"That's Fucked Up!"

[sneakerheadshady]

When I was in junior high, there was a bathroom in the library that nobody ever, ever, ever used. I never saw another person in there.

Lil Horsebot ditched class to fap so many times.

That's probably fucked up.

lol nice. one bathroom in my highschool has great entertaining graffiti. if i have to shit in school i always go there a good laugh

[sneakerheadshady]

even to a hot teacher fapping to them is weird

[sneakerheadshady]

I never said I jerked it thinking about her. (Although I'm definitely not saying I didn't either.) She was so hot.

lls

[CanadaPure]

I had a teacher I used to jerk it thinking of occasionally.

[sneakerheadshady]

I had a teacher I used to jerk it thinking of occasionally.

hahah nice. do u have anymore stories? XD yours are great

[sneakerheadshady]

CP is full of shit

yuk yuk yuk

[sneakerheadshady]

CP is full of shit

Charlotte made a shitty pun.

that comeback was crappy

[CanadaPure]

CP is full of shit

Quite clearly I was full of shit, at some point.

[CanadaPure]

This is why I don't take food from people.

[Trimss]

This is why I don't take food from people.

Word. lmao

[CanadaPure]

Some people like drinking piss tho

[Trimss]

Yo I just remembered this. Some of my friends and I bought a box of laxatives and we decided to fuck with some guys from our class. But then we changed our mind and decided to fuck with that one guy, he was a bit weird so we were like yeah let's do it. We bought him a sandwich and put like 5/6 laxatives in it. He ate it all.

Like 3 hours later, at school, we were in class and he just got up and started running to the toilets. That shit was mad funny he stayed there for like half an hour or even more.

[Tash8]

I had a threesome with this known slut and my Eskimo brother. Turns out he had HIV and she had syphillis. Now I have both.

Oh, I also was getting a blowjob from this chick, she started choking and eventually began throwing up. Afterwards she was mad cause I left my dick in her mouth as she was puking. I didn't understand why she was mad, if anything i should have been mad. She puked on my dick. Gross

Oh and if ur wondering, the second story happened after the first.

And in tenth grade, i jerked off in this girls sandwich and gave it to her. I never knew if she ate or not. Too bad

[Tash8]

I also mailed Emadyville my new album yesterday. He said he wanted this album to make me famous and blow up. So I added some c4 and a gas so when he opens it, it explodes. If he doesn't post in the next few days, then I was kidding about this.

[Flamez]

I had a friend who was a little crazy dude came to my house open up the damn fridge and eat my food. Like wtf ask motherfucker don't just take my shit. But oneday in high school some friends and I decided to put 8 viagra pills in his drink at lunch time. An hour later he had a boner and couldn't get it down. I was in the class with him he had to walk up in front of the class and I was fuckin' laughing I got detention that day, but fuck it the rest of the school-day he walked around with a boner. Oh god that was fuckin funny don't know how long that erection lasted but that was good times. haha