Official: Just CP Rants (Also Sponsored By Lyndon's)

[CanadaPure]

Lmao I need to update soon

Its crazy how unrealistic porn noises are lol
I used to think when I was younger all girls were like that

I couldnt find the sound of just a mattress moving around. Although, I didn't look very hard either.

[CanadaPure]

thank you im glad you all like it, more updates to come bump

[PAINKILLƎR]

update
http://picosong.com/YQV5/

[Just Silver]

You screwed up on my introduction

[Notalius]

Yes, faggot, yes you did pronounce it wrong.

[CanadaPure]

Yes, faggot, yes you did pronounce it wrong.

You're so below me that I don't even need to remember that there's an "i" before the "u".

[Notalius]

Yes, faggot, yes you did pronounce it wrong.

You're so below me that I don't even need to remember that there's an "i" before the "u".

But you were quick to remember to scream "fuck me harder Notalius" last night ? hmmmm

[HeySamantha]

was that your voice in the OP, CP? Because

[Satan]

Yes, faggot, yes you did pronounce it wrong.

You're so below me that I don't even need to remember that there's an "i" before the "u".

But you were quick to remember to scream "fuck me harder Notalius" last night ? hmmmm

OOOH SNAP HE INSINUATED THAT YOU WERE A HOMOSEXUAL!

[CanadaPure]

was that your voice in the OP, CP? Because

Yes ma'am.

[Snakebeast]

Thanks for the shoutout faggot ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

[CanadaPure]

update bumpity bump

http://picosong.com/YQhR/

[Just Silver]

Lmao this is def the new thing but now I have like 4 audio clips from these on my phone

[Satan]

No shoutout to Satan. FUCK THIS. 0/10

[Satan]

Bump those flies

Why you gotta be racist against flies my brutha? Flies are people too.