Leaked screenshots from a Pitchfork writer's computer

[classthe_king]

Everything about this makes sense.

It makes sense that he was referencing the length of Eminem's catalogue since the end of Stan till now and including the d12 albums and curtain call but not relapse refill or hell the sequel? And was still 12 minutes off? Or maybe it makes more sense that somebody was trying different combinations of Eminem albums and seeing how long they were and then picking the closest one?

[kkaniff]

Wait, I thought the whole 9hrs 45 mins stuff was confirmed. Someone posted evidence in the general
discussion thread.
Anybody who says "full of Italian sausage" isn't an effective poetic device has no business reviewing anything.
Plus, the screenshots are funny. Deal with it.

[classthe_king]

no but he picked a date that didn't exist to show that the love between them didn't actually exist!!!!

[kkaniff]

^ Not sure if serious...

[DƎRDYPK]

OP caught feelings, alot of em at that tbh imo

[Eedee]

no but he picked a date that didn't exist to show that the love between them didn't actually exist!!!!

You really think Em is dumb enough to pick a non-existent date? He's way too careful and obsessive to do that. It obviously means something. He could've said December 31st, which is real, still would've rhymed just as much.

[Snakebeast]

classthe_king lel

[momentsgolden]

Not sure how funny that was as a parody, but as an exposè it works perfectly

[CrashBand]

The good conversation in this thread got deflected from all the arguing over the meaning of that line.

Wouldn't mind seeing Amadeo respond to Class. I'm kind of on both sides, I think the satire was funny and very well-executed, but on the flip-side, it does come across as bitter.

[dshady89]

Its still a pretty accurate description of those guys thought process, who gives a fuck if its not funny or bitter

[Whitefox]

This is funny.

[EminemInsider]

This is some of the greatest work in the history of the internet.

Also, classthe_king just comes off as a fucking idiot in every single post. Dude is a pathetic moron.

[mdemaz]

permadanned

[EminemBase]

ClasiK.

[Kill You]

That about sums it up, you can call it bitter but sometimes the truth hurts and not everyone will like it. Pitchfork is pathetic and so is anyone who takes them seriously.