"That's Fucked Up!"

[CanadaPure]

WELP

[Trimss]

What's so fucked up about that? I mean if we have to accept gay people we might aswell accept guys fucking dead people. It's just as sick.

[CanadaPure]

One time I got bit by a spider beside my nose, and it got super infected and shit. Anyway, that bite and shit swelled up to like the size of my nose. So I went to the doctor and they decided to slice it open and drain it, since it hurt from all the pressure on my face. So I go into the doctor, and the jab a giant fucking needle in it to numb it (didnt work, shit hurt like a bitch) and decide to slice it open.

So he slices it open, and right after all this green puss with white chunks of infected goodness starts rushing out onto my face. And the smell was similar to rotting flesh. This disgusting green and white chunky shit kept running down my face, and the doctor was gagging and the nurse was gagging and I was gagging.

It looked like moldy cottage cheese and smelled like decaying flesh.

That's fucked up.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

What's so fucked up about that? I mean if we have to accept gay people we might aswell accept guys fucking dead people. It's just as sick.

No, its not.

The 2 guys that fuck are still alive when they're done.

[Raul]

[Trimss]

What's so fucked up about that? I mean if we have to accept gay people we might aswell accept guys fucking dead people. It's just as sick.

No, its not.

The 2 guys that fuck are still alive when they're done.

Of course you would say that, you probably didn't even know you were a boy until you grew a beard. We all saw your picture yo

[BadMeetsEvilTwin]

wtf

[Devil'sAdvocate]

CP, as that this sounds, you inspired me.

About a year ago, on my lower back, just on the spot where it splits to become your ass (lol) i had what's called a 'pelodonial cyst' at first i thought it was just something id reach back and pop, spray some fucking oxygen on it and cover it with plaster and it'll go but i wasn't able to do that, the shit started growing day by day and it started causing me sever back pain and headache's so i went to the doctor and the doctor told me that shit needs to be removed because its like full of hair and chunks of black blood inside and a part of your back has to be removed, i was like 'yeah, whateve's yo, can i get more painkillers' cuz he put me on some strong painkillers and it felt nice for the 20 minutes after i swallowed the 2 pills, but the pain was very strong, so i go to bed and this shit just pops on its own during the night and we had to throw away the sheets in the morning and the shorts and underwear i had on, it was a river of puss, and because i can't see it, my dad had to keep squeezing it to drain the last bit of chunky puss out of it, i thought i was done with it but 6 months later that shit grew back and i made the surgery and i couldn't walk for a week, they dug 6 inches deep into the top of my ass, it closed up barely a week ago fully, i had to have someone either my mom or dad or fuck it even my best friend cleaned it a couple of times and put some anesthetic stuff in it, yeah anyway its gone now.

IT WAS VERY FUCKED UP.

[sneakerheadshady]

holeee fuck

[Devil'sAdvocate]

What's so fucked up about that? I mean if we have to accept gay people we might aswell accept guys fucking dead people. It's just as sick.

No, its not.

The 2 guys that fuck are still alive when they're done.

Of course you would say that, you probably didn't even know you were a boy until you grew a beard. We all saw your picture yo

[CanadaPure]

Y'all fucked.

[CanadaPure]

[sneakerheadshady]

heres a semi fucked up stroy. a few years back at the sleepaway camp i went to, we always did stupid shit. so on the last night we all snuck out and met up with girls tents ( the oldest girls at camp, were guys tents) we were really stupid, so we broke into the kitchen, and got 2 hugee containers of pudding. we couldnt find anything to open them with so we grabbed them and ran. we went up to the archery range and took all the half broken arrows out of the trash (they threw them out becuase it was the end of the session almost) and we got a soccer ball for fun. being stupid we had asked a counselor the day before for his lighter (massive stoner) we had the lighter, the pudding, the arrows and the soccer ball. the last thing we did is get a bottle of kerosene, which the camp stupidly leaves out at one of the many firepits on the grounds. we douse the ball and arrows in kersonse and ligh tthem on fire. its pitch black and we can barely see even with the fire. still being stupid we decide to throw them up randomly and kick the ball around (we almost started a forest fire) one of the arrows hit this chicks arm and burned he pretty badly. we didnt notice for like 25 minutes becuase we were all hooking up and doing other stupid stuff. when we finally notcied we had no choice but to go to the nurses office. we get there and one counselor (cool guy) is in the process of asking the nurse (cool chick) for something to snort. he sees us and invites us all to stay. we got the chicks arm bandaged, and stayed out the rest of the night. long story short we didnt get caught at all and we only burned one person.

idk if thats fucked up though...

[SpiderDiaze]

What's so fucked up about that? I mean if we have to accept gay people we might aswell accept guys fucking dead people. It's just as sick.

Wtf?

[CanadaPure]

So one time a few years ago, when I was in grade 12, I was really drunk. In my drunk state, I decided I'd run around this running trail in the woods at 2 am to try and sober up, because I didn't want my parents to know how much I drank. So I'm running around these trails, and all of a sudden I have to shit. So I squat in the middle of the trail, and drop the nastiest swampy diarrhea of all time. I wiped with my socks, threw them in the tree, and then walked home.

The next day I decided to go back and see if it actually happened, or if I just had a dream that I shit in the woods. So I go back, look around, and find my nasty poop. Only there's a foot print in it. I felt bad for the poor sucker who stepped in my poop, but I thought it was funny.

When I get home however, I looked at the shoes I was wearing the night before. The left one was covered in shit. The poor sucker who stepped in my poop was me

That's fucked up.