I don't use Emacs; it uses me.
Overrated / Underrated : Moderation :: Anonymous Coward : Posting
Don't park drunk, accidents cause people.
Yeeow! Nothing like a paradigm shift without using the clutch!
There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty:
soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
This sig does in fact not have the property it claims not to have.
There's no point in questioning authority if you aren't going to listen to the answers.
Cable Subscription: $30/month VCR: $80 TV: $300
Recording the expression on Darl's face when he's indicted: Priceless
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jellyside down.
A cat glued to some jelly toast will hover in quantum indecision
-- I wonder which will go down in history as the bigger failure:
the War on Drugs or the War on Filesharing
/He who sells / What isn't his'n / Is headed for / Some time / In prison /
Burma-Shave
Every year during my review, I just pray the words "slashdot.org" aren't mentioned.
"It is not yours, has never been yours, and will never be yours."
Eric Raymond, Bruce Perens
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat. -- Author unknown
Soylent Green -- the taste differs from person to person
Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it.
Those who live in the past are already repeating it.
My rights don't need management.
With presidents like Bush and Sharon, who needs terrorists?.
3,000 years ago in Egypt, cats were worshipped as gods.
They have not forgotten this.
Stop the Slashdot Effect! Don't read the articles!
Excessive forking causes un-wanted children.
Blessed are the pessimists, for they have made backups.
You say :wq, I say ZZ. Why can't we all just get along?
"Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs,
and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
I moderate so my kids won't have to.
C:\>tracert life.liberty.pursuit-of-happiness
Morning has broken, put in a workorder.
Okay... I'll do the stupid things first, then you shy people follow.
[Zappa]
A study now shows that a Latin sig gets you lower mod points.
Report, $3500, from Gratian Group
"I'll likely get modded down for this but..." - Slashdot Karma Whores
There is no greater insult to one's religion, than to use it to justify violence.
Teachers do it with class, statisticians do it with 95% confidence,
and SLASHDOTTERS do it with moderation!
* Support bacteria! It's the only culture some people have.
I think the [MS Word] paperclip is a great idea. - Miguel de Icaza
Overrated / Underrated : Moderation :: Anonymous Coward : Posting
Ownership, it does a project good
Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it.
- John Lennon
This .sig is temporarily offline for maintenance
"[T]he working stiffs...They make $75-100k a year. That's not much to live on."
- Jack Valenti on who piracy hurts most
/dev/humor: not found
Does anyone else recognize Slashdotters by their sigs more often than their user names?
What kind of asshole buys an SUV in the middle of an oil war?
All too often I'm ashamed to be an American.
Error 407 - No creative sig found
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
-- Will Rogers
Boat n. 1. A hole in the water, into which money is thrown.
"Only Finland - superb, nay, sublime in the jaws of peril
- Finland shows what free men can do." - Winston Churchill
Accentuate the postitive, don't waste your mod points on the negative.
Bride wants to marry IBM and screw Linux. Brother MS willing to pay any dowry.
Bride demands 'dowry' to screw Linux, gets raped by IBM! Lover MS watches in horror!!
Since this sig passed the lameness filter, it isn't lame. Actually, I find it to be pretty cool.
So Buddha walks into a pizza parlor and says: "Hey, make me one with everything."
[Don't deal drugs; the CIA hates competition.]
Heisenberg may have slept here...
"Information wants to be expensive" - Stewart Brand,
the same guy who said "Information wants to be free"
History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it - Sir Winston Churchill
People don't lobby Congress, dollars do.
They paved paradise, and put up a slashing dot.
Only God may judge Osama Bin Laden, It's our job to arrange the meeting.
I offer to give you a free beer, if you refuse the terms of this offer.
Earth First - We'll strip mine the other planets later.
"Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality." -- Dalai Lama
A directive occured while processing this error.
My other post has a good .sig
Whoever said "True happiness springs from moderation" never /.'d
Karma: Bad (mainly due to an unoriginal sig)
Slashdot: When News Breaks, We Give You The Pieces
Don't exploit artists by stealing music. RIAA hates competition.
Karma: Terrible (mostly affected by putting yet another karma joke in your sig)
Move along, no sig here.
My other post has a good .sig
Yeah, but at least I get cronjobs nightly.
This Sig is a mnemonic device designed to allow you to recognize this author in the future.
Excelent: Karma (IN SOVIET RUSSIA)
Proprietary licensing: The nonviral freedom to restrict the freedoms of others

Just because it's a Well Known Fact doesn't mean it's true.
IBM had PL/1, with syntax worse than JOSS,
And everywhere the language went, it was a total loss...
Reviled did I live," said I, "as evil I did deliver."
I read a comment I completely disagreed with. I moderated it +1 Interesting.
That's right - save the knee-jerk reactions for when Red Hat changes a desktop theme.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
--- Thanks to the Total Information Act, at least I know *one* person
is reading my posts. Hi Mr. Poindexter!
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone,
but they've always worked for me." -Hunter S. Thompson
Wise man say: A skilled troll is a master baiter.
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a 747 filled with CD-ROMs.
Sig: u grammar nazis can bite me ass.
"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always
agree with them." -- George H. W. Bush
Intellectual Property, like flying pigs, cannot be found in nature.
-- To avoid sarcasm or irony being modded down,
I've introduced the UK-Smiley (ironicon)