9 hours and 45 minutes.

[kkaniff]

First off, reasons why this shouldn't be moved to Chit-Chat.
* It's one of Pitchfork's reasons ( like the pseudo-intellectual hipster bastards really needed one) for not giving MMLP2 a higher rating. This and the "full of Italian sausage" line, which is a valid literary device dammit.
* It's one of the most argued about lines on the album.
* I spent valuable minutes doing calculations to justify an obsure Eminem line, all the while wincing at the sheer Stannery of it.
...
*The 9 hrs and 45 minutes line refers to the intervening time between the death of Stan Mitchell and Matthew Mitchell's mouth filling with saliva at the 3:10 minute mark on Bad Guy.
* It includes all the studio albums in which Eminem appeared in, either singly or as part of a duo or group.
No 8 Mile Soundtrack obviously.
Now, the figure I'm going to arrive at won't be exactly 9hrs and 45mins because
* It's difficult to know where to start from; do I start from the PSA on MMLP or from when Stan fell into the water? Do I include the first 3:10 minutes on Bad Guy...etc,
* I didn't add up the seconds on the lengths of the albums (too much unnecessary math) just rounded out
So any figure +/- 10 minutes will be acceptable.
MMLP minus PSA and Kill You = 68
TES = 78
Encore = 77
Both D12 albums = 75+78
H;TS = 37
Relapse = 76
Recovery = 78
Bad Guy = 3 mins.
Total = 570 mins. = 9.5 hours.
Or 9 hrs and 30 minutes,
If I didn't fuck up somewhere.
...
So... ShadyGOAT won, PitchforkWOAT lawst, etc etc.

[Hubub153]

Does this line deserve this much analysis? No, it isn't filler like that ass hat suggested, but I figured its purpose was simply that Matthew was obsessively driving around the city looking for Eminem's house. I doubt it goes much deeper than that.

[Revtone]

Whack song.

[Drax207]

Man, it's exactly 9 hours and 45 minutes.



Infinite
Slim Shady LP
Marshall Mathers LP (with Kim, not The Kids)
Eminem Show
Encore
Relapse + REFILL
Recovery
MMLP2 (without the Deluxe tracks)

NO Bonus songs, no EPs.

Genius.

[kingelvis]

Man, it's exactly 9 hours and 45 minutes.



Infinite
Slim Shady LP
Marshall Mathers LP (with Kim, not The Kids)
Eminem Show
Encore
Relapse + REFILL
Recovery
MMLP2 (without the Deluxe tracks)

NO Bonus songs, no EPs.

Genius.

MIND = BLOWN

[RSoares]

GOAT line. It's these little things that make this a great album.

[mdemaz]

u wot m8

[Squiggles123]

Man, it's exactly 9 hours and 45 minutes.



Infinite
Slim Shady LP
Marshall Mathers LP (with Kim, not The Kids)
Eminem Show
Encore
Relapse + REFILL
Recovery
MMLP2 (without the Deluxe tracks)

NO Bonus songs, no EPs.

Genius.

I remember you posting this after the leak when we were discussing the line. Nice one!

[sneakerheadshady]

Man, it's exactly 9 hours and 45 minutes.



Infinite
Slim Shady LP
Marshall Mathers LP (with Kim, not The Kids)
Eminem Show
Encore
Relapse + REFILL
Recovery
MMLP2 (without the Deluxe tracks)

NO Bonus songs, no EPs.

Genius.

whew mono it took draw like 5 minutes

[S.T.A.N.]

[Jimmy Conway]

Yeah I posted that in the bad guy thread I made like two weeks ago and it got closed.
Fuck Menzo

[Snakebeast]

Whack song.

You have "Fuck Homosexual Rap" in your sig, after which you list Drake, who makes about 80% of his music about females or about relationships with females. Then, below that, you have the audacity to post the lyrics to a hook for one of the gayest rap songs on the planet. Safe to say, you need a helmet, cause you're retarded.

[Revtone]

Whack song.

You have "Fuck Homosexual Rap" in your sig, after which you list Drake, who makes about 80% of his music about females or about relationships with females. Then, below that, you have the audacity to post the lyrics to a hook for one of the gayest rap songs on the planet. Safe to say, you need a helmet, cause you're retarded.

I feel you bro. Ty.

[kkaniff]

Oh look, Mononym is on my dick again.
@Conway, I don't think there was an official thread with proof, niggas(class the king/pre-pubescent KTT faggots) are still arguing about it.

[LolBurn]

Man, it's exactly 9 hours and 45 minutes.



Infinite
Slim Shady LP
Marshall Mathers LP (with Kim, not The Kids)
Eminem Show
Encore
Relapse + REFILL
Recovery
MMLP2 (without the Deluxe tracks)

NO Bonus songs, no EPs.

Genius.

Only problem is you're supposed to stop at Bad Guy and not the entire MMLP2.