The BEST bars you've ever heard from Marshall.

[DogManX]

They say music can alter moods and talk to you
Well can it load a gun up for you , and cock it too
Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dude
Just tell the judge it was my fault and i'll get sued
See what these kids do is hear about us totin' pistols
And they want to get one cause they think the shit's cool
Not knowin' we really just protectin' ourselves, we entertainers
Of course the shit's affectin' our sales, you ignoramus
But music is reflection of self, we just explain it, and then we get our
checks in the mail
It's fucked up ain't it
How we can come from practically nothing to being able to have any fuckin'
thing that we wanted
That's why we sing for these kids, who don't have a thing
Except for a dream, and a fuckin' rap magazine
Who post pin-up pictures on their walls all day long
Idolize they favorite rappers and know all they songs
Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in their lives
Till they sit and they cry at night wishin' they'd die
Till they throw on a rap record and they sit, and they vibe
We're nothin' to you but we're the fuckin' shit in they eyes
That's why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and
hold it
Cause we consider these minutes golden
And maybe they'll admit it when we're gone
Just let our spirits live on, through our lyrics that you hear in our
songs and we can...

[Never_Enough]

Easy one for me, delivery is out of this world:

So what do you say to somebodAnnotatey you hate
Or anyone tryna bring trouble your way
Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way
Then just study a tape of N.W.A
One day I was walking by
With a Walkman on
When I caught a guy
Give me an awkward eye
And I strangled him up in the parking lot
With his Karl Kani
I don't give a fuck if it's dark or not
I'm harder than me tryna park a Dodge
When I'm drunk as fuck
Right next to a humongous truck in a two-car garage
Hopping out with two broken legs
Trying to walk it off
Fuck you too bitch, call the cops
I'mma kill you and them loud-ass motherfucking barking dogs
And when the cops came through
Me and Dre stood next to a burnt down house
With a can full of gas and a hand full of matches
And still weren't found out
From here on out it's the Chronic II
Starting today and tomorrow's anew
And I'm still loco enough to choke you to death with a Charleston Chew
Slim Shady, hotter then a set of twin babies
In a Mercedes Benz with the windows up
When the temp goes up to the mid-80s
Calling men ladies, sorry, Doc, but I been crazy
There's no way that you can save me, it's okay, go with him Hailie

whew, Rap Genius

[Hiphopdane]

My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
See what you're seeing is a genius at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first,
Cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd yank my fuckin teeth before id ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once
And die and come back as vanilla ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with shit, every time i sung
Like R Kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on
More pain inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl inside of a
plane
Aimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave,
Screaming at the sky, till clouds gather as Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
And thats pretty much the gist of it,Parents are pissed, but the kids love
it
Nine millimeter, heater stashed, in two-seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, i wouldn't let hailie listen to me neither

[whore to a chainsaw]

I'm going to narrow it down to even more specific moments that I REALLY feel for whatever reason.

I haven't heard enough of MMLP2 yet to know what my favorites are... I have a few already but it's not fair to the rest of the album to put them on here as I need more time with it.

"No more games, I'ma change what you'd call rage, tear this motherfucking ROOF OFF, LIKE TWO DOGS CAGED!!"

"And it's gettin' even harder tryna' feed and water my seed plus... teeter totter caught up bet-ween... be-in a father and a primo donna baby mama dramas screamin' on and too much... for me to wanna..."

- Lose yourself

"Sorry puff but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother, I'd still fuck her with no rubber and come inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time and just say that it aint mine! What's my name?!"

"Fubba U Cubba Cubba... Yubba Obubba Ooba... You can Sabbick Da Ba Mah Buh Dick Through a tuba... soma laduma-lama... I'm not a human I'ma, new robotic, supersonic, suicidal unibomber"

"The new kids on the block... sucked a lot of dick... boy girl groups make me sick... and I can't wait till I catch all you faggots in public... I'ma love it!"

"My songs can make you cry... take you by surprise at the same time... (While the beat transforms and you just know he's sealing the deal on yet another fucking masterpiece)"

"BLEED BITCH BLEED! BLEED BITCH BLEED! BLEEEEEEED!!"

