My girl accepted my Friend Request on FB

[Kill You]

she obviously wants his friend, or was that one of your personas too?

Lol he messaged you with that shit too? God so pathetic, like he wants his friend to get with her or some dumb shit.

[SG.]

I don't want to seem like a creep just to see her.

[Just Silver]

Is this considered trolling

[yoda you can call me]

Is this considered trolling

[Hopsinshadie]

Another classic. Keep stalking her brah, you'll get a restraining order pretty soon. Have you thought that maybe because she didn't answer your messages but accepted your friend request that, you know, she only wants to be your friend?

Imagine that shit.

But there's more to it. The thing is I don't want to get too specific because you might puke later, but to keep things short and sweet, we used to do our kinky shit. Nobody knew how to hit the ''G'' spot as well as I did. Also, I had rhythm and could last ''ALL NIGHT LOOONG.'' I was her master and trained her. I know she still fantasizes about me. I was the most well equipped man she ever had and most competent. Some other guys may have been well hung, but I was that and proficient at the same time. Timing, positioning, and aiming 2nd to none son. Nobody could do it better and I was so much better, so much greater than the rest. High school. I was a pro, compared to others, it was like comparing a competent great white shark to a minnow. Size, skill, speed, timing, I possessed it all.

[shadyblogger]

Another classic. Keep stalking her brah, you'll get a restraining order pretty soon. Have you thought that maybe because she didn't answer your messages but accepted your friend request that, you know, she only wants to be your friend?

Imagine that shit.

But there's more to it. The thing is I don't want to get too specific because you might puke later, but to keep things short and sweet, we used to do our kinky shit. Nobody knew how to hit the ''G'' spot as well as I did. Also, I had rhythm and could last ''ALL NIGHT LOOONG.'' I was her master and trained her. I know she still fantasizes about me. I was the most well equipped man she ever had and most competent. Some other guys may have been well hung, but I was that and proficient at the same time. Timing, positioning, and aiming 2nd to none son. Nobody could do it better and I was so much better, so much greater than the rest. High school. I was a pro, compared to others, it was like comparing a competent great white shark to a minnow. Size, skill, speed, timing, I possessed it all.

Ah God what is wrong with you Hopsinshadie?

Fuck you you fucking idiot.

[shadyblogger]

Another classic. Keep stalking her brah, you'll get a restraining order pretty soon. Have you thought that maybe because she didn't answer your messages but accepted your friend request that, you know, she only wants to be your friend?

Imagine that shit.

But there's more to it. The thing is I don't want to get too specific because you might puke later, but to keep things short and sweet, we used to do our kinky shit. Nobody knew how to hit the ''G'' spot as well as I did. Also, I had rhythm and could last ''ALL NIGHT LOOONG.'' I was her master and trained her. I know she still fantasizes about me. I was the most well equipped man she ever had and most competent. Some other guys may have been well hung, but I was that and proficient at the same time. Timing, positioning, and aiming 2nd to none son. Nobody could do it better and I was so much better, so much greater than the rest. High school. I was a pro, compared to others, it was like comparing a competent great white shark to a minnow. Size, skill, speed, timing, I possessed it all.

I cried tears of laughter holy fucking shit

I know me too

[Trimss]

I love this guy

[Notalius]

Another classic. Keep stalking her brah, you'll get a restraining order pretty soon. Have you thought that maybe because she didn't answer your messages but accepted your friend request that, you know, she only wants to be your friend?

Imagine that shit.

But there's more to it. The thing is I don't want to get too specific because you might puke later, but to keep things short and sweet, we used to do our kinky shit. Nobody knew how to hit the ''G'' spot as well as I did. Also, I had rhythm and could last ''ALL NIGHT LOOONG.'' I was her master and trained her. I know she still fantasizes about me. I was the most well equipped man she ever had and most competent. Some other guys may have been well hung, but I was that and proficient at the same time. Timing, positioning, and aiming 2nd to none son. Nobody could do it better and I was so much better, so much greater than the rest. High school. I was a pro, compared to others, it was like comparing a competent great white shark to a minnow. Size, skill, speed, timing, I possessed it all.

