Anyway, here's my list for the best and favorite lines in every MMLP2 song including deluxe tracks + Don't Front and excluding (Survival, The Monster, Berzerk, Stronger Than I Was) because I don't listen to them.
Bad Guy:
"And here's your Bronco hat; you can have that shit back cause they suck
It's just me, you and the music now, Slim
I hope you hear it we are in a car right now
Wait, here comes my favorite lyric:
"I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die"
And hey, here's a sequel to my Mathers LP
Just to try to get people to buy"
"Eminem killed by M&M, Matthew Mitchell
Bitch, I even have your initials"
"‘Cause Marshall Mathers the rapper’s persona's half a facade
And Matthew and Stan’s just symbolic
Of you not knowing what you had 'till it’s gone"
"Tragic portrait of an artist tortured
Trapped in his own drawings"
Rhyme or Reason:
"(Who's your daddy?) I don't have one
My mother reproduced like a komodo dragon"
"With great power comes absolutely no responsibility, for content
Completely, despondent and condescending, the king of nonsense"
"But I still am a CRIMINAL
Ten-year-old degenerate grabbing on my GENITALS
The last Mathers LP that went diamond
This time I'm predicting this one will go EMERALD"
So Much Better:
"Then the cops pulled me over but they let me go
Cause I told 'em I'm only driving drunk, cause that bitch drove me to drink"
"Cause a woman broke my he-art, I say he-art
Cause you ripped it in two pa-arts"
"But I'll never say the L-word again, I L-L-L-L... Lesbiaaaaan"
""I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one"
She's all 99 of 'em; I need a machine gun"
Legacy:
"Instead of tryna escape through my comics
Why don't I just blast a little something like Onyx
To put me in the mood to wanna fight and write songs that
Say what I wanna say to the kid that said that I eyeballed him"
"Me against the world so what, I'm Brian Dawkins
Versus the whole 0-16 Lions offense
So bring on the Giants, Falcons and Miami Dolphins
It's the body bag game bitch, I'm supplying coffins"
"You gon' die a ball licker, I've been diabolical
With this dialogue since '99 Rawkus"
"The best part about me is I am not you
I'm me, I'm the Fire Marshall"
Asshole:
"So what if the insults are revolting
Even Helen Keller knows life stinks"
"You think it's a joke til you're bullet riddled
But you should give little shit what I think
This whole world is a mess
Gotta have a goddamn vest on your chest, and a Glock
Just to go out watch Batman"
"My soul's escaping through this asshole that is gaping"
"Thinkin' we have some magnetic pull
Then scream "ICP IN THIS BITCH, HOW DO FUCKIN MAGNETS WORK?""
"Shorty you're fine but you sort of remind me of a 49er
Cause you been a gold digger since you was a minor"
"A pessimist who transforms to an optimist in his prime
So even if I'm half dead, I'm half alive"
Rap God:
"Me, I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-
-W.A, Cube, Hey Doc, Ren Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim"
"You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames,
Off a plank"
"You witnessing a massacre
Like you watching a church gathering take place, lookin' boy"
"I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle
I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil"
"You get too big and here they come trying to censor you
Like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP1
When I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine
Put em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine"
"School flunkie, pill junky
But look at the accolades these skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry"
Brainless:
-The whole first verse
"Still in my skull is a vacant, empty void been using it more as a bin for storage
Take some inventory, in this gorge there's a Ford engine, door hinge
Syringe, an orange, an extension cord, and a Ninja sword
Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored
Ironing board, a bench, a wrench or winch, and an attention whore"
"Everything but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain
Like an independent store, something's wrong with my head
Just think if I had a brain in it, thank God that I don't
Cause I'd probably be Dahmer"
"Hopefully you lil' homos get over your fears and phobias
It's okay to be scared straight, they said I provoke queers
'til emotions evoke tears, my whole career's a stroke
Of sheer genius, smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes
Yeah, you mothafuckin' (insert insult here)"
"And boy they did flock; can't believe this little hick locked
This hip-hop shit in his hip pocket and still the shit got
That White Trash traffic and gridlock, shit happened like a six blocks
From a Kid Rock, Insane Clown Posse Concert in mid Oc-tober"
So Far...:
"This always happens, 30 minutes from home gotta lay a log cabin
And only option I have is McDonalds's bathroom
In a public stall droppin' a football
So every time someone walks in the john I get maddened
"Shady, what up?" What? Come on, man, I'm crapping
And you're asking me for my goddamn autograph on a napkin
Oh that's odd, I just happened to run out of tissue
Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be glad then
"Thanks dawg, name's Todd, a big fan"
I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and
Told him "Todd, you're the shit"; when does all of this crap end?"
"Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song from Luda?
Be an expert at computers?"
"I can't go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the
Other day someone got all elaborate
And stuck a head from a fuckin’ dead cat in my mailbox,
Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion rings
I think my karma is catchin' up with me"
"Got caught picking my nose, ah
Look over see these two hot hoes
Finger still up one of my nostrils
Right next to 'em stuck at the light
The fucking shit is taking forever to change
I'm stuck, these bitches are loving it rubbing it in
Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, play it off
"What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better", fucking bitch"
Love Game:
"used to be my fiance
'Til you sucked on Wayne, Andre, and Kanye
Lebron, Akon, Jay, Lil Jon, Raekwon, Ma$e
Polow Tha Don, Dre, Dante Ross, James Conway, KWAME?"