"Don't blame me when little eric jumps off of a terrace, you shoulda been watchin him. apparently you aint parents"

"I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby... Come with my Friday don't say maybe..."

"Or am I just another crab in the bucket cause I aint havin no luck with this little rabbit so fuck it!"

"All I know is I'm about to hit the wall, if I have to see another one of Mom's alcoholic fits!"

"All I ever felt was this, helplessness, imprisoned by a selfish bitch, chew me up and spit me out i fell for this so many times its ridiculous, and STILL i stick with this, I'M SICK OF THIS! but in my sickness and addiction your addictive etc."

"I am awesome and you are just awe-struck... she's love stricken she's got her jaw stuck from suckin my dick... aw fuck."

"Switch it up and watch these haters not give it up, cause they're just not good enough, but i'm not givin up, till i get my resPECT, and I wont STOP till i get enough, cause i'm NOT livin up, to my own expectations, aw!"

"You want to help daddy tie a rope around this rock? We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dock!"

"Snortin, SUPPORTIN' ABORTION <---- lmfao @ how he includes this and just the way he says it"

"You can be quick, jump the candle stick, burn your back and then fuck jill on a hill, but you still aint jack!"

"GOOGLE it till it POPS UP! YA'LL ARE SO MUTHAFUCKIN' FULLASHIT THATCHYA CLOGGED UP!"

"So you can suck my dick if you don't like... my shit... cause I was high when I wrote this so suck... my dick." (I LOVE the voice here)

Same with

The last chorus in the song "MENTALLY ILL FROM AMITYVILLLLLLLE! HE'LL ACCIDENTALLY KILL YOUR FAMILY STILLLLLL, THINKIN HE WONT GOD DAMNIT HE WILLLLLLL, MENTALLY ILL FROM AMITYVILLE" (his voice on "Will" and the last "Ville" is also unparalleled and provokes emotions in me.)

"If I EVER gave a fuck I'd shave my nuts, tuck my dick in between my legs and CLUCK! YOU muthafuckin' chickens aint BRAVE enough, to SAY the stuff I say so just tape it shut! shit half the shit I say I just make it up, to make you MAD! SO KISS MY WHITE NAKED ASS!"

"Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in they lives, till they sit and they cry... at night... wishing they'd die (wishing they'd die, that phrase specifically when it comes) till they throw on a rap record and they sit and they vibe... we nothing to you, but were the fucking shit in they eyes!"

"And it's such... a pleasure every button that I touch... I treasure every glutton that I punish in my lust."

"grabs on his nuts and just what if it was never meant... it was just an accideennnt... but he tripped fell slipped and his pen-is... went in... his teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit"

"I told him to stop by, check this out some time... he looked at me like I'm out my mind... shook his head like white boys don't know how to rhyme... i spit out a line..."

"And if I get killed for this rap... I got a million in cash... that says I will get you back... in Halie's name."

"What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous that cannibus turned into a television evangelist"

"nunununununununununununu... fixin your bent antenna tune it in and then i'm gonna"

"Heim le le nya nya... la nana nana, nanananana... nananana... heim nya nya na neif... nanana nana etc. - without me"

"I used to sell pizzas and now I got twelve visas. So tell jesus I'll quit sinnin' when hell freezes."

"Just for a joke and a laugh, jumped up to choke a giraffe, snapped it's neck and broke it in half."

"The plane that I was supposed to be on CRASHES... and burns to ashes..."

"Now it don't feel like the worlds on my shoulders... everyone's leanin on me... cause my baby knows that her dadies a soldier... nothing can take her from me..."

"And it's absurd, how people hang on every word, i'll probably NEVER get the props I feel I ever deserve!"

"My mom, loved va-li-um, now, all i am, is a party animal I am, what I am"

"I'm just a hooligan, who's used, to usin hallucinogens... causin delusions again"

"Should casey anthony do porn? Stuff that dead baby in a box with a shoe horn in the back of her car so she can go out and get her groove on?"

