Spaghetti Yourself (warning extremely retarded)

[pudding]

Do not read unless you're extremely bored or have a elementary sense of humor. I did this just for fun, it's in chit-chat so don't be some mean ( i even changed the god damn subject title ). I know it sucks but hey, I just wanted to put this out there. And thanks to all da haterz, i lost motivation at the end... sigh hope you're glad, fegs.

Look, if you had, one shot
Or one spaghetti, to seize every spaghetti you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?

(Eminem has his stomach on the line, he cannot afford to go another day without pasta, but Bizarre is only giving him one forkful of spaghetti, so Em is totally hoping that the spaghetti doesn't slip through the groves)

[Verse 1]
His palms are spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti (This is when Eminem was bloating up, he recently fell in love with pasta, namely spaghetti, to the point where he becomes the spaghetti, he is uno with the noodle, he's feeling sick because he knows Bizzy is gonna let him take one bite and one bite only so he can't mess up)
There's vomit on his spaghetti already: mom's spaghetti (This line might be confusing to people who don't really know much about Em, you see Em and his mother shared a plate because Em was getting so fat that his mom got concerned and made him share a small plate with her. Em forgave his mother for being bitch during his childhood and early on in his career but fucking snapped when he found out that he was SHARING a SMALL plate with her. Nah, Em flipped out and just straight up puked on the plate)
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm, spaghetti (Em keeps a straight, cool face but deep inside he's nervous, just thinking about spaghetti)
To drop spaghetti, and he keeps on spaghetti (Em is thinking about the horrid situation of dropping the spaghetti he would have on his fork but thinking about the bad situation, Em is setting himself for failure. To spaghetti means to lose, because spaghetti noodles are often known to slip from the fork right before the person consumes it)
What he forked down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti (A big turning point in Em's dinner, the spaghetti he had keeps falling out, and Bizzy is getting impatient. Because Eminem is still a famous mofo, people all around him are going spaghetti [remember what spaghetti means? it means to lose, and in this case they are losing their minds, losing their noodles, you know out their ramen noodle? but that's for another era of Fatminem, main love was for spaghetti here. sick wordplay nonetheless])
He opens his mouth but spaghetti won't come out (A bit confusing but I'll guide you through this. Eminem already had spaghetti for breakfast and lunch but remember about those butterflies in his stomach? They were actually miniature pastafarians, Em was the chosen one <--- will elaborate later on)
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now (The mini pastafarians came out too soon and made him choke, thus making him unable to eat Bizzy's pasta. Everybody is mocking Em, wrong move. Remember Em is out his ramen noodle)
The spaghetti's run out, time's up, over - blaow! (Bizzy got tired of waiting and just finished the whole fucking plate within two seconds, that blaow is actually Bizzy's burp but he's such a fatass that it sounds like a gunshot)
Snap back to reality, oh! - there goes spaghetti (Em just realized that his chance to eat a forkful of Bizzy's spaghetti is gone, and the pastafarians are flying away to their mother, the current God of the universe.)
Oh - there goes spaghetti, he choked (He had a lot of pastafarians so he made another line about that to emphasize the amount)
He's so mad, but he won't (He's furious about the choking incident)
Give up spaghetti nope, he won't have it (He's talking about both the religion, Pastafarianism, and the dish. He just won't take no pasta for an answer)
He knows, his whole back's to these ropes (Em feels like a boxer and feels like he's getting fucked up by life but the ropes of the Pastafarianism and the tastiness of the dish is his safety net)
It don't matter, he's dope (But he's starting to doubt himself, even though he was the chosen one)
He knows that, but he's spaghetti (He knows he's the chosen one but he's spaghetti [lost])
He's so stagnant, he knows (He realizes that he can't just sit and do nothing, he has to digest his food if he doesn't want the choking incident to happen again at such a crucial moment)
When he goes back to this spaghetti, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo, this whole spaghetti
He better go capture this spaghetti and hope it don't pass him
(Addressing the last three lines: When he gets back to his puked on plate, which his mom is making him eat because she's a bitch, he knows that he cannot mess up his next opportunity to eat from Bizzy's plate. Wordplay on the word pass, because Em cannot say, "I'll pass", just because he didn't digest his food. Nah, Em cannot fuck up next time)

[Hook]
You better lose yourself in
Spag Shady, Slim Getthi, Spag Shady, Slim Getthi (Em new alter ego which has two name variations. Sounds like Slim Shady but it's just the hungry part of Em instead of the crazed, evil, pissed off one)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This spaghetti comes once in a lifetime (Bizzy will almost never share food with anybody, he hogs his food, some say that he is King Gordy's apprentice)
(x2)

