Cleverest Lyrics

[Brainless BadGuy]

So hard to choose as a lot of his lyrics are genius but I'd go for

"A hell spawn dropping a stealth bomb
6 mics in The Source — they borrowed one from LL’s arm"

"Y'all don't even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white?
I don't even exist"

"Oh, you want me to watch my mouth. How?
Take my fucking eyeballs out and turn them around"

"Who needs bullets, soon as I pull it, you sweat bullets
An excellent method to get rid of the next bully
It's actually better cause instead you murderin'
You can hurt 'em and come back again and kick dirt at 'em"

"I'm nuts! Then again who the fuck wants a plain M&M."

"my whole career's A stroke of sheer genius, smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah
You mothafuckin' (insert insult here)"

and so much more...what ones stick out to you?

[yoda you can call me]

I'm trying to be low-key, hopefully nobody notices me
In produce, hunched over, giant nosebleed
Ogre style as I mosey over to the frozen aisle

Best double entendre on the MMLP2 for me

[Brainless BadGuy]

I'm trying to be low-key, hopefully nobody notices me
In produce, hunched over, giant nosebleed
Ogre style as I mosey over to the frozen aisle

Best double entendre on the MMLP2 for me

love his flow at that part too, it sounds kind of disjointed but in a really effective way.

[yoda you can call me]

I'm trying to be low-key, hopefully nobody notices me
In produce, hunched over, giant nosebleed
Ogre style as I mosey over to the frozen aisle

Best double entendre on the MMLP2 for me

love his flow at that part too, it sounds kind of disjointed but in a really effective way.

Yeah man.. The beat is dope as well

[shadyblogger]

It's a sick world we live in these days
"Slim for Pete's sake put down Christopher Reeve's legs"
Geez, you guys are so sensitive
"Slim it's a touchy subject, try and just don't mention it"

Was listening to I'm Back a couple of days ago and when I heard this part in the song I realized how genius that part was. So dope.

[Brainless BadGuy]

It's a sick world we live in these days
"Slim for Pete's sake put down Christopher Reeve's legs"

[Excita]

" Not so fast! Uh your finger just went in my ass!
Ow that hurts! Take it out now
Ohh wait a minute oww put it back in, in in in
This don't mean I'm gay I dont like men
I like boobs, boobs, boobs
Now see that gerbil, grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole "

&

" Football, Football, I love football
Yes, tres, dos, uno
Dos, tres, fuck, shit, bitch, asshole, son of a bitch
Everybody cuddle, blah I mean huddle
I just stepped in a mud puddle, butthole
Freak, who just tapped on my ass cheek?
Nevermind, let's try quarterback sneak
Cover me, smother me with love that's brotherly
That didn't work, try another play
Hut one, hut two, hut hut, hurry up
I'm reaching up another grown man's butt "

[Brainless BadGuy]

" Not so fast! Uh your finger just went in my ass!
Ow that hurts! Take it out now
Ohh wait a minute oww put it back in, in in in
This don't mean I'm gay I dont like men
I like boobs, boobs, boobs
Now see that gerbil, grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole "

&

" Football, Football, I love football
Yes, tres, dos, uno
Dos, tres, fuck, shit, bitch, asshole, son of a bitch
Everybody cuddle, blah I mean huddle
I just stepped in a mud puddle, butthole
Freak, who just tapped on my ass cheek?
Nevermind, let's try quarterback sneak
Cover me, smother me with love that's brotherly
That didn't work, try another play
Hut one, hut two, hut hut, hurry up
I'm reaching up another grown man's butt "

Shit no, motherfucking schizo!

Another one I've just remembered is "I'm a dog - fuck lambs, I'm silencing 'em all
I'm involved in murders forensic science couldn't solve"
Such a dope line.

[metsfan1121]

And it's such a pleasure every button that I touch,
I treasure every glutton that I punish in my lust

[EminemInsider]

"my appendix feels like they could burst" - phrased this way because a kid might mistakenly think "appendix" is plural

[Mr Change]

"my appendix feels like they could burst" - phrased this way because a kid might mistakenly think "appendix" is plural

wow nice

[slims]

one of my favorites is the line from rhyme or reason when he says he had a dire desire to aspire to die hard.

[brady50]

'Girl what would you do if I said your body was off the chain/And I told I smile every single time I saw your face/I ain't finished bitch/I meant in half, oil the blades'
This line brought me way back

[brady50]

'So satanic, K-Mart chains panic/'cause the can't even spin back the curse words/'cause they're worse when they're reversed, motherfucker!/Shit (rape your mother)/Motherfucker (kill your parents)'
Wish he did more of this kinda stuff

[Brainless BadGuy]

Too busy getting stoned in your glass house, to kick rocks

This could be a triple entendre.