Eminem's father.

by **Kill You** » Dec 11th, '13, 22:01

^ Have you seen Debbie Mathers?

by **EminemBase** » Dec 11th, '13, 22:06

Kill You wrote:^ Have you seen Debbie Mathers?

Ding ding ding, correct answer.

Plus she kept calling me Marshall in bed, which was... well, a turn on, because I got a thang for Marshall, but, that's why I got jealous and partially why I left too.

I was all like "IF YOU WANT EM-IN-EM, YOU CAN HAVVVVE EM-IN-EM, GIMMIE MY DICK BACK, GIVE IT BACK TO KIM, SHE WAS SUCKING IT BETTER". And then she was all like 'DON'T PARODY MY SON'S MUSICAL COMEDY SKITS, THEY'RE COPYRIGHTED TO MY BABY'S BRAIN'.

And then I just farted and blew that joint.

by **Kill You** » Dec 11th, '13, 22:08

So EminemBase wrote that letter...was you telling the truth Mr. Mathers?

by **Shuttle Destroyer** » Dec 11th, '13, 23:23

I've read somewhere that Marshall Bruce Mathers II isn't actually Em's dad
Em got his name from him because Debbie was with him at the time Em was born, but Mathers II isn't the biological dad

by **Kill You** » Dec 12th, '13, 00:42

So EmBase could be Mathers II and he wouldn't know it...intradasting.

by **ganjakush56** » Dec 12th, '13, 07:09

If i was Eminem and I was face to face with my dad - i'd fucking strangle him to death with my bare hands after extorting him for all of his personal property and psychological stability over the course of multiple months, building a fake relationship with him only to take everything he's ever known. I'd deprive him of the last pathetic years of his filthy existence by starving him for weeks in a 3 by 4 cold iron cage letting him suffer in his own shit and grime, vomiting from the detestable substances I shove down his throat. Before I kill him, I would pull his decrepit form from out the cage, dragging him across the cold wet floor to the second room. He is so weak he can barely move. I then shove my forearm into his throat as I push him against the wall and i breathe heavily across his face before spitting in his eyes. I then slam him onto a poorly maintained wooden cot. On this cot, I shove an IV into his wrinkled arm - I feed liquid forms of various analogues of 2CB, DBX, MXE, and Datora extract into his disgusting dark blood. The torture continues for what seems like six weeks. Over the course of his psychedelic terror he sputters spit and vomit from his cold lips as his body jerks from nervous seizures and breakdowns - during which, I brand his forehead with the date in which I desire his death. He is not even concious of the exterior world at this point. His eyes resemble those of a sheep for he has no soul left - I have raped his mind, taking everything from him.

Anyway, why does anyone give a fuck about his dad anyway? Niggas need to stop posting wierdo threads about his family

by **space_bone** » Dec 12th, '13, 07:28

shadyblogger wrote:
Menzo wrote:"Thank you for being my mom and my dad" - Eminem

He already has a father.

I love that lyric.

Such a good song..

by **TSizzle** » Dec 12th, '13, 14:57

Shuttle Destroyer wrote:I've read somewhere that Marshall Bruce Mathers II isn't actually Em's dad
Em got his name from him because Debbie was with him at the time Em was born, but Mathers II isn't the biological dad

Really? I've never heard even a hint of this.

I defy you to Google images for Eminem's Dad and tell me that man isn't his biological father. Get rid of the porn-stache and the mullet and the resemblance is undeniable.

Looks a lot better on Em, but still.

by **Shuttle Destroyer** » Dec 12th, '13, 17:47

TSizzle wrote:
Shuttle Destroyer wrote:I've read somewhere that Marshall Bruce Mathers II isn't actually Em's dad
Em got his name from him because Debbie was with him at the time Em was born, but Mathers II isn't the biological dad

Really? I've never heard even a hint of this.

I defy you to Google images for Eminem's Dad and tell me that man isn't his biological father. Get rid of the porn-stache and the mullet and the resemblance is undeniable.

Looks a lot better on Em, but still.

It's hard to compare that old muthafucker to Em, but I see where you're going lol
He wrote an open letter to Em and made it clear that he was his son, but I'd like to know more about that story that I've said earlier

by **mdemaz** » Dec 12th, '13, 22:50

by **Jaba** » Dec 15th, '13, 22:02

RSoares wrote:His father never gave a fuck about him 'til he appears on TV. If I had been in the same situation, I'd do the same Em did.

by **EminemInsider** » Dec 16th, '13, 14:56

Fake.

Nobody in the United States calls their mom, "mum."

by **nxt-semster-illB35** » Dec 22nd, '13, 10:35

Menzo wrote:"Thank you for being my mom and my dad" - Eminem

He already has a father.

in b4 debbie's a self impreganating hermaphrodite

by **Excita** » Dec 22nd, '13, 11:07

nxt-semster-illB35 wrote:
Menzo wrote:"Thank you for being my mom and my dad" - Eminem

He already has a father.

in b4 debbie's a self impreganating hermaphrodite

by **EminemInsider** » Dec 23rd, '13, 02:36

I forgive Eminem's father for two reasons.

1. He had no idea Eminem was his son
2. He's dead

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