MMLP2 >> Recovery, Relapse, Encore (and it ain't close)

[Satan]

Eminem is so fantastic on Relapse. He did the Rope-A-Dope with Paul Wall and Bubba Sparxxx you know.

[Kill You]

That wasn't even Relapse era, fuck that, we want the lesbian vegetables.

[The Asshole]

I would group Relapse and MMLP2 together in quality of albums with probably a slight lean towards MMLP2. Both are over Recovery for me and definitely over Encore.

[Satan]

That wasn't even Relapse era, fuck that, we want the lesbian vegetables.

Oops. Now how about that zany Marshall, always shoving a vending machine up Paris Hilton's ass or shoving a lava lamp up his father's ass? Or hitting a fag with onions so hard they turn into Funyuns, or cutting off lesbians' balls, or drinking his cousin's bath water, or playing ping-pong with his OWN ding-dong, or playing hide and seek because his tummy hurts, or impaling himself on an elephant's tusk because of the fact that he wants to dunk Britney Spears' head into her OWN alphabet soup, or jacking off to hockey masks while WWE is playing in the background, or being so fucking depressed, or eating chainsaws, or wanting Mariah to hit him with a spatula of HER CHOICE, or peeing on Rihanna to prove that he can do whatever he wants to, or peeing on the girl to prove that C.S.I cannot catch him, or flying off the hinges to prove that he doesn't need to fly off the handle, or baby-talking his rape victims, or doing the spiderwalk to lure in a rape victim, or getting his tongue stuck on a Stop sign, or being so nostalgic that he's decided to wear his pink Alf shirt in celebration, or raping a monkey, or letting it be known that he puts his key in his own door sometimes for no reason, or crushing diamonds with his "butt muscles" while cutting vocals apart, or melting because he's the realest dawg, or being too cool to speak proper English, or feeling like the Incredible Hulk because he pulled his back, or enjoying laying down with two brain-dead lesbian vegetables, or dancing to Frank Sinatra underwater with Christopher Reeves, jacking off with a baboon while using a broom, or furiously getting lesbians pregnant for tripping him, begging Dexter to help him do a home abortion, or helping you with your problems by telling you that you're definitely beautiful no matter what, or allowing you to kiss his "butt", or doing the Rope-A-Dope with Paul Wall & Bubba Sparxxx, or throwing a baby at another baby, or smelling Dakota Fanning in her sleep because he loves the smell of tacos, or comparing womens' asses to Jell-O because he wants to say hello, or having the magic ability to turn into Sarah Palin's baby whenever he feels like it, or having the tears of a clown to inspire you to sit down, or shoving an umbrella up a woman's "pwussy", or dancing in his red "puuunties", or dancing to quite a different drumbeat, or allowing Jessica Simpson to sing the chorus, or not meaning to lesbian offend, or being in dire need of a spraygun, or enjoying The Verizon Wireless Environment,?

Wow, in retrospect, that motherfuckers got nuts like King Kong.

[EminemBase]

Jabba the Hut beddie bye bye

Amazing when grazing skin with these razor blades he waves at ya
Not ya every day Damien - bathe me in Holy Water

[Raul]

GoBerzerk Calm down with Relapse hate, my friend.

[VINTAGƎ]

LOL at Relapse fail lines.

Album really needs to get taken down a few pegs on here.

[Kill You]

Holy Macklemore

Err, mackerole

[Satan]

Jabba the Hut beddie bye bye

Amazing when grazing skin with these razor blades he waves at ya
Not ya every day Damien - bathe me in Holy Water

What a zany motherfucker. He impregnates lesbians you know. He didn't mention that often enough. He enjoys lesbians, especially getting lesbians pregnant. Lesbians like women, so they don't usually get pregnant, so he GETS them pregnant. He even gets men pregnant! How zany and cooky and wonderful is that?

[4Corners]

But......but.....but Recovery has too many terrible lines to be better than Relapse, nevermind the weak lines on Relapse, the accents that ran into the ground midway through the album, and the fact that Em didn't sound all that inspired on the album in general.

I read this on a review, and it's so fucking true.

"there’s a sinister assurance to his delivery on MMLP2 that has often been missing since The Eminem Show"

That's why MMLP2 sounds so good, mixed with the fact he delivered on 18/21 tracks.

