Customer Review for Ann Summers Realistic 8 Inch Dildo

[Trimss]

fuck ur foreskin

[CanadaPure]

fuck ur foreskin

U want to dock?

[CanadaPure]

Roughly the same size as my dick erect (including the foreskin).

My man!

Not medically.

[Flamez]

lol funny

[EG.]

fuck ur foreskin

lemme fuck yours

[CanadaPure]

People with tiny dicks can still make a career in humiliation porn

At first I was like...


Then I thought about it and I was still like...

[Kez]

I now live with my mother's loft conversion in her bungalow, with nothing for company but 'Mr Dick'.

Seriously though, why do dildos have review sections. Why would anyone even admit to owning one.

[Notalius]

I now live with my mother's loft conversion in her bungalow, with nothing for company but 'Mr Dick'.

Seriously though, why do dildos have review sections. Why would anyone even admit to owning one.

what's so bad about having a dildo ? lol .. guys like you are the reason why EG and Charlotte are scared to go and buy one

[slims]

Seriously though, why do dildos have review sections. Why would anyone even admit to owning one.

Pathetic comment
Especially taking into account that almost every single one of you have your (teenage) hormones completely out of control
Taking about the latest Tila Tequila sex-tape and posting pictures of "busty chicks" is acceptable for a man but a woman cannot post a review about her brand new dildo/vibrator/massager (ehem...)

well, sweatheart
welcome to the 21st century

[Trimss]

fuck ur foreskin

lemme fuck yours

but i don't have one

[EG.]

fuck ur foreskin

lemme fuck yours

but i don't have one

i know

[Kez]

Seriously though, why do dildos have review sections. Why would anyone even admit to owning one.

Pathetic comment
Especially taking into account that almost every single one of you have your (teenage) hormones completely out of control
Taking about the latest Tila Tequila sex-tape and posting pictures of "busty chicks" is acceptable for a man but a woman cannot post a review about her brand new dildo/vibrator/massager (ehem...)

well, sweatheart
welcome to the 21st century

I love these new members thinking they get it at all. I was being sarcastic you actual fucking moron. I own a fucking dildo ya silly bitch. It was sarcasm. If you weren't an ignorant tit you would know i'd never be that ignorant. I know you might see a lot of ignorant people on this site nowadays, but I aint one of em, so quiet down thank you. Is the the kind of people that habit this site these days? People who are "too scared" to go and buy a dildo? Holy shit. Well I am very very sorry for you if that's the case.

This entire storm is negated by the fact that the review is about 98% likely to be a joke, by the way. Just putting that out there. Wow, man. I mean, I come back for the first time in about 6 months and this is the kind of stupidity I see, all i'm gonna say is if you wonder why most of the decent ones jumped ship, you need look no further than angry cunts like this

[Kez]

Said the man with the My Little Pony avatar.

Yes it was indeed I who just said that, since the post was listed under my name. Keenly observed.



Man you know I haven't watched ponies for about a year but goddamn if the "I don't give a fuck" macros aren't still fucking perfect.

coming from you, I'm taking it as a compliment

Oh. Well, it wasn't intended that way. Chill the fuck out next time before you get all self-righteous about something as undeniably awkward and funny as fucking sex toys. Sweet lord.

[Kez]

And you know what Calandre or whatever your name is I really really fucking resent the way you're trying to imply this is some kind of sexist thing. Or that I or most others here are "teenagers" or that we just spend our time talking about boobs and etc etc etc the patriarchy blah blah blah. Go back to Tumblr if that's how you feel. Yeah there are some immature little fuckstains on this site who do nothing but be like "post ass plz I don't know how to use Google so I come to TR-fuckin'-Shady for my porn" but the majority of us are actually surprisingly adult if you don't get mad about teeny tiny things so easily. The only thing worse than sexist pigs is overly-sensitive femnazis.

Thanks Menzo, it's good to be back. Though it probably won't last long.

[Kez]

Grow up

Me grow up? Am I the one who tried to start some implications and then responded with a copout when they got questioned? Man what is it with women on this fucking site always thinking they're so hard done by. One minute you're in the Shady Shots section like "hehe, here's a pic of me I guess boys" which is immediately greeted by either the flower emoticon or the "shocked face" because "ur so pretty", and the next minute you're getting indignant and acting like you get discriminated against just because someone makes a passing comment about something that clearly hits close to home and you misdirect your anger. I think it's you who needs to do the growing up.

Now I don't know what kind of chicken shit bullshit has been going on on this forum while i've been gone to make you think you can walk around acting this hard-done-by and shit but I can assure you that if you think every male here is a clueless twat you are mistaken. Granted, there's a few, but still. I will not be told by anyone not to say something just because you disagree with it, especially not when it's a passing joke and not even trying to offend anyone. For fuck's sake who is my comment supposed to have been attacking? Myself? You think you have it worse than me or something? You think it's insensitive for me to joke about dildos because i'm a guy? That's pretty goddamn sexist right there yourself you fucking hypocrite.