Hellbound verse

"The entire world can sit and twirl like a whirlin tire... i set a fuckin girl on fire with a curlin iron!"

"I'll have a fuckin man raped, with a bandaid over his mouth! and shove his head in the fan blade!"

"So you know that you're NOT dealin with some fuckin marshmellow, little soft yellow punk pussy whose heart's jello!"

"take some big and some pac, mix em up in a pot, sprinkle a little big L on top, what the fuck do you got? you got the realest and illest killas tied up in a knot... the juggernauts of this rap shit... like it or not.. its like a fight to the top, to see who died for the spot"

"Schizophrenia... how many of ya got it? How many mothafuckas can say they psychotic? How many mothafuckas can say they brains dry rotted from pot? You got it like I got it or not?"

"I was nothing, and that I wont amount to shit... I made my first million and counted it... now look at.. a fucking dropout that quits, stupid as shit rich as fuck and proud of it!"

"You're the slim to my shady"

"Slap my Mom! Slap the FUCK outta her! she cant sue you! she wouldn't get a BUCK out of you! cause you're broke as fuck! YOU SUCK! You're a fucking joke!"

"What you say... what you do... I will hunt you down till I find you... no matter where you run... I'll be right there... right behind you... in your nightmares."

"I take a vicodin splash, it hits my stomach and ahh... a couple a weeks go by it aint even like I'm gettin high... now i need it just not to feel sick... yeah im gettin by. wouldn't even be takin this shit if deshaun didn't die... oh there's an excuse you lose proof so you use... there's new rules. it's cool if its helpin you to get through. its twelve noon. aint no harm in self inducin a snooze. what else is new? fuck it what would elvis do in your shoes?"

^HOLY FUCK SO SICK. I got addicted to opiates after my best friend died so I feel it hard, on top of it being amazing.

"And since I'm... convinced that I'm an insom..niac."

"Handed my dick to bubbles while he sucked it and licked my nutsack, gave him the reach around and then fucked him right in his buttcrack! i aint takin back shit faggot, fuck that!"

"News flash, I'm still trash, them pills shoulda killed my ass... but they didn't, they just made me stronger."

"So god just... help me out while i fight through this grieving process... trying to process this loss is making me nauseous."

"Holdin a sign sayin... vietnam vet... I'm out my fuckin' mind man! kick over the sign, beat his ass and live him nine grand!"

"And every... things spinnin you're beginnin, to think women are swimmin, in pink linnen, again in the sink, then in"

"In the long run these drugs are probably going to catch up sooner or later but FUCK IT i'm on one"

"So don't go openin your jibs... cause every time you do it's like an overload of fibs, i don't have to tell you again hoe you know what this is... it's a warning shot... before i blow up your whole spot."

"I never DREAMT I'd get to the level that I'm at!"

"The roof comes off... until my legs... give out from under neath me I... I will not fall... I will stand tall... feels like no one... can... beat... me..."

"Look at these eyes, baby, blue, baby just like yourself! if they were brown, shady lose, shady sits on the shelf, but shadies cute, shady knew, shadies dimples would help, make ladies spew baby OOH baby look at myself!"

"Put anthrax on that tampax and slap you till you cant stand"

"Yeah baby, do that dance, it's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do, bitch shake that ass, you aint ever gonna break that glass the windshields too strong for you... yeah baby, Sing that song, it's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing, you sexy little thing come on now give it your all! look at you bawl, why you cryin to me, same song and dance..."

"Eminem I'm coming to kill you, I've always hated you and I still do..."

"Subliminal thoughts when I'ma stop spinnin em women are caught in webs, spinnin in hawk venom adrenalin shots, of penicillin could not, get the illin to stop! amoxicillin's just not real enough."

"So any questions or suggestions you've got for me bout my lyrics I'd love to hear it... all you gotta do is pick up the phone and dial up this number its 1800 im a dick sucker I love to sucka dick and if someone picks up, you can talk all the shit you want about me and type in your number back, and follow it by the pound key and i'll be sure to get back, as soon as there comes a day that i fall out with dre, wake up gay and make up with ray! HEY!"

