"Improve Eminem's albums" thread

[Amadeo]

Still can't figure out why he didn't put Baby on the album. Ah well, makes no difference to me...it's still out.

Brainless/Baby/Rhyme or Reason are the three songs most reminiscent of his old style. They're the songs that the real Eminem locked in the cage wrote for him under threat of torture.

"Rebel without a cause who caused the evolution of rap to take it to the next level, boost it..." His flow really sounds effortless here. And the common thread in all three of these songs is the cool beats.

[EminemInsider]

I think Alienem stole Evil Twin from the real Eminem, who wrote it secretly collaborating with the also-captive real-Dr. Dre, planning on releasing it after he and real-Dre escape to both explain what happened and to debunk the "the reason Eminem isn't the same is he KILLED Slim Shady. Where's Slim Shady????? He fell off, I miss Slim Shadyyy" stuff he read while given 15 minutes of internet time from his cage. But Alienem stole it and Sid Roams stole credit for Dre's beat.

Note how Alienem said that he went back and listened to his old songs to make sure he wasn't biting his old rhyme schemes. If that's the case, how do we explain:

Prepare your arsenal /Beware of bar stools/bottles/Wear a lawsuit

And storage/orange from Brainless.

?

Eminem told Alienem, who has never listened to Superman or Brain Damage, to say that in an interview to trick him so that the public can figure out that the real Eminem is being held at gunpoint at an undisclosed location.

[shadyblogger]

This forum is dead right now.

[Amadeo]

while given 15 minutes of internet time from his cage.

First few bars of Evil Twin:

"I feel like I'm caged in these chains and restraints." Real Eminem is trying to tell us something.

[Snakebeast]

Still can't figure out why he didn't put Baby on the album. Ah well, makes no difference to me...it's still out.

Brainless/Baby/Rhyme or Reason are the three songs most reminiscent of his old style. They're the songs that the real Eminem locked in the cage wrote for him under threat of torture.

"Rebel without a cause who caused the evolution of rap to take it to the next level, boost it..." His flow really sounds effortless here. And the common thread in all three of these songs is the cool beats.

I don't think the beat for Baby was all that good.

[EminemInsider]

while given 15 minutes of internet time from his cage.

First few bars of Evil Twin:

"I feel like I'm caged in these chains and restraints." Real Eminem is trying to tell us something.

Alienem is Eminem's real "Evil Twin."

[kkaniff]

We could also improve Earth by removing Mononym.

[UofLCard]

You can't improve Recovery.

You can, but I need to find more suitable 2010-era tracks. I will try it while Rick Grimes eye-fucks the camera.

[UofLCard]

Shameless Mod bump. I was thinking just now about how I want 'Hit Me With Your Best Shot' instead of CWB or On Fire.

[Mr Change]

Shameless Mod bump. I was thinking just now about how I would want Hit Me With Your Best Shot should have replaced CWB or On Fire.

One does not simply replace Cold Wind Blows...

[DetroitSkills]

Shameless Mod bump. I was thinking just now about how I would want Hit Me With Your Best Shot should have replaced CWB or On Fire.

One does not simply replace Cold Wind Blows...

[Excita]

I've been listening to Encore and Recovery lately and can't tell which one is worse.
Encore has My 1st Single, Big Weenie & Ass Like That, Recovery LTWYL, You're Never Over & punch of Em's corniest songs, but those Encore songs are his worst shit he has ever done.
Encore's good tracks:
- Evil Deeds
- Never Enough
- Yellow Brick Road
- Like Toy Soldiers
- Mosh
- Spend Some Time
- Mockingbird
- One Shot 2 Shot
- Encore
- BONUS TRACKS
Recovery's good tracks:
- Cold Wind Blows
- On Fire
- Going Trough Changes
- Seduction
- No Love
- 25 to Life
- So Bad
- Almost Famous
- Untitled
- BONUS TRACKS
Recovery has just weaker punchlines imo, good concept anyways.
Encore had perfect name for an album and concept was perfect too, but Em just fucked it up.
They have different themes, Encore is shit what happens when you're too much on drugs, Recovery is sober Em who rushed too much for this album. I hate personally that fucking screaming, just meh.
Enjoyed Encore much more tho, and it had a lot more replay value than Recovery.
I would say that Encore = Recovery, they are both as bad.

[EminemInsider]

Encore final track: This Album Is a Joke

Eminem slurs out (lying) that the entire album is intentionally horrible and he is just showing that the idiotic masses will buy his albums no matter what he puts out.

[Excita]

Encore final track: This Album Is a Joke

Eminem slurs out (lying) that the entire album is intentionally horrible and he is just showing that the idiotic masses will buy his albums no matter what he puts out.

still better than over half in this rap game right now.

[Emperor]

MMLP2

1. Bad Guy
2. Parking Lot (skit)
3. Rhyme Or Reason
4. So Much Better
5. Love Game
6. (Skit)
7. Asshole
8. Brainless
9. (Skit)
10. Berzerk
11. Rap God
12. Groundhog Day
13. (Skit)
14. The Monster
15. Headlights
16. So Far...
17. Legacy
18. Evil Twin (ken skit)

I listened to the album in this order the other day, and holy shit it sounded so much more cohesive, made so much more sense. I still believe skits can be a good thing if they are done well, so ive put them in here in order to break up some of the songs and give more meaning to the order. I'll never understand why he put Legacy near the start of the album.

The only thing I wasn't sure about was "So Far..." It feels like it should be at the end of the album but its hard placing it around some of the slower songs like Legacy and Headlights. Love Game sounds sick coming in straight after So Much Better though.