"That's Fucked Up!"

[Snakebeast]

I jizzed in my own eye once.

I accidently jizzed on my lip once ..

Some people would be grateful for the free protein.

I jizzed up my nose once. I now have fears that I have cum coating my brain. Would explain a lot tbh.

[CanadaPure]

He should have told the story of breaking his moms shoulder instead.

[Just Silver]

Oh yea I also Broke my mothers shoulder

[Just Silver]

That'd be cool

[sneakerheadshady]

shit silver you got some good stories (i guess you can call em good becuase were in this thread)

[Just Silver]

Here's another Lol

I was in first grade and had a muscle deficiency or something I don't have it now
But id ride the retard van to school and this kid Dawson sat with me
In the back facing the rear window

There was also another handicapped mentally challenged kid that'd drool on me

Anyways one day Dawson pulled down his pants and shit and started playing with his Wang for like 5 min talking to me and shit I was yelling for the driver she didn't hear in time

[sneakerheadshady]

Here's another Lol

I was in first grade and had a muscle deficiency or something I don't have it now
But id ride the retard van to school and this kid Dawson sat with me
In the back facing the rear window

There was also another handicapped mentally challenged kid that'd drool on me

Anyways one day Dawson pulled down his pants and shit and started playing with his Wang for like 5 min talking to me and shit I was yelling for the driver she didn't hear in time

oh thas nasty. lol

[Just Silver]

It was he was talking about his dick and shit

[Just Silver]

That's gross too

[sneakerheadshady]

a friend of mine got expelled last year because on a baseball trip he cum in a tissue and tried shoving it down a kids throat. he also shit on the floor of the hotel his team was staying in

thats fucked up

[Just Silver]

Also nasty lol although once I jerked off in my hand and showed some girl lol 9th grade I think

[sneakerheadshady]

Also nasty lol although once I jerked off in my hand and showed some girl lol 9th grade I think

silver get it in there

[Just Silver]

This thread picked up lol

[sneakerheadshady]

This thread picked up lol

this thread will be a classic one day if it stays active

[Devil'sAdvocate]

My ex and I met in my city (she lives 4 hours away) few days before I was going to Australia for supposedly 4 months. We had a hotel room. We kept rolling around on the bed, things got hectic (but no sex) for few hours, both with clothes and almost nudes, and then I had to go back home, so I left. On the way home I noticed my boxer shorts felt wet, so when I got home I checked them and... they were covered in blood, and not just a little. It was that time of the month.


That's fucked up.