"I don't have to stand here in this booth all day for me to say the truth OK you're drooling you have tooth decay your mouth is open you're disgusting what the fuck you eat for lunch? A bunch of sweets or something? What you munch a bunch of crunch and munch?"

All of as the world turns

The chorus of still don't give a fuck.

"I go up in front of a sell out crowd, and yell out loud, all yall get the hell out now!"

"I feel like I'm walkin a tight rope without a circus net."

"I got problems... now everyone on my blocks got em."

"I'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on, while I'm on the john."

"You can call me an asshole I'm glad, cause I am whatever you say I am>"

"This is the part where the rap breaks down, it gets real intense no one makes a sound, everything looks like its 8 mile now, the beat comes back and everybody loses themselves and snaps back to reality, look its b-rabbit! oh you signed me up to battle? I'm a grown man! chubba chubba chubba chubba jubba jubba jubba chubba I don't have any lines to go right here, so chubba tellatubby fellas!"

"It went a little something like "Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb, daddy had a satan's spawn"

"One two three, One two three, One two three... that aint the hook, now follow me..." (1+2+3) (1+2+3) (1+2+3) = "666" and it's right at 1:23 in the song.

"I've already told you, a thousand times in these rhymes... I appreciate the prayer, but I've already got God on my side! and it's been one HELL of a ride hasn't it?!"

"And drop her off on the corner at the police station and drive off honkin the horn for her! raw dog! get your arm knawed off, drop the sawed off, and BEAT YOU WITH THE PIECE YOU WAS SAWED OFF FROM! FUCK BLOOD I WANNA SEE SOME LUNGS COUGHED UP! GET SHOT UP IN THE HOT TUB! TILL THE BUBBLES POP UP!"

I'm tryna pull the trigger but it's stuck, fuck! my shit is all jammed up! come on you cock sucking, good for nothing, motherfucking piece of shit shoot!"

"Bliberriby rabbla rabbla it don't matter i'm just jabberin like you understand what I'm sayin any way I'm just babblin"

"First off fuck your songs and the shit you say... diss my wife, but at least I got a BITCH, you GAY! you claim to be a muslim but you irish white! so FUCK you fat boy drop the mic lets fight!


^------- parts of songs spread out through em's career that i feel the most out of the rest of the song but no mmlp2 yet.

[DAngeloBailey]

My absolute favorite ever... This makes me laugh out loud every time I hear it:

"Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I'm spittin cuz I'm always shittin when I'm rappin like Master P (uuuuuhhhh). Got a blow job from Paula Jones, and stuck it so far in her mouth my balls broke both of her collar bones. Told Mya this shit was all about me-ah. I gave Alyssa Milano syphilis, mono, and gonorrhea. Then all three of my main girls said "See ya!" cuz Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me fuckin Aaliyah. I splish splash while I'm takin a bath, grab a handful of pills, break 'em in half, take 'em and laugh. White trash, fuckin your wife in the ass while you're out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass."

[kpprasa]

Some of the shit from evil twin is goat

[Wego]

"So when I do 'shrooms you all better give me two rooms
'Cause I'm fuckin' the first one up
So when you see me on your block you better lock your cars
'Cause you know I'm losin' it when I'm rappin' to rock guitars
This is for children who break rules, people that straight fool
And every single teenager that hates school Fuck off"

And now he raps to rock guitars all the time. Em lost it..

Oh and this, holy crap this. You crack up of a cracker Em.


"You a, black Jesus, heart attack seizures,
Too many cheeseburgers, McDonald's Big Mac Greases
White Devil, washed up honkey
Mixed up cracker who crossed over the country

Haha, oh hell!
Cut this shit off, SHIT.. fuck him.
That's it, I'm done, I promise, I'm done.
That's it. I'm sorry. No more. I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I promise. I just believe in kicking a man while he's down.
God DAMN...I quit."

[1LynguisticMind]

1st verse of No Apologies

[metsfan1121]

Just a few of my favorite bars...

