Zombie Thread (Conversation Thread)

[HAYZI]

what do you call a man with two hams on his head?

[HAYZI]

mohammed??

yup!

what do you call a man with two hams on his head standin between two buildings??

[HAYZI]

why the fuck are you talkin about broccoli??

[HAYZI]

bye kissi pie c u later babe X


and of course i kno what broccoli is i told you how to spell it then i told you again when you said sutin i kno what it is, you random :lol:

[HAYZI]

nah i cant think of any politically correct ones right now :lol:

[HAYZI]

try this

http://www.olympictrans.ru/fun/img/uglyZoo/

[HAYZI]

i missed the bus
awww no more jokes??? they was fun
how bout...
what gets wetter the more it dries??
too easy?

i kno this but i gone blank imna kick myself

[HAYZI]

ok a duck walks into a bar goes up to the barman and goes 'got any bread?'
in a high annoyin duck like voice. the barman replies '.....no i dont have any bread, cud i interest you in a drink'
'got any bread?' the duck repeats.
'no i do not have any bread this is a bar...'
'got any bread?' the duck cuts in.
for the last time i dont have any fuckin bread!!
'got any bread' the fuckin duck replies.
'if you ask me for bread one more time im gona nail your fuckin beak to the bar!!' the irate barman shouts.
'go any nails' the duck says in the same irritating voice
the barman replies 'no'
'got any bread?'

[HAYZI]

how do you stop v-dog from drowning?

[HAYZI]

c ya later angie have fun

[HAYZI]

how do you stop v-dog from drowning?

take your foot off his head!

[HAYZI]

nah take your foot of his head like your standin on his head drownin him

[HAYZI]

bye babe ttyl


im not such a bad guy then afterall eh?

[Sunni]

This is like the longest topic ever.

[Sunni]

It's very boring. And it's really going nowhere now.