"That's Fucked Up!"

[EG.]

I dont have any fucked up stories tbh

[EG.]

I dont have any fucked up stories tbh

Well, that dude called you a slut at a bar for not fucking him. That's pretty fucked up.

True but its nothing compared to the rest of these stories lol

Oh and that one time at a bar when a drunk dude got his dick out and put it on our table. That was fucked up too

[Notalius]

So this shit is really fucked up, in every way. So there was that one cute girl in my class, she bought the new Iphone 4s or 4, don't remember it tbh. She bragged about having that shit and one of my friends decided to take it from her to fuck with her. He wanted to give it back to her at the end of the day but he forgot about it. The fact that for the next two weeks we didn't have school made it even more fucked up. He wanted to give it back to her the next day but he found out that she left the country for the holidays lol. At that point we realized she's stupid as fuck for not realizing that her phone was gone. That friend asked me if we have her number or if we should tell her on facebook. We wanted to write her a message on fb until I had the great idea to sell that shit . My friend was like "nah we ain't doing that shit". After some talking he said yes though .. so we basically sold the phone for 600 bucks and lived like kings for the next weeks.

Long story short, she's my GF now.

[Notalius]

Notalius...

I was young and I needed the money

[sneakerheadshady]

Thats very fucked up.

[sneakerheadshady]

this thread is the greatest laugh ive had on here so far tbh

[Cinderella Stan]

My friend who raw dogged the Christian girl's poop chute has a mildly retarded little brother who raises chickens as a hobby. According to my friend, the kid spends all of his free time with the chickens. One day, homeboy caught his little brother eating chicken shit. Another time, he found him wiping jizz out of a chicken's feathers. My friends and I call the kid Hot Wingz behind his back now. This story sounds made up like that shrimp girl story, but I swear it's legit.

That's fucked up.

That's fucked up... it reminds me of a book I read, it's called Birdy and it's for a boy who wants to be a bird, he had dreams about being a little canary fucking a female canary. He also raised birds. There's a movie with Nicholas Cage too, but I haven't seen it. That's the book: http://www.amazon.com/Birdy-William-Wharton/dp/0679734120

[sneakerheadshady]

My friend who raw dogged the Christian girl's poop chute has a mildly retarded little brother who raises chickens as a hobby. According to my friend, the kid spends all of his free time with the chickens.

Up to this point I thought it was going to be a heart warming story.

Who the funk jizzes on a chicken?

mildy retarded kids

[sneakerheadshady]

My friend who raw dogged the Christian girl's poop chute has a mildly retarded little brother who raises chickens as a hobby. According to my friend, the kid spends all of his free time with the chickens.

Up to this point I thought it was going to be a heart warming story.

Who the funk jizzes on a chicken?

mildy retarded kids

[sneakerheadshady]

I wonder if he's sexually attracted to the chickens?

who isnt :heskylaugh:

[sneakerheadshady]

Hey, aren't we all into chicks? My friend's little bro just took that a little too literally.

lel. we need more stories in this joint. gonna go hit up google

[Cinderella Stan]

[sneakerheadshady]

cant find the article but at my friends high school this freshman girl (thirsty) paid a junior to give him a blow. they went into the guys bathroom and apprently the the guy was chanting demonic stuff while being blown. kids heard the noises and told the teachers, who checked it out and saw the girl on her knees and the guys legs. they like questioned the kid and stuff. the article was even more fucked up but still

thats fucked up

[sneakerheadshady]

the people on body building forums = weirdd

[sneakerheadshady]

I took an upper decker in a church once.