Music is like magic, there's a certain feeling you get
when you real and you spit, and people are feeling your shit
This is your moment, and every single minute you spend
trying to hold into it, cause you may never get it again

If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it,
Crush the glass in my bare hands and swallow it,
And spit it back in the faces of you racist
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit

I was born to brew up storms, stir up shit
Kick up dust, cuss till I slur up spit

Double barrel 12-gauge bigger than Chris Wallace
Pissed off cause Biggie and Pac just missed all this
Watching all these cheap imitations get rich off them
And get dollars that should've been theirs like they switched wallets

Now who's the king of these rude, ludicrous, lucrative, lyrics
Who could inherit the title, put the youth in hysterics
Sharing his views and his merits, using his music to steer it
But there's a huge interference, they're saying you shouldn't hear it
Maybe it's hatred I spew, maybe it's food for the spirit
Maybe it's beautiful music I make for you to just cherish
But I'm debated, disputed, hated and viewed in America,
As a motherfuckin drug addict, like you didn't experiment


You motherfuckers could never do it like I could do it
Don't even try it, you'll look stupid, do not pursue it

[yezz1r]

I'm going to narrow it down to even more specific moments that I REALLY feel for whatever reason.

I haven't heard enough of MMLP2 yet to know what my favorites are... I have a few already but it's not fair to the rest of the album to put them on here as I need more time with it.

"No more games, I'ma change what you'd call rage, tear this motherfucking ROOF OFF, LIKE TWO DOGS CAGED!!"

"And it's gettin' even harder tryna' feed and water my seed plus... teeter totter caught up bet-ween... be-in a father and a primo donna baby mama dramas screamin' on and too much... for me to wanna..."

- Lose yourself

"Sorry puff but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother, I'd still fuck her with no rubber and come inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time and just say that it aint mine! What's my name?!"

"Fubba U Cubba Cubba... Yubba Obubba Ooba... You can Sabbick Da Ba Mah Buh Dick Through a tuba... soma laduma-lama... I'm not a human I'ma, new robotic, supersonic, suicidal unibomber"

"The new kids on the block... sucked a lot of dick... boy girl groups make me sick... and I can't wait till I catch all you faggots in public... I'ma love it!"

"My songs can make you cry... take you by surprise at the same time... (While the beat transforms and you just know he's sealing the deal on yet another fucking masterpiece)"

"BLEED BITCH BLEED! BLEED BITCH BLEED! BLEEEEEEED!!"

"Don't blame me when little eric jumps off of a terrace, you shoulda been watchin him. apparently you aint parents"

"I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby... Come with my Friday don't say maybe..."

"Or am I just another crab in the bucket cause I aint havin no luck with this little rabbit so fuck it!"

"All I know is I'm about to hit the wall, if I have to see another one of Mom's alcoholic fits!"

"All I ever felt was this, helplessness, imprisoned by a selfish bitch, chew me up and spit me out i fell for this so many times its ridiculous, and STILL i stick with this, I'M SICK OF THIS! but in my sickness and addiction your addictive etc."

"I am awesome and you are just awe-struck... she's love stricken she's got her jaw stuck from suckin my dick... aw fuck."

"Switch it up and watch these haters not give it up, cause they're just not good enough, but i'm not givin up, till i get my resPECT, and I wont STOP till i get enough, cause i'm NOT livin up, to my own expectations, aw!"

"You want to help daddy tie a rope around this rock? We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dock!"

"Snortin, SUPPORTIN' ABORTION <---- lmfao @ how he includes this and just the way he says it"

"You can be quick, jump the candle stick, burn your back and then fuck jill on a hill, but you still aint jack!"

"GOOGLE it till it POPS UP! YA'LL ARE SO MUTHAFUCKIN' FULLASHIT THATCHYA CLOGGED UP!"

