Ways to get expelled

[dave]

well, i got expelled form my second primary school school just because loads of little things
but the school i am in now i very very nearly got expelled because...
me and a friend nicked a washing up liquid from the kitchen next to the vice principles office *sly or what* . put it in to ordinary non see thro drinking bottles and spent the rest of lunchtime squirting it every where (you should try it cover the hole toilet block in washing up liquid go in to the middle of the room move ya feet around a bit and try to not to fall over) haha) anyway squirting it everywhere on stairs, door handles any potential slippery surfaces. oh that was fun.
they said that we weren't expelled cus no one was had hurt then selves, but i know for a fact hat one of my friends had fallen over and got a bit hurt. hehe glade they didn't say anything

[Rap Soul]

i have an idea... dont wear the uniform or dress code = ] be vicous break pencils and growl at the teacher..lol i dont try punching the teacher in the face and say it was self defense then sue

[Rap Soul]

and being sent home is wbad because???

[Lil Pimp Tell 'Em]

and being sent home is wbad because???

cuz.. she wants to leave her school for more than 1 day and itll prolly be worse beacause shell stiill be at that school and teachers mite not like her for doin that

and how come ur sig says rip Rroof

[Rap Soul]

it said ri.proof but then it changed because ????? im just gettin back on tr again and wear the wrong uniform everyday

[Logann]

I already kno if I get stuck wit a shitty school this year I'm gettin caught with my butterfly knife the first day

[DarkMan]

bash ur principal

[lenaespiritodefogo]

well, i got expelled form my second primary school school just because loads of little things
but the school i am in now i very very nearly got expelled because...
me and a friend nicked a washing up liquid from the kitchen next to the vice principles office *sly or what* . put it in to ordinary non see thro drinking bottles and spent the rest of lunchtime squirting it every where (you should try it cover the hole toilet block in washing up liquid go in to the middle of the room move ya feet around a bit and try to not to fall over) haha) anyway squirting it everywhere on stairs, door handles any potential slippery surfaces. oh that was fun.
they said that we weren't expelled cus no one was had hurt then selves, but i know for a fact hat one of my friends had fallen over and got a bit hurt. hehe glade they didn't say anything

lol,
speaking of toilets that reminds me of waht you did in the boys tolilets a while ago (it's not what you are thinking) (i know it sounds wrong but it isn't), you should post the photos you took

[Chino562]

ur school is weird sarah

[Logann]

just 'accidentally' let a knife/gun/bag of weed/ somthing slip out of ur pocket wen the teacher walks by