All these figures of speech in so much better...holy shit
"Too two faced for me..."
"True blue ace"
"Feelin blue"
"Pushed me over the brink"
"Drivin drunk cause that bitch drove me to drink"
"Channeling my anger"
"Blow the dust off"
"Pick myself up off the carpet"
"There's other fish in the sea"
"Whale of a time"
"Single sailor"
"Holy Grail of catches"
"Oscar attached to my name"
"Hit the club"
"Tailor made"
"Kick some shots back"
"Get hammered"
"Nail her"
"Itchin to get hitched"
"Rich as a bitch"
"Bitches ain't shit"
"Throw yourself at me"
"Pitching a bitch"
"Swingin at these chicks on site"
"Long as I got a bat and two balls it's foul but my dicks on strike"
"Love shit is null and void"
"Drop dead"
You kinda have to wonder if this shit is intentional.