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The Greatest Sex Position of All Time

Postby CanadaPure » Apr 5th, '14, 19:01

Please only read this 'fred and click the link if you're 18+ and ready to experience sexual content.

So last night I'm watching this porno, and this chick has some roast beef looking pussy and I'm like well this is gonna be okay I like roast beef sandwiches so whatever.

Anyway, about 10 minutes in, they switch into this awkward as fuck position where you basically only see the dudes ass going up and down for like 5-10 minutes. It was so weird. He was plowing her right up the ass.

None of this seems enjoyable to me:
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Re: The Greatest Sex Position of All Time

Postby CanadaPure » Apr 5th, '14, 19:04

I wish the girl was you and the guy was me.
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Re: The Greatest Sex Position of All Time

Postby slims » Apr 5th, '14, 19:06

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Re: The Greatest Sex Position of All Time

Postby CanadaPure » Apr 5th, '14, 19:07

You don't understand Rolly and I's love.
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Re: The Greatest Sex Position of All Time

Postby Excita » Apr 5th, '14, 19:09

I'm a virgin and i'm 13 years old
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Re: The Greatest Sex Position of All Time

Postby slims » Apr 5th, '14, 19:10

CanadaPure wrote:You don't understand Rolly and I's love.

it's still gay, sam
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Re: The Greatest Sex Position of All Time

Postby CanadaPure » Apr 5th, '14, 19:11

Trimss wrote:im 12 what is this
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Re: The Greatest Sex Position of All Time

Postby slims » Apr 5th, '14, 19:13

CanadaPure wrote:
Trimss wrote:im 12 what is this

:laughing:
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Re: The Greatest Sex Position of All Time

Postby PAINKILLƎR » Apr 5th, '14, 19:45

Still scarred from this
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Re: The Greatest Sex Position of All Time

Postby TonyTilt » Apr 5th, '14, 20:47

Hahah it just seems very uncomfortable?!
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Re: The Greatest Sex Position of All Time

Postby StanBase » Apr 5th, '14, 20:50

Should try it
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Re: The Greatest Sex Position of All Time

Postby SoldierShady » Apr 5th, '14, 20:52

Hmm. That position would work if the girl had some internally twisted cunt or some shit. :confusion: Like.....The Exorcist head-turn type deal. Baha.
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Re: The Greatest Sex Position of All Time

Postby CanadaPure » Apr 5th, '14, 20:57

SoldierShady wrote:Hmm. That position would work if the girl had some internally twisted cunt or some shit. :confusion: Like.....The Exorcist head-turn type deal. Baha.


90% sure he was in her ass though.
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Re: The Greatest Sex Position of All Time

Postby EG. » Apr 5th, '14, 21:03

SoldierShady wrote:Hmm. That position would work if the girl had some internally twisted cunt or some shit. :confusion: Like.....The Exorcist head-turn type deal. Baha.

yea cuz he's pounding the wrong side

and if he was in her ass, still doing it wrong :shakehead:
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Re: The Greatest Sex Position of All Time

Postby CanadaPure » Apr 5th, '14, 21:04

I just watched again, the scene before he was in her ass, but when it cuts to this the quality is so terrible I can't tell.
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