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Re: Eminem rhymes that people might not have noticed three-p

Postby EvryOnesACrtc » Apr 14th, '14, 18:10

TheGoodDoctor wrote:
EvryOnesACrtc wrote:Keep lickin' these nuts you industry mutts
Keep walkin' around sniffin' each others butts
Or should I say asses
What would be the more politically correct term to use for the masses

what is this supposed to rhyme with?


To me, it looks like it's supposed to rhyme with the "licking these nut," "industry mutts," "sniffing each oth"-ers scheme. The "co" in "correct" is pronounced "kuh," so I feel poLITICALLY KUHrrect goes with it perfectly.
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Re: Eminem rhymes that people might not have noticed three-p

Postby TheGoodDoctor » Apr 14th, '14, 23:19

EvryOnesACrtc wrote:
TheGoodDoctor wrote:
EvryOnesACrtc wrote:Keep lickin' these nuts you industry mutts
Keep walkin' around sniffin' each others butts
Or should I say asses
What would be the more politically correct term to use for the masses

what is this supposed to rhyme with?


To me, it looks like it's supposed to rhyme with the "licking these nut," "industry mutts," "sniffing each oth"-ers scheme. The "co" in "correct" is pronounced "kuh," so I feel poLITICALLY KUHrrect goes with it perfectly.

hmm yeah you're right, good catch
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Re: Eminem rhymes that people might not have noticed three-p

Postby Willy » Apr 15th, '14, 17:36

divided states of embarrassment/united states of america

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Re: Eminem rhymes that people might not have noticed three-p

Postby EvryOnesACrtc » Apr 17th, '14, 00:10

EvryOnesACrtc wrote:
TheGoodDoctor wrote:
EvryOnesACrtc wrote:Keep lickin' these nuts you industry mutts
Keep walkin' around sniffin' each others butts
Or should I say asses
What would be the more politically correct term to use for the masses

what is this supposed to rhyme with?


To me, it looks like it's supposed to rhyme with the "licking these nut," "industry mutts," "sniffing each oth"-ers scheme. The "co" in "correct" is pronounced "kuh," so I feel poLITICALLY KUHrrect goes with it perfectly.


And yes, if you were wondering, I purposely picked a rhyme scheme where Eminem rhymes the "nd" sound (industry mutts) with a "ck" sound (licking these nuts) to prove Geno and Menzo wrong yet again. #AmadeoMovement
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Re: Eminem rhymes that people might not have noticed three-p

Postby SajN » Apr 17th, '14, 00:25

Haaaave you met Menzo
! Is He Nuts? No, He's InSajN !
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Re: Eminem rhymes that people might not have noticed three-p

Postby RKOunion » Apr 17th, '14, 21:25

We As Americans:

But this time, when I get pulled over
There's a Doberman Pinscher and a pitbull in the seat


Underlined is an inverse.
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Re: Eminem rhymes that people might not have noticed three-p

Postby EvryOnesACrtc » Apr 18th, '14, 01:46

So to not see him with me would be a shocking image/
And I'm the definition of what a concrete chin is/
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Re: Eminem rhymes that people might not have noticed three-p

Postby EvryOnesACrtc » Apr 18th, '14, 02:58

That's gotta count for something
Listen, girly, surely you don't want me to talk
About how I nutted early cause I ejaculated prematurely

This one may be a stretch:
I say that shit just clowning dog, come on, how fucked up is you
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some

This one's specially for Menzo, so you know it's a stretch:
Just when I may have needed you most
Oh, you thought it was over?/...
...Ho, I'm only vulnerable when I got a bo-ner/
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Re: Eminem rhymes that people might not have noticed three-p

Postby slims » Apr 18th, '14, 07:33

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Re: Eminem rhymes that people might not have noticed three-p

Postby EvryOnesACrtc » Apr 18th, '14, 16:26

Menzo wrote:Those aren't the same song :unsure:


Yeah, that was the joke. You're kind of known for absurdly reaching for rhymes.