[Verse 2]
The spaghetti's escaping through this hole that is gaping (Em is taking a huge shit, undigested spaghetti is flying out of his ass at mach 8 speeds, where he came up with the alter ego Slim Shady and Spig Shady/Slim Getthi)
This spaghetti is mine for the taking (Eminem is brooding over the next opportunity)
Make me spaghetti, as we move toward a New World spaghetti (he's hungry, you don't want Spag Shady/Slim Getthi after you. and although it is true that Eminem is in the illuminati, it is not true that the illuminati is satanic, they worship the god of the universe, Pastafarian.)
A normal life is spaghetti; but superspaghetti's (Spaghetti is dope, which is why Em gets so crazy over it. Here he's saying that a normal life eating spaghetti regularly is great, he's saying living the life where he worships Pastafarian and eats the best spaghetti is super dope)
Close to spaghetti, it only grows harder (spaghetti also means hell, chaotic, painful, and torturous. When spaghetti comes out it is usually hot as hell and the red kind looks like the lake of fire itself. He's saying that the life of spaghetseter is both unbelievably blissful and dismal.)
Homie grows spaghetti, he blows it's all over (he's at home with his mom, he's getting sick of this generic safeway shit, so he blows his load all over the dish, and hands it to his mom saying its cream spaghetti)
These hoes is all spaghetti, coast to coast spaghetti (spaghetti is known for being loose, falling out of the fork right before the person gets to eat anything. so are these women, they use to be all up in his nuts but now they've distanced themselves from him.)
He's known as the Globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows (He's been all over the world, trying to get hands on the best spaghetti all alone. Some say this is where Canibus resides after his battle with Dizaster)
He's grown spaghetti from home, he's no father (spaghetti is long and is thin compared to stoplight poles, in the same way, his relationship with his family is long distanced and strained, thinned out)
He goes home and barely knows his own spaghetti (he forgot his roots, his life is spiraling out of control)
But hold your nose cause here goes the cold spaghetti (Em likes spaghetti in every hole but i doubt we do, so he's giving us fair warning)
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold spaghetti (No one finds a dish of cold spaghetti appetizing and these girls look at him as they would at cold spaghetti)
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove into spaghetti. And so the soap opera (the next dude went the same way as em, his life went out of control and he's in his own personal hell (spaghetti) too)
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, spaghetti
But the beat goes on: da-da-dum da-dum da-dah (those who often follow Pastafarianism often fall due to greed. An old saying)

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
No more games, I'mma change what you call spaghetti (Em took a new direction, instead of only consuming spaghetti, he's been a fucking chef, trying to make the dopest noodles and sickest sauces, he's revolutionizing the game)
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs spaghetti (Em had something going but had the unexplainable urge to write in the word spaghetti again)
I was playin' in the spaghetti, the mood all changed (Em was having a hard time in hell, but has finally come up from the ashes)
I've been chewed up and spit out and spaghetti'ed off stage (people treated Em like shit in this period, even to the point where they threw spaghetti at him, this is actually an insult for Em)
But I kept rhyming and spaghetti right in the next cipher (just nonsense)
Best believe somebody's spaghetti'ing the Pied Piper (another filler line)
All the spaghetti inside amplified by the (This is where he starts to open up, all the bullshit he's been through is amplified by the fact that he isn't satisfied with his current spaghetti, and can't give his family the best spaghetti, his whole life is just one mess of spaghetti)
Fact that I can't get by with my spaghetti
Five and I can't provide the right type of
Spaghetti for my family, cause man, these God damn
Food stamps don't buy spaghetti, and there's no movie
There's no Mekhi spaghetti, this is my life (ask melanie for the meanings for the next few lines)
And this spaghetti is so hard, and it's getting even harder
Tryin' to feed and water my spaghetti plus, teeter-totter
Caught up between being spaghetti and a prima donna (he's confused with his life, staying with his family or trying to pursue spaghetti for his family)
Baby momma drama, screaming on her too much for me to wanna
Stay in spaghetti, another day of spaghetti (he's seeing the downsides of the Spaghetti life)
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like spaghetti (he's stretched out and worn, just like my asshole)
To formulate spaghetti, or end up in jail or shot
Spaghetti is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not (he's accepting that the spaghetti life chose him)
Spaghetti I love you but this trailer's got to go (His struggling with his pastfarian faith)
I cannot grow old in spaghetti's Lot
So here I go it's my shot. Spaghetti: fail me not (He's accepting his calling)
This may be the only spaghetti that I got (HE realizes that Spaghetti is all that he has)

[Hook]

[Outro]
Spaghetti

[HeySamantha]

[StanBase]

The internet will destroy you if you're trying too hard

[pudding]

sorry, i forgot about the breakdown part

[Excita]

[cement]

pudding step your game up, i want you to become a funny troll from now on, okay?

[yoda you can call me]

Out

[slims]

someone ban this person

[cement]

someone ban this person

but is posting something like this in chit-chat/backstage illegal though

[kurdt]

So clever it pains me.

[Him Shadow]

it was funny two years ago, the joke is old and not funny anymore

[TheVipBro]

[DetroitSkills]

So clever it pains me.

[pudding]

Sorry guys, I am working on the breakdown. If you don't like this shit, then don't look at it. And I am posting this in Chit Chat.

someone ban this person

you so mean to me....

i know you're trying to save me any dignity i have left but apparently i fucked up already, I'm going all out

[StanBase]

i fucked up already, I'm going all out

I believe in you pudding! You can do it!