[EminemBase]

Jabba the Hut beddie bye bye

Amazing when grazing skin with these razor blades he waves at ya
Not ya every day Damien - bathe me in Holy Water

What a zany motherfucker. He impregnates lesbians you know. He didn't mention that often enough. He enjoys lesbians, especially getting lesbians pregnant. Lesbians like women, so they don't usually get pregnant, so he GETS them pregnant. He even gets men pregnant! How zany and cooky and wonderful is that?

Exactly. It's the zaniness within the zaniness I love though.

PS. it's so cool and zany.

[EminemBase]

But......but.....but Recovery has too many terrible lines to be better than Relapse, nevermind the weak lines on Relapse, the accents that ran into the ground midway through the album, and the fact that Em didn't sound all that inspired on the album in general.

I read this on a review, and it's so fucking true.

"there’s a sinister assurance to his delivery on MMLP2 that has often been missing since The Eminem Show"

That's why MMLP2 sounds so good, mixed with the fact he delivered on 18/21 tracks.

He sounded inspired as fug. Very energetic and passionate.

He just wasn't rapping realistically about his life in his usual style so you say he doesn't sound inspired. He doesn't have to be rapping like he used to or about the same things to be 'inspired'.

[JHart15]

That wasn't even Relapse era, fuck that, we want the lesbian vegetables.

Oops. Now how about that zany Marshall, always shoving a vending machine up Paris Hilton's ass or shoving a lava lamp up his father's ass? Or hitting a fag with onions so hard they turn into Funyuns, or cutting off lesbians' balls, or drinking his cousin's bath water, or playing ping-pong with his OWN ding-dong, or playing hide and seek because his tummy hurts, or impaling himself on an elephant's tusk because of the fact that he wants to dunk Britney Spears' head into her OWN alphabet soup, or jacking off to hockey masks while WWE is playing in the background, or being so fucking depressed, or eating chainsaws, or wanting Mariah to hit him with a spatula of HER CHOICE, or peeing on Rihanna to prove that he can do whatever he wants to, or peeing on the girl to prove that C.S.I cannot catch him, or flying off the hinges to prove that he doesn't need to fly off the handle, or baby-talking his rape victims, or doing the spiderwalk to lure in a rape victim, or getting his tongue stuck on a Stop sign, or being so nostalgic that he's decided to wear his pink Alf shirt in celebration, or raping a monkey, or letting it be known that he puts his key in his own door sometimes for no reason, or crushing diamonds with his "butt muscles" while cutting vocals apart, or melting because he's the realest dawg, or being too cool to speak proper English, or feeling like the Incredible Hulk because he pulled his back, or enjoying laying down with two brain-dead lesbian vegetables, or dancing to Frank Sinatra underwater with Christopher Reeves, jacking off with a baboon while using a broom, or furiously getting lesbians pregnant for tripping him, begging Dexter to help him do a home abortion, or helping you with your problems by telling you that you're definitely beautiful no matter what, or allowing you to kiss his "butt", or doing the Rope-A-Dope with Paul Wall & Bubba Sparxxx, or throwing a baby at another baby, or smelling Dakota Fanning in her sleep because he loves the smell of tacos, or comparing womens' asses to Jell-O because he wants to say hello, or having the magic ability to turn into Sarah Palin's baby whenever he feels like it, or having the tears of a clown to inspire you to sit down, or shoving an umbrella up a woman's "pwussy", or dancing in his red "puuunties", or dancing to quite a different drumbeat, or allowing Jessica Simpson to sing the chorus, or not meaning to lesbian offend, or being in dire need of a spraygun, or enjoying The Verizon Wireless Environment,?

Wow, in retrospect, that motherfuckers got nuts like King Kong.

Technical babble at its finest. For real though, reading the lines in this context shows how desperate Em was to prove to people that he could still shock them. Recovery is Em desperately trying to prove that he's still a good rapper. MMLP2, though it has its moments, shows a more relaxed Em.

[Kill You]

But......but.....but Recovery has too many terrible lines to be better than Relapse, nevermind the weak lines on Relapse, the accents that ran into the ground midway through the album, and the fact that Em didn't sound all that inspired on the album in general.

I read this on a review, and it's so fucking true.

"there’s a sinister assurance to his delivery on MMLP2 that has often been missing since The Eminem Show"

That's why MMLP2 sounds so good, mixed with the fact he delivered on 18/21 tracks.

[Satan]

The way his life when he was a drug addict blends so seamlessly into his Arabian terrorist serial killer persona is perfection at it's best. Best introspective album ever. I cannot tell the difference between Arabian Shady Dawg peeing on Rihanna and Marshall being so fucking depressed and getting his ass wiped by hand-servants.