The real story is, I was at Rolly's house to play some Nintendo 64 with him, and I asked him if I could have a shower since I was all gross after flying from Canada to Norway to play Nintendo 64. Rolly, being the good guy that he is, said "sure thing man, there's an extra towel in there too". So I smiled and went off to shower.
3 minutes into my shower there was furious knocking at the bathroom door. Rolly was screaming "CP you gotta let me in man, I gotta shit bad!". So I said, sure whatever, because the shower curtain wasn't transparent anyway. So Rolly comes in, and judging by his grunts I'd say he was shitting out a small African child sized shit.
Anyway, after a minute of listening to Rolly grunt out animal sounds, he must have forgotten I was in the washroom. Because I heard himself say "now that I'm all loosened up, it's time to test my new toy". From under the sink he grabbed his Mangasm Edge Vibrating Prostate Milking Toy, and turned it on.
I only waited 4 minutes before I asked him what the fuck he was doing, I must have startled him, because he ran off like a startled deer.