"So you can suck my dick if you don't like... my shit... cause I was high when I wrote this so suck... my dick." (I LOVE the voice here)

Same with

The last chorus in the song "MENTALLY ILL FROM AMITYVILLLLLLLE! HE'LL ACCIDENTALLY KILL YOUR FAMILY STILLLLLL, THINKIN HE WONT GOD DAMNIT HE WILLLLLLL, MENTALLY ILL FROM AMITYVILLE" (his voice on "Will" and the last "Ville" is also unparalleled and provokes emotions in me.)

"If I EVER gave a fuck I'd shave my nuts, tuck my dick in between my legs and CLUCK! YOU muthafuckin' chickens aint BRAVE enough, to SAY the stuff I say so just tape it shut! shit half the shit I say I just make it up, to make you MAD! SO KISS MY WHITE NAKED ASS!"

"Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in they lives, till they sit and they cry... at night... wishing they'd die (wishing they'd die, that phrase specifically when it comes) till they throw on a rap record and they sit and they vibe... we nothing to you, but were the fucking shit in they eyes!"

"And it's such... a pleasure every button that I touch... I treasure every glutton that I punish in my lust."

"grabs on his nuts and just what if it was never meant... it was just an accideennnt... but he tripped fell slipped and his pen-is... went in... his teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit"

"I told him to stop by, check this out some time... he looked at me like I'm out my mind... shook his head like white boys don't know how to rhyme... i spit out a line..."

"And if I get killed for this rap... I got a million in cash... that says I will get you back... in Halie's name."

"What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous that cannibus turned into a television evangelist"

"nunununununununununununu... fixin your bent antenna tune it in and then i'm gonna"

"Heim le le nya nya... la nana nana, nanananana... nananana... heim nya nya na neif... nanana nana etc. - without me"

"I used to sell pizzas and now I got twelve visas. So tell jesus I'll quit sinnin' when hell freezes."

"Just for a joke and a laugh, jumped up to choke a giraffe, snapped it's neck and broke it in half."

"The plane that I was supposed to be on CRASHES... and burns to ashes..."

"Now it don't feel like the worlds on my shoulders... everyone's leanin on me... cause my baby knows that her dadies a soldier... nothing can take her from me..."

"And it's absurd, how people hang on every word, i'll probably NEVER get the props I feel I ever deserve!"

"My mom, loved va-li-um, now, all i am, is a party animal I am, what I am"

"I'm just a hooligan, who's used, to usin hallucinogens... causin delusions again"

"Should casey anthony do porn? Stuff that dead baby in a box with a shoe horn in the back of her car so she can go out and get her groove on?"

Hellbound verse

"The entire world can sit and twirl like a whirlin tire... i set a fuckin girl on fire with a curlin iron!"

"I'll have a fuckin man raped, with a bandaid over his mouth! and shove his head in the fan blade!"

"So you know that you're NOT dealin with some fuckin marshmellow, little soft yellow punk pussy whose heart's jello!"

"take some big and some pac, mix em up in a pot, sprinkle a little big L on top, what the fuck do you got? you got the realest and illest killas tied up in a knot... the juggernauts of this rap shit... like it or not.. its like a fight to the top, to see who died for the spot"

"Schizophrenia... how many of ya got it? How many mothafuckas can say they psychotic? How many mothafuckas can say they brains dry rotted from pot? You got it like I got it or not?"

"I was nothing, and that I wont amount to shit... I made my first million and counted it... now look at.. a fucking dropout that quits, stupid as shit rich as fuck and proud of it!"

"You're the slim to my shady"

"Slap my Mom! Slap the FUCK outta her! she cant sue you! she wouldn't get a BUCK out of you! cause you're broke as fuck! YOU SUCK! You're a fucking joke!"

"What you say... what you do... I will hunt you down till I find you... no matter where you run... I'll be right there... right behind you... in your nightmares."

"I take a vicodin splash, it hits my stomach and ahh... a couple a weeks go by it aint even like I'm gettin high... now i need it just not to feel sick... yeah im gettin by. wouldn't even be takin this shit if deshaun didn't die... oh there's an excuse you lose proof so you use... there's new rules. it's cool if its helpin you to get through. its twelve noon. aint no harm in self inducin a snooze. what else is new? fuck it what would elvis do in your shoes?"

