines stand alone and aren't related with each others. Usually it's a bad thing, but does it so well in there. That song is on some freestyle shit.


There many more lines I love from Em though.

[TheVipBro]

I don't See this verse around here alot but its one of my favourites (We all Die One Day):

We gonna bring it to anybody who want it
you want it? you gonna get it
name 'em we gonna hit 'em, chew 'em up and spit 'em out
too much venom and if you role with 'em
we gonna fuck you up with 'em
I got too much momentum moving in my direction to lose
my shoes will explode as soon as you go to step in 'em (BROOM)
you know how we do it when we do how we do it when we come through
G-Unit, D-1-2 and Obie we all move like assassins
ski masks and gloves consider this as a warning
disaster comes faster than you can react to it, just ask Muggs
but we are fizast, fuck your little bitch ass up
we are not killers, my vato will have you shot-o
drag through the varrio and fucked like Kim Osario
little sorry hoe ass, go ask B Real
we burn source covers like fucking Cypress Hill
did in the 90s, when you was in diapers still
shady records you better believe the hype is real
this is no joke, I don't smoke
but I toke enough second hand to make my fucking P.O. choke
I'm an OG, you're fucking with a GI Joe
Bia Bia, mia meo a vida loca
I'm a psycho, Mariah ain't got shit on me
when I retire I'll be spitting baby food on people
a tent sieged on her ranch, huddled up next to her
with Hello Kitty slippers on, humping her legs
you ever had your gap pealed back or your shit pushed in
I put my blade in your like a fucking pin cushion
slice your ear clear off, Smirnoff and Hindoff
I'll show you how to kill a fucking man like Sen Dog
Nobody told you that I'm loco ese`?
I lack every sane chemical in my membrane
I'm slim sha...dy and the "d" is for deez nuts
and you can get each one for free so feast up
I pee in a cup for three months, I'm having an E party for easter please come

[ladelsofgravy]

cuz i aint got no leeeeegs!

[speckzo]

The whole second verse of Rain Man.

[Notalius]

Chit chat ~

[slimsoxshady]

1st verse of No Apologies

[Clarky]

Easy one for me, delivery is out of this world:

So what do you say to somebodAnnotatey you hate
Or anyone tryna bring trouble your way
Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way
Then just study a tape of N.W.A
One day I was walking by
With a Walkman on
When I caught a guy
Give me an awkward eye
And I strangled him up in the parking lot
With his Karl Kani
I don't give a fuck if it's dark or not
I'm harder than me tryna park a Dodge
When I'm drunk as fuck
Right next to a humongous truck in a two-car garage
Hopping out with two broken legs
Trying to walk it off
Fuck you too bitch, call the cops
I'mma kill you and them loud-ass motherfucking barking dogs
And when the cops came through
Me and Dre stood next to a burnt down house
With a can full of gas and a hand full of matches
And still weren't found out
From here on out it's the Chronic II
Starting today and tomorrow's anew
And I'm still loco enough to choke you to death with a Charleston Chew
Slim Shady, hotter then a set of twin babies
In a Mercedes Benz with the windows up
When the temp goes up to the mid-80s
Calling men ladies, sorry, Doc, but I been crazy
There's no way that you can save me, it's okay, go with him Hailie

[Raul]

2005 user

whew