TR Life Sim [Round One Complete]

[CanadaPure]

man fuck that pussy hoe dorothy. bitch don't do anal creampie anyway.

yay crystal! she seems nice. i hope she lets me cum on her tits.

Imo with a name like Crystal she's probably a stripper.

You probably asked her to marry you after one lap dance.

[CanadaPure]

B - 40
Username: Horse
Character Name: Gregory Watkins
Age: 40
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Albany, United States of America
Characteristics: Intelligent - Artistic
Base Attitude: Neutral
Job: Handicraft Worker
Spouse: Crystal
Children: N/A
Health Issues: None
Notes: Your wife got pregnant and opted to have an abortion rather than carry your baby.

Username: Menzo
Character Name: Todd Miller
Age: 40
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Yellowknife, Canada
Characteristics: Intelligent - Sporty
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Office Worker
Spouse: Martha
Children: N/A
Health Issues: Smoker, diabetes
Notes: Your mother (68) has died from lymphoma. You've married a woman named Martha, she seems okay, but she makes more money than you do. You have become a diabetic.

Username: TheVipBro
Character Name: Jesus Gomez
Age: 40 (dead)
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: La Paz, Mexico
Characteristics: Intelligent - Artistic
Base Attitude: Good
Job: Artist
Spouse: N/A
Children: N/A
Health Issues: Alcoholism
Notes: You have given up smoking completely, but failed to give up drinking. You have died at 40 due to alcoholism after 6 attempts to give up drinking. Final net worth: 11,800 USD.

Username: DetroitSkills
Character Name: Tina West
Age: 40
Gender: F
Origin of Birth: Victoria, Canada
Characteristics: Intelligent - Attractive
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Doctor
Spouse: Raymond
Children: N/A
Health Issues:
Notes: You have given up smoking. Your father has died at 69 (heh) from bladder cancer. Your car was stolen.

[PAINKILLƎR]

RIP

[CanadaPure]

B - 50
Username: Horse
Character Name: Gregory Watkins
Age: 50
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Albany, United States of America
Characteristics: Intelligent - Artistic
Base Attitude: Neutral
Job: Handicraft Worker
Spouse: Crystal
Children: Wanda (F)
Health Issues: None
Notes: Your wife got pregnant at age 41 and decided to keep it this time. You have a new baby girl named Wanda. You refused to risk your own life to save a friend, and he died as an outcome. You are cripplingly unhappy.

Username: Menzo
Character Name: Todd Miller
Age: 50
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Yellowknife, Canada
Characteristics: Intelligent - Sporty
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Office Worker
Spouse: Martha
Children: N/A
Health Issues: Smoker, diabetes, dementia, heart disease.
Notes: Your father (85) has died from an infection. You were diagnosed with senile dementia at 47 years old. You have been diagnosed with heart disease at 48 years old.

Username: DetroitSkills
Character Name: Tina West
Age: 50
Gender: F
Origin of Birth: Victoria, Canada
Characteristics: Intelligent - Attractive
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Doctor
Spouse: Raymond
Children: N/A
Health Issues:
Notes: You made your first million.

[CanadaPure]

"Suck my shit"

B - 60
Username: Horse
Character Name: Gregory Watkins
Age: 60
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Albany, United States of America
Characteristics: Intelligent - Artistic
Base Attitude: Neutral
Job: Handicraft Worker
Spouse: Crystal
Children: Wanda (F)
Health Issues: None
Notes: Your father (79) has died from ulcer complications. Your daughter was in a traffic accident but is completely okay.

Username: Menzo
Character Name: Todd Miller
Age: 52 (dead)
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Yellowknife, Canada
Characteristics: Intelligent - Sporty
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Office Worker
Spouse: Martha
Children: N/A
Health Issues: Smoker, diabetes, dementia, heart disease.
Notes: You have died at 52 years old from a dementia related accident (falling down the stairs). Final net worth: 524,445 USD.

Username: DetroitSkills
Character Name: Tina West
Age: 60
Gender: F
Origin of Birth: Victoria, Canada
Characteristics: Intelligent - Attractive
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Doctor
Spouse: Raymond (dead)
Children: N/A
Health Issues:
Notes: Raymond died at 62 from lung cancer. You're still loaded tho.

[CanadaPure]

B - 70
Username: Horse
Character Name: Gregory Watkins
Age: 70
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Albany, United States of America
Characteristics: Intelligent - Artistic
Base Attitude: Neutral
Job: Handicraft Worker
Spouse: Crystal
Children: Wanda (F)
Health Issues: None
Notes: You mother (82) has died from a stroke. Your daughter has married some douchenozzle who dropped out of university. You now have two grandchildren.

Username: DetroitSkills
Character Name: Tina West
Age: 70
Gender: F
Origin of Birth: Victoria, Canada
Characteristics: Intelligent - Attractive
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Doctor
Spouse: Raymond (dead)
Children: N/A
Health Issues:
Notes: Nothing really happened. You're just making bank, son.

Cool that we have two going over 70.

Horse's mom had him when she was 14 in this btw

[CanadaPure]

B - 80
Username: Horse
Character Name: Gregory Watkins
Age: 77 (dead)
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Albany, United States of America
Characteristics: Intelligent - Artistic
Base Attitude: Neutral
Job: Handicraft Worker
Spouse: Crystal
Children: Wanda (F)
Health Issues: None
Notes: You have died at 77 from an infection. Final net worth: 1,077,389 USD

Username: DetroitSkills
Character Name: Tina West
Age: 80
Gender: F
Origin of Birth: Victoria, Canada
Characteristics: Intelligent - Attractive
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Doctor
Spouse: Raymond (dead)
Children: N/A
Health Issues: Senile dementia
Notes: You have been diagnosed with dementia. :[

Tina is a taaaaank

[CanadaPure]

B - 90
Username: DetroitSkills
Character Name: Tina West
Age: 81 (dead)
Gender: F
Origin of Birth: Victoria, Canada
Characteristics: Intelligent - Attractive
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Doctor
Spouse: Raymond (dead)
Children: N/A
Health Issues: Senile dementia
Notes: You have died due to an infection. Final net worth: 4,049,774

[CanadaPure]

Final Group B Standings and Awards

Net worth
1. DetroitSkills- 4,049,774 USD
2. Horse - 1,066,389 USD
3. Menzo - 524,445 USD
4. TheVipBro - 11,800 USD

Longevity
1. DetroitSkills - 81
2. Horse - 77
3. Menzo - 52
4. TheVipBro - 40

First Death Award
TheVipBro

CP's Choice Award
DetroitSkills - There's something amazing to me about getting kicked out,
and managing to pay your way through medical school by stealing bikes.
Definitely my favorite of the four lmao.

[PAINKILLƎR]

hahaha

[CanadaPure]

Group C will either be tomorrow or Sunday, since I am supposed to have company over most of tomorrow which sucks but whatever.

[CanadaPure]

If you missed the updates in real time (lel) and are looking for where to find yours:

Group A (Pain, TRex, Trimss, SajN): viewtopic.php?f=29&t=171039&start=30#p2647480
Group B (Horse, DetroitSkills, TheVipBro, Menzo): viewtopic.php?f=29&t=171039&start=75#p2647606

[DetroitSkills]

hell yea yo

[DetroitSkills]

i didn't do too bad. vipbro lost.

congrats tina

2good

[CanadaPure]

Gonna make an All-Time leader sheet tomorrow to keep track of you guys moneys and collective age as you play more rounds and shit probably.

They might not be too frequent because it's a lot of work, but it'd be cool to see how people who play multiple times do.