^HOLY FUCK SO SICK. I got addicted to opiates after my best friend died so I feel it hard, on top of it being amazing.

"And since I'm... convinced that I'm an insom..niac."

"Handed my dick to bubbles while he sucked it and licked my nutsack, gave him the reach around and then fucked him right in his buttcrack! i aint takin back shit faggot, fuck that!"

"News flash, I'm still trash, them pills shoulda killed my ass... but they didn't, they just made me stronger."

"So god just... help me out while i fight through this grieving process... trying to process this loss is making me nauseous."

"Holdin a sign sayin... vietnam vet... I'm out my fuckin' mind man! kick over the sign, beat his ass and live him nine grand!"

"And every... things spinnin you're beginnin, to think women are swimmin, in pink linnen, again in the sink, then in"

"In the long run these drugs are probably going to catch up sooner or later but FUCK IT i'm on one"

"So don't go openin your jibs... cause every time you do it's like an overload of fibs, i don't have to tell you again hoe you know what this is... it's a warning shot... before i blow up your whole spot."

"I never DREAMT I'd get to the level that I'm at!"

"The roof comes off... until my legs... give out from under neath me I... I will not fall... I will stand tall... feels like no one... can... beat... me..."

"Look at these eyes, baby, blue, baby just like yourself! if they were brown, shady lose, shady sits on the shelf, but shadies cute, shady knew, shadies dimples would help, make ladies spew baby OOH baby look at myself!"

"Put anthrax on that tampax and slap you till you cant stand"

"Yeah baby, do that dance, it's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do, bitch shake that ass, you aint ever gonna break that glass the windshields too strong for you... yeah baby, Sing that song, it's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing, you sexy little thing come on now give it your all! look at you bawl, why you cryin to me, same song and dance..."

"Eminem I'm coming to kill you, I've always hated you and I still do..."

"Subliminal thoughts when I'ma stop spinnin em women are caught in webs, spinnin in hawk venom adrenalin shots, of penicillin could not, get the illin to stop! amoxicillin's just not real enough."

"So any questions or suggestions you've got for me bout my lyrics I'd love to hear it... all you gotta do is pick up the phone and dial up this number its 1800 im a dick sucker I love to sucka dick and if someone picks up, you can talk all the shit you want about me and type in your number back, and follow it by the pound key and i'll be sure to get back, as soon as there comes a day that i fall out with dre, wake up gay and make up with ray! HEY!"

"I don't have to stand here in this booth all day for me to say the truth OK you're drooling you have tooth decay your mouth is open you're disgusting what the fuck you eat for lunch? A bunch of sweets or something? What you munch a bunch of crunch and munch?"

All of as the world turns

The chorus of still don't give a fuck.

"I go up in front of a sell out crowd, and yell out loud, all yall get the hell out now!"

"I feel like I'm walkin a tight rope without a circus net."

"I got problems... now everyone on my blocks got em."

"I'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on, while I'm on the john."

"You can call me an asshole I'm glad, cause I am whatever you say I am>"

"This is the part where the rap breaks down, it gets real intense no one makes a sound, everything looks like its 8 mile now, the beat comes back and everybody loses themselves and snaps back to reality, look its b-rabbit! oh you signed me up to battle? I'm a grown man! chubba chubba chubba chubba jubba jubba jubba chubba I don't have any lines to go right here, so chubba tellatubby fellas!"

"It went a little something like "Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb, daddy had a satan's spawn"

"One two three, One two three, One two three... that aint the hook, now follow me..." (1+2+3) (1+2+3) (1+2+3) = "666" and it's right at 1:23 in the song.

"I've already told you, a thousand times in these rhymes... I appreciate the prayer, but I've already got God on my side! and it's been one HELL of a ride hasn't it?!"