I can kinda relate, CP can confirm

Edit: wait, that sounds gay lol

[CanadaPure]

Another classic. Keep stalking her brah, you'll get a restraining order pretty soon. Have you thought that maybe because she didn't answer your messages but accepted your friend request that, you know, she only wants to be your friend?

Imagine that shit.

But there's more to it. The thing is I don't want to get too specific because you might puke later, but to keep things short and sweet, we used to do our kinky shit. Nobody knew how to hit the ''G'' spot as well as I did. Also, I had rhythm and could last ''ALL NIGHT LOOONG.'' I was her master and trained her. I know she still fantasizes about me. I was the most well equipped man she ever had and most competent. Some other guys may have been well hung, but I was that and proficient at the same time. Timing, positioning, and aiming 2nd to none son. Nobody could do it better and I was so much better, so much greater than the rest. High school. I was a pro, compared to others, it was like comparing a competent great white shark to a minnow. Size, skill, speed, timing, I possessed it all.

I can kinda relate, CP can confirm

Edit: wait, that sounds gay lol

Everyone knows we've fucked man, don't hide it.

[Notalius]

But there's more to it. The thing is I don't want to get too specific because you might puke later, but to keep things short and sweet, we used to do our kinky shit. Nobody knew how to hit the ''G'' spot as well as I did. Also, I had rhythm and could last ''ALL NIGHT LOOONG.'' I was her master and trained her. I know she still fantasizes about me. I was the most well equipped man she ever had and most competent. Some other guys may have been well hung, but I was that and proficient at the same time. Timing, positioning, and aiming 2nd to none son. Nobody could do it better and I was so much better, so much greater than the rest. High school. I was a pro, compared to others, it was like comparing a competent great white shark to a minnow. Size, skill, speed, timing, I possessed it all.

I can kinda relate, CP can confirm

Edit: wait, that sounds gay lol

Everyone knows we've fucked man, don't hide it.

I was talking about the dick pic tbh .. but yeah, lets not hide it

[CanadaPure]

I was talking about the dick pic tbh .. but yeah, lets not hide it

Have you tried the cock push-ups for improved girth yet tho?

[Hopsinshadie]

It's not about the girth. Girth is vastly overrated. The truth is that most chicks don't like a 10 inch fat johnson. It's more about being able to stay strong and stay up instead of going limp. I actually do have decent size, but It's really about hitting the G Spot and first and foremost connecting with the other person. If there is no connection, it's all lust, it's too robotic, and feels like you are going through the motions. You need magic, I gave her magic. The more you can connect, the more sensual and better the sex is. We had that. Positioning is important and timing. You don't just go in there and do boom boom boom. You have to know when to pause and when and how many times to strike. There is a lot culminating and a certain sequence & list of things that needs to be completed throughout the entire repertoire to achieve the most titillating satisfaction. Simply having a robust core and going hard is not enough to be a great lover. The reason she loved me is because I was great, but I'm an even better lover now.

[shadyblogger]

It's not about the girth. Girth is vastly overrated. The truth is that most chicks don't like a 10 inch fat johnson. It's more about being able to stay strong and stay up instead of going limp. I actually do have decent size, but It's really about hitting the G Spot and first and foremost connecting with the other person. If there is no connection, it's all lust, it's too robotic, and feels like you are going through the motions. You need magic, I gave her magic. The more you can connect, the more sensual and better the sex is. We had that. Positioning is important and timing. You don't just go in there and do boom boom boom. You have to know when to pause and when and how many times to strike. There is a lot culminating and a certain sequence & list of things that needs to be completed throughout the entire repertoire to achieve the most titillating satisfaction. Simply having a robust core and going hard is not enough to be a great lover. The reason she loved me is because I was great, but I'm an even better lover now.

From the "boom boom boom" part to the end I was dying of laughter. I had to put my phone down I was laughing so hard.

Hopsinshadie you should be a comedian.

[CanadaPure]

This guy is fucking hilarious.