Anyway:
I used to be the type of kid that would always think the sky is fallin'/
Why am I so differently wired? Am I a martian?/
What kind of twisted experiment am I involved in?/
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Re: Eminem rhymes that people might not have noticed three-p

Postby Amadeo » Apr 18th, '14, 16:36

EvryOnesACrtc wrote:
Menzo wrote:Those aren't the same song :unsure:


Yeah, that was the joke. You're kind of known for absurdly reaching for rhymes.

Anyway:
I used to be the type of kid that would always think the sky is fallin'/
Why am I so differently wired? Am I a martian?/
What kind of twisted experiment am I involved in?/

Interesting. That song is really dense.
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Re: Eminem rhymes that people might not have noticed three-p

Postby EvryOnesACrtc » Apr 18th, '14, 21:44

Amadeo wrote:
EvryOnesACrtc wrote:
Menzo wrote:Those aren't the same song :unsure:


Yeah, that was the joke. You're kind of known for absurdly reaching for rhymes.

Anyway:
I used to be the type of kid that would always think the sky is fallin'/
Why am I so differently wired? Am I a martian?/
What kind of twisted experiment am I involved in?/

Interesting. That song is really dense.


Yeah, and there aren't many other rhymes going on outside the "sky is fallin'" one. Just the ones you and I found and:

I'm fine long as there's batteries in my Walkman / Nothing is the matter with me
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Re: Eminem rhymes that people might not have noticed three-p

Postby Amadeo » Apr 19th, '14, 04:28

There's also a couple other digressions from the main scheme.

Shit look on the bright side at least I ain't walkin'
I bike ride through the neighborhood of my apartment

Now you shut up bitch, I am talkin' thought I was full of horeseshit
And now
you fucking worship the ground on which I am walkin'

Small shit bothers me, but not my father
He
said sayonara then split but I don’t give a shit
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Re: Eminem rhymes that people might not have noticed three-p

Postby TheVipBro » Apr 19th, '14, 05:19

This may be a far reach but:

Ow ow oww
Oh God damn
I'm gonna fackin' cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack faaaack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

I never seen no shit like this
This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist
Condom on my dick
Of course it is
This bitch don't know what abortion is
So I can't cum in her
Fucks like a porn star
Looks like Jenna
Fack I'm gonna
Cum
I think my rubbers coming off
But oh it's so fuckin' wet and soft
Fuck I'm gonna start letting off
I'm squirting and she's not getting off
And she's on top
I'm gonna fucking, oh God
Oh don't do that
Don't stop
Stop, don't, I don't mean don't stop
Ah Wait a minute
Oh ohh fack
I'm gonna fucking cum

Ow ow oww
Oh God damn
I'm gonna fackin' cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Oh wow oh aww
I need a cigarette now
Oh I'm so fucking hot and you're so fuckin' hot
Oh my God
I wanna facking fack
No, not fuck
I said fack
F A C K F A C K
Fack fack fack facking freak me
Oh yeah girl see baby
They call me Mr. Freaky
Let's call your sister threeway
Have some threesome
Me so horny
And you're such a fuckin' babe
I wanna go down on you
Fack you shave
Oh God damn
Here I go again
I'm gonna cum, I am

Ow ow oww
Oh God damn
I'm gonna fackin' cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Okay I'm done
I already came twice
You ain't gonna make me cum
I'm all out of gas
Not so fast
Ah Your finger just went in my ass
Ahh that hurts take it out now
Oh wait a minute put it back in
In in in
This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men
I like boobs
Boobs boobs
Now See that gerbil
Grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole
Oh yeah right there, right there
Uhhh I'm cumming
Oh yeah
Fack I just came again
Ok pull it out now
Oh fuck yeah
Wait he's not out
He's still crawling around up there
Oh fack I think it's stuck
Oh but it feels so fucking good

Ow ow oww
Oh God damn
I'm gonna fackin'cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming
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Re: Eminem rhymes that people might not have noticed three-p

Postby EvryOnesACrtc » Apr 19th, '14, 18:06

In a public stall dropping a football, so every time someone walks in the John I get maddened

All them odds/
Toilets clogged, yeah cause I'm talking a lot of shit but I'm backing it all up
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