MMLP2 REVIEWS

[M15HKA]

Pitchfork will give the album like 2/10 destroying any hopea for an 80+ metacritic score

[Raul]

Well, they gave a 3 for Recovery. They have to give MMLP2 at least a 5, for fuck's sake.

[LolBurn]

Well, they gave a 3 for Recovery. They have to give MMLP2 at least a 5, for fuck's sake.

No, a 2.8.

[RSoares]

And they gave 6.5 to Encore and 4.8 to Relapse

[M15HKA]

The guy who reviewed Recovery for p4k bashe MMLP2 on twitter lol.

Oh good, Eminem is still beating up women in his songs. Nice to see him repping so consistently for this cause.
4:24 p.m. Thu, Oct 31

Seriously, how did we all make "Love the Way You Lie" a hit? That song is a contusion in the shape of a Valentine. Sickening.
4:25 p.m. Thu, Oct 31

"NSFW! Rapper Curses Over 200 Times in 4 Minute Video"...Why would I listen to this?
4:41 p.m. Thu, Oct 31

[Trimss]

P4k is the most hipster-ish site ever when it comes to rap releases.

[LolBurn]

P4k is the most hipster-ish site ever when it comes to rap releases.

They're herbs

[Kaliya]

Huh, Pitchfork has something against Eminem ?

Oh good, Eminem is still beating up women in his songs. Nice to see him repping so consistently for this cause.
4:24 p.m. Thu, Oct 31

Seriously, how did we all make "Love the Way You Lie" a hit? That song is a contusion in the shape of a Valentine. Sickening.
4:25 p.m. Thu, Oct 31

"NSFW! Rapper Curses Over 200 Times in 4 Minute Video"...Why would I listen to this?
4:41 p.m. Thu, Oct 31

omg... I just can't.

[yezz1r]

Those Pitchfork ratings chronologically parallel the cultural hipster phenomenon.
TES - 9.1
Encore - 6.5
Relapse - 4.8
Recovery - 2.8
MMLP2 - ??

[yezz1r]

From Wiki:


Along with its popularity, Pitchfork has attracted criticism.

One common complaint is that the site's journalism suffers from a narrow view of independent music, favoring lo-fi and often obscure indie rock and giving only cursory treatment to other genres.[12] Some critics have suggested that the site rates albums from particular music scenes or artists more favorably in order to bolster its influence when the music becomes popular.[13]

The majority of criticism, however, is aimed at the site's album reviewing style. Critics argue the site often emphasizes a reviewers' own writing over the actual music being reviewed, sometimes not even reviewing the album and instead criticising the artist's integrity.[12] Pitchfork is also known to give "0.0" ratings, deeming the work as utterly worthless. One critic wrote that Pitchfork's "0.0" rating of a particular album amounts to no more than a "cheap publicity stunt" for a website that "thrives on controversy."[14] The critic also hypothetically asked how a neo-Nazi punk record would be scored in comparison to these "0.0" albums, based on Pitchfork standards.[14]

[Kaliya]

Thaaaanks.. they gave a 9.1 to the Eminem Show though.
But yeah, 1/10 incoming

[yezz1r]

Thaaaanks.. they gave a 9.1 to the Eminem Show though.
But yeah, 1/10 incoming

THANKS. Further establishing the chronological hipster phenomenon when it comes to music.

[EminemBase]

Well, they gave a 3 for Recovery. They have to give MMLP2 at least a 5, for fuck's sake.

Nah because they don't judge the music.

They judge Eminem the artist, depending on what they think he should be rapping about... and they also still misunderstand irony and sarcasm, like really stupid children, and judge Eminem's artistic provocation, and concepts - as his real world opinions, like the album is just a document.

So no doubt MMLP2 will probably get like a 1, because of Rap God.

They're seriously complete and utter retards.

[TommiTMX]

the review from Canada will be included because the review is actually from edmontonjournal

http://www.edmontonjournal.com/entertai ... story.html

The guy who wrote this writes for Pitchfork...go figure

I thought they bashing sounded awfully familiar.

http://pitchfork.com/staff/renato-pagnani/

[yezz1r]

Well, they gave a 3 for Recovery. They have to give MMLP2 at least a 5, for fuck's sake.

Nah because they don't judge the music.

They judge Eminem the artist, depending on what they think he should be rapping about... and they also still misunderstand irony and sarcasm, like really stupid children, and judge Eminem's artistic provocation, and concepts - as his real world opinions, like the album is just a document.

So no doubt MMLP2 will probably get like a 1, because of Rap God.

They're seriously complete and utter retards.

They "work on novels" while sipping a latte at caribou for 3 hours.