"I told that bitch
I'm a sucker for love, you're a sucker for dick"
"That ain't what you like, ain't it, what about if I was famous as Marshall?
would you give fellatio in the carpool?"
"Here goes that broken record, cliche, it's all my fault anyway
She's turnin' the tables, I'm a beat-break
She treats my face like Serato, she cuts and scratches like a DJ
Each day is an instant replay"
"Man what the fuck is the matter, I'm just a fucking romantic
I fucking love you, you fucking bitch"
"I actually set off a chain reaction of tragic events
I said hit the road and after she left
I sent that bitch a text
I said be careful driving, don't read this and have an accident
She glanced to look at it and wrecked, too bad
Thought we had a connect"
"Well the sentiment's great, but wait, think there's been a mistake
You want an intimate date, I wanna intimidate"
Headlights:
"But as stubborn as we are, did I take it too far, Cleaning Out My Closet
And all them other songs, but regardless I don't hate you
Cause Ma, you're still beautiful to me, cause you're my Mom"
"Cause to this day we remain estranged and I hate it though
Cause you ain't even get to witness your grandbaby's growth
But I'm sorry Mama for Cleaning Out My Closet, at the time I was angry
Rightfully maybe so, never meant that far to take it though"
"But Ma, I forgive you, so does Nathan, yo
All you did, all you said, you did your best to raise us both
Foster care, that cross you bare, few may be as heavy as yours
But I love you Debbie Mathers, oh what a tangled web we have"
"and I'm mad I didn't get the chance
To thank you for being my mom and my dad"
Evil Twin:
(Note: This song is genius, I am going to leave some explanations from me and a bit from rap genius)
"Grinning every stranger in the place while I gaze
Into space cause I'm mentally rearranging his face"
"I done quit chicken heads cold turkey and started slowly roasting 'em
Cause that's where most of my anger is based"
"I'm frustrated cause ain't
No more N'Sync, now I'm all out of wack
I'm all out of Backstreet Boys to call out and attack"
"You done called every woman a slut, but you're forgetting Sarah, Marshall
(Palin) Oh, my bad, slut"
"And next time I show up in court I'll be naked and just wear a lawsuit
Judge be like "that's sharp, how much that motherfucker cost you
Smart-ass, you lucky I don't tear it off you
And jump your bones, you sexy motherfucker
You so fucking gravy, Marshall I should start calling you au jus
Cause all you do is spit them lyrics out the wazoo "
Note: this, IMO, one of his best lines in his entire career. Can you count how many entendres? Here's is the explanation I submitted to Rap Genius: "Eminem here is naked, he's only wearing a law[suit]. The judge says" "that's sharp (referring to his penis), how much that motherfucker cost you?(referring to the lawsuit since it's gonna cost him money)
Smart-ass(Eminem is naked, so she can see his ass), you lucky I don't tear it off you(has different meanings: 1-She thinks his ass is cute so she wanna tear it off
2-Referring to his penis, she wanna tear it off him)
And jump your bones(also has a double meaning: 1-Since she tore his ass (or penis) off, his bones will be visible and 2-she wanna jump on his penis (his bone), you sexy motherfucker(continuing the complements)
You so fucking gravy, Marshall I should start calling you au jus(tying the gravy and au jus sauce [both used on steak]) Cause all you do is spit them lyrics out the wazoo (1-out the wazoo means he spits a LOT of lyrics, 2-spitting lyrics is easy for him, he can spits them out of his ass, and 3-it should be easy since he's still naked in court)
"And these kids are like parrots, they run around the house just like terrorists
Screamin', "fuck, shit, fuck"
Adult with a childish-like arrogance
Wild ever since the day I came out I was like "merits, fuck that"
I'd rather be loud and I like swearing
From the first album even the gals were like "tight lyrics, dreamy eyes"
But my fuckin' mouth was nightmare-ish
And from the start of it you felt like you were a part of this
And the opposition felt the opposite" (Note:So apparently, these lines contrast the song, and the rhyme scheme of Sing for the Moment, he is saying the opposite of what he said on that verse. Example: "A [i]child who likes earrings > Adult with a childish-like arrogance" and "So scary in a house that allows no swearing> as opposed to > they run around the house screamin' fuck shit fuck"[/i] Can this verse get any better?
the rest of the verse he explains that he's going back to his older songs "Sometimes I listen and revisit them old albums often as I can and skimThrough all them bitches to make sure I keep up with my competition (He is LITERALLY competing with himself)
Hogger of beats, hoarder of rhymes
Borderline genius who's bored of his lines (truly a genius)
And that sort of defines where I'm at and the way I feel now
Feel like I might just strike first and ignore the replies"
Note: I am really tired and going to sleep now, I'll continue tomorrow
But I said lines not rhymes because of what I wrote but I dunno if they make sense or not lmao I just love this album 
And I am too lazy to continue the rest of the songs