"And drop her off on the corner at the police station and drive off honkin the horn for her! raw dog! get your arm knawed off, drop the sawed off, and BEAT YOU WITH THE PIECE YOU WAS SAWED OFF FROM! FUCK BLOOD I WANNA SEE SOME LUNGS COUGHED UP! GET SHOT UP IN THE HOT TUB! TILL THE BUBBLES POP UP!"

I'm tryna pull the trigger but it's stuck, fuck! my shit is all jammed up! come on you cock sucking, good for nothing, motherfucking piece of shit shoot!"

"Bliberriby rabbla rabbla it don't matter i'm just jabberin like you understand what I'm sayin any way I'm just babblin"

"First off fuck your songs and the shit you say... diss my wife, but at least I got a BITCH, you GAY! you claim to be a muslim but you irish white! so FUCK you fat boy drop the mic lets fight!


^------- parts of songs spread out through em's career that i feel the most out of the rest of the song but no mmlp2 yet.

Super Stanley mode activated.

[therapist]

Fight Music

If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinking you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me
You'll never STOP me, I'm TOP speed as you POP me
I came to save these new generations of babies
from parents who failed to raise 'em cause they're lazy
to grow to praise me I'm makin 'em go crazy
That's how I got this whole nation to embrace me
And you fugazi if you think I'ma admit wrong
I cripple any hypocritic critic I'm sic'd on
And this song is for any kid who gets picked on
A sick song to retaliate to, and it's called..

-

As well as his verse on "Forgot About Dre" and all of "Lose Yourself".

That was some real shit. love that verse...

[Ottawa613]

They say music can alter moods and talk to you
Well can it load a gun up for you , and cock it too
Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dude
Just tell the judge it was my fault and i'll get sued
See what these kids do is hear about us totin' pistols
And they want to get one cause they think the shit's cool
Not knowin' we really just protectin' ourselves, we entertainers
Of course the shit's affectin' our sales, you ignoramus
But music is reflection of self, we just explain it, and then we get our
checks in the mail
It's fucked up ain't it
How we can come from practically nothing to being able to have any fuckin'
thing that we wanted
That's why we sing for these kids, who don't have a thing
Except for a dream, and a fuckin' rap magazine
Who post pin-up pictures on their walls all day long
Idolize they favorite rappers and know all they songs
Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in their lives
Till they sit and they cry at night wishin' they'd die
Till they throw on a rap record and they sit, and they vibe
We're nothin' to you but we're the fuckin' shit in they eyes
That's why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and
hold it
Cause we consider these minutes golden
And maybe they'll admit it when we're gone
Just let our spirits live on, through our lyrics that you hear in our
songs and we can...

best verse in hip-hop history

[Sea triscuit]

whore to a chainsaw said: "I'm going to narrow it down to even more specific moments that I REALLY feel for whatever reason"

[Shpongle]

My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
See what you're seeing is a genius at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first,
Cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd yank my fuckin teeth before id ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once
And die and come back as vanilla ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with shit, every time i sung
Like R Kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on
More pain inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl inside of a
plane
Aimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave,
Screaming at the sky, till clouds gather as Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
And thats pretty much the gist of it,Parents are pissed, but the kids love
it
Nine millimeter, heater stashed, in two-seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, i wouldn't let hailie listen to me neither

Damn i was gonna post that:p Respect!

[MackBook]

Got a dick and its as big as a banana,
I try to control it but i guess i cant,
it shoots off like an ak clip, bananas!
You better watch out, Hannah Montana,
Man, what's the matter? Have you no manners? (no!)
You know the girl from Juno's address?
Yeah, I'm a prob'ly go to jail for that.
Now I got the cops on my tail for that!
Run up on your car with a stale banana
In your tail pipe, can't believe you fell for that.
It coulda been a Molotov Cocktail (Badaat!).
Wait a minute, man! What the hell was that?
I heard a noise, where you goin'? What are you, bananas?!
You can't go back there, stupid ass!
I just seen a woman in a Freddy Krueger mask.
Who the fuck are you, Superman?
All you have is a little stupid can
Of whipped cream what the hell you gonna do with that?
I'm a put it on my wee wee. Ooh, good answer!
A super bonanza extravaganza.