Ayo, I was intending to make a thread for my 500th post, but I forgot and surpassed that amount, so this'll have to do. So, uh, so much time has passed despite in reality, barely any time has passed. Only a few months ago, I quit "for good" and got my account banned because of a personal meltdown and such, but I returned, as you know. TRshady is too GOAT to give up, it's more addictive than Valium. So many GOATs. So many embarrassments. So many people to list. So let me start this off by giving a few shoutouts.
CanadaPure - I will always hail you as the greatest, funniest user of the site. Your sense of humor, your photoshopped pictures, your attitude, it's all just fantastic. You know you're a god, so I won't make this too long.
PAINKILLER - This guy played me like a fiddle when I was a worthless, unfathomably intolerable loser on this forum. Whether it was out of sympathy, or because he thought it'd be funny, I honestly don't remember, but it lasted until I came back. I still consider him second best member, because honestly, he's a fusion of every one of my favorite traits that members have. Honestly, if not for him confronting me about my unfunny and worthless posting style, I'd still be shit today.
Basedshady - We never really had a real connection, we never spoke much to each other, but he apparently found me to be a good poster before he left, which was a step up from when he purely hated me during the time-period in which I just came back. I find his style a rather unique combination of Pain when he's being serious, & LIL_B. While we never really spoke to each other, I still find him to be one of the legendary GOATs. I salute you, Basedshady. If you ever come back, I got your back.
Snake897 - It's amazing how someone can be a useless copycat one minute, and an absolutely brilliant and/or funny poster another. I don't have much to say about him, but I salute you sometimes.
SajN - We ain't talk much, but the guy is basically the only guy trying to save this website. As a poster, while I feel he sometimes can come off as too ordinary, he is absolutely in no way bad or even mediocre. SajN, may you be the one who saves this website from the cold hands of murder (a.k.a TRshady).
LIL_B - His posting style is so damn funny and unique that I had to include him.
EminemBase - While we disagree with a burning fuel and passion about Relapse, I still find this guy very amusing, and sometimes even interesting. But about Relapse doe...no.
dR3 - While this guy's prime was before my time, he's pretty damn funny. Nothing much to say except, dR3 is GOAT.
mononym - Can be a try-hard at times, but hey, look who's talking. He's pretty good when he's being serious, and even when he's being mean-spirited, he can be pretty funny when he's not just substituting words with "poverty".
Kill You - Not a GOAT, more like a GOPOAT. Greatest Ordinary Poster Of All Time. Doesn't stick out, but he's way better than all the usual Eminem section nobodies who blend into the background (looking at you, EriCartman)
Koolo - Solidified GOATOAT.
Trimss - Whew, lud this guy too much for words. A great combination between funny and serious, which some members, at least I feel, have a somewhat noticeable problem with.
raul-valente - He's no Raul who owns an uncomfortably large and creepy awkward collection of 18 Encore albums, but he's cool. He's basically CanadaPure with a few less traits, which is still damn great.
bigray - Is it okay to enjoy a guy who has 50% of his posts dedicated to weed? I'm not sure, let's ask Dr. Dre.
Hesky - I know nothing about you, but you're apparently a GOAT, so I may as well treat you as such.
NotaliusThaGod - You ain't a god, but you are a GOAT. You're one of the saving graces of the Eminem section.
UofLCard - Pretty good for someone who's pretty usual.
Vijilance - I pretty much owe it to him. When he was a member, he was pretty good.
Rollefsen - Whew. Forgot to mention him earlier. So much GOAT in one poster, I lud him. He's kind of like CanadaPure when he's being serious.
Horsebot3K - Whew. Best new member by far.
HeySamantha_ - Same as UofLCard.
Now that I got the GOATs/Goodsters, time for the...errrrr...worst members.
Hopsinshadie - I dunno, I like this guy. Nah, fuck 'em. Holy shit, just looked through his posts again, how amazing is this guy? I GOT TIRED OF HIS POSTS WAY TOO QUICKLY, HE NEEDS TO CHANGE DIRECTIONS OR RETIRE. What a shitty poster. Whoa, just relooked at his posts, what a GOAT. My final opinion, I swear, this guy is fucking awful. Wait, THIS is my final opinion he's very mediocre, needed more posts like his Beautiful Pain posts. Welp, he's pretty good, needed more Hopsin though. Wait, no, so bad. WHEW, looked back through, solidified GOAT.
JK, what a fucking loser.
VintageSlimBish - What the hell is it?
Koolo2010 - What a horrifying Stan.
Kay, that was quick. Well, here's to another 510 posts. Cheers, no more retirements or may I die in the most brutal way possible. No more Kanye West drunken relapses. Yo. Uh, but if I don't stop posting by 2014, I'll do something really big to celebrate. I'mma try and get more social on this site rather than just Eminem section & Backstage.
Yo, I'm out.