Eminem and Kanye are completely different in terms of skill and also skin color too. But they met up one day for coffee and croissants, to determine who really was better. But Drake turned up and said "y'all bitches ain't got shit on me. I'm the dopest motherfucker when I step out of the shower because my swag is dripping wet"...Then suddenly he realized the only person taking any notice was his old granny, which was strange because she disowned him years after he raped her pet Chihuahua with a dildo in the shape of a deformed taco.. Drakes granny said "Drake come her just for a minute, so I can spank your ass, you wack fuck". Meanwhile Kanye started laughing hysterically, which prompted Eminem to punch that nigga in his Degrassi ass face and Kanye left crying, but Drakes gran grabbed Kanye and said "you and my stupid grandchild ought to hook up, beacuse you faggots suck balls in the bedroom all the time." She then pulled down Kanye's jeans, gasping at how big his manhood was, she's lying, it's miniature! Oops, that was Drake's, nah his is fake. Damn, for God's sake..
Eminem left, comfortable in his own white skin and the knowledge that he's the Rap God.. Suddenly, Kanye and Drake said "Eminem we challenge you to a freestyle for 90 seconds each". Eminem said, "It's on