My girl accepted my Friend Request on FB

[Hopsinshadie]

To you maybe and thank you, you guys made me laugh to. But 100 percent honest to god serious, that wasn't my intention. I was just trying to tell you something. The reason why u guys laugh is because what I say might sound awkward, especially since this is a forum. But if I were to explain to you fellows how it's done in person, it would make sense, you would take the pro seriously. I know what it's all about. I satisfied her. I took care of her needs sexually and the whole 9 yards. I don't want to be a comedian, I want her. I messed up though, I had anger issues and I think the reason why she doesn't want to respond to me yet is because it's so emotional. But she knows she can't get the same quality without me. I have studied this all my life and sorry for possibly TMI.

[CanadaPure]

You're putting a lot of effort into something no one believes anymore though, lol.

[Hopsinshadie]

You're putting a lot of effort into something no one believes anymore though, lol.

I'm just venting to be honest. I can ramble in circles, but you're right. She knows that she won't find anyone better. I just have to be patient. Getting her back on Facebook was the first step, it's the right kind of sign. But at the end of the day, she knows who's daddy.

[CanadaPure]

She knows that she won't find anyone better.

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[Alex2012]

Hopsinshadie trolling Backstage, I suppose Eminem section has to be really boring.

[Eedee]

Hopsinshadie, before you do anything rash, make sure you rub one out. Then go back and think about your original plan. You'll find more often then not all you needed was a little self boom-boom action.

[Hopsinshadie]

I brought the ruckus to her and did my dizzle on her flawlessly. The pilates helps with that because it strengthens your spine. But I'm also really good technically with positioning, timing, aiming, and touch. I have the know how, the Powersex sessions were just a bonus for us. But I'm also a better lover these days. I know where to touch, what to say, and the proper way to stare and kiss a girl. With her, I just need another chance. She's thinking about it, the thought is eating her brain.

But I always had the magic stick. I'm huge. Blessed. Beautifully.

[Jason M.]

I love it how you're proud she just accepted your request on motherfucking Facebook, yet you refer to her as ''my girl''.

[Hopsinshadie]

Hesky, you're the one that should stop. PMing me, asking me stuff and continuing to speculate. There are far better ways for YOU to spend your time, so don't make conclusions based on assumptions. Like I'm really just some troll who has nothing better to do than make up a story about my imaginary girlfriend. Just stop. She is real. If you really are that convinced that I'm blowing smoke out of my ass for attention, then maybe you should be the one to get counseling, since you actually are speculating when you don't know her or myself yo.

And to Jason M, she is my ex fiance (unofficial) and lover. She did not accept my FB friend request for years. But now she has. She's thinking about one thing. She is in love still. I'm a good guy. Getting accepted on a facebook is really a bigger deal than you would think. If she really thought I was creepy and awkward, she wouldn't do it. I would never accept a boss on facebook, I would never accept someone I hate.

[yoda you can call me]

[Cinderella Stan]

she is my ex fiance (unofficial) and lover. She did not accept my FB friend request for years. But now she has. She's thinking about one thing. She is in love still. I'm a good guy. Getting accepted on a facebook is really a bigger deal than you would think. If she really thought I was creepy and awkward, she wouldn't do it. I would never accept a boss on facebook, I would never accept someone I hate.

[Kill You]

Another classic. Keep stalking her brah, you'll get a restraining order pretty soon. Have you thought that maybe because she didn't answer your messages but accepted your friend request that, you know, she only wants to be your friend?

Imagine that shit.

But there's more to it. The thing is I don't want to get too specific because you might puke later, but to keep things short and sweet, we used to do our kinky shit. Nobody knew how to hit the ''G'' spot as well as I did. Also, I had rhythm and could last ''ALL NIGHT LOOONG.'' I was her master and trained her. I know she still fantasizes about me. I was the most well equipped man she ever had and most competent. Some other guys may have been well hung, but I was that and proficient at the same time. Timing, positioning, and aiming 2nd to none son. Nobody could do it better and I was so much better, so much greater than the rest. High school. I was a pro, compared to others, it was like comparing a competent great white shark to a minnow. Size, skill, speed, timing, I possessed it all.

Oh my god that's the funniest thing I have ever read.

[Slim Fiasco]

Another classic. Keep stalking her brah, you'll get a restraining order pretty soon. Have you thought that maybe because she didn't answer your messages but accepted your friend request that, you know, she only wants to be your friend?

Imagine that shit.

But there's more to it. The thing is I don't want to get too specific because you might puke later, but to keep things short and sweet, we used to do our kinky shit. Nobody knew how to hit the ''G'' spot as well as I did. Also, I had rhythm and could last ''ALL NIGHT LOOONG.'' I was her master and trained her. I know she still fantasizes about me. I was the most well equipped man she ever had and most competent. Some other guys may have been well hung, but I was that and proficient at the same time. Timing, positioning, and aiming 2nd to none son. Nobody could do it better and I was so much better, so much greater than the rest. High school. I was a pro, compared to others, it was like comparing a competent great white shark to a minnow. Size, skill, speed, timing, I possessed it all.

Oh my god that's the funniest thing I have ever read.

Oh my fucking god indeed, hahahahaha

[Guess_Who]

You can troll better, come on...keep trying.