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Re: What's the longest you've jerked your gerkin

Postby PAINKILLƎR » May 5th, '14, 21:56

this one time I just couldn't find any interest and there I was sitting with my dick in my hand waiting for something, determination to finish.

ended up not finishing and watched tv.
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Re: What's the longest you've jerked your gerkin

Postby Just Silver » May 5th, '14, 22:03

Does anyone here get blue balls I usually don't
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Re: What's the longest you've jerked your gerkin

Postby HotDawg » May 5th, '14, 22:18

Just Silver wrote:
HotDawg wrote:20 min

Girls can't jerk a gerkin

Im a dood
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Re: What's the longest you've jerked your gerkin

Postby Just Silver » May 5th, '14, 22:21

Oh srry alwaysthought u were a girl
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Re: What's the longest you've jerked your gerkin

Postby cement » May 5th, '14, 22:29

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Re: What's the longest you've jerked your gerkin

Postby EG. » May 5th, '14, 22:30

so girls cant post? :shakehead:
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Re: What's the longest you've jerked your gerkin

Postby cement » May 5th, '14, 22:31

only the longest time youve jerked a gerkin
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Re: What's the longest you've jerked your gerkin

Postby Just Silver » May 5th, '14, 22:34

Charlotte wrote:who jerks off 4 hours lol

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Re: What's the longest you've jerked your gerkin

Postby Just Silver » May 5th, '14, 22:35

EG. wrote:so girls cant post? :shakehead:

You have a taco not a gerkin

Unless you did a long handjob and if that's the case that sorta sucks
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Re: What's the longest you've jerked your gerkin

Postby cement » May 5th, '14, 22:37

charlotte is a hater cause her bf only lasts 5 minutes
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Re: What's the longest you've jerked your gerkin

Postby cement » May 5th, '14, 22:38

all guys jerk off you just dont know
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Re: What's the longest you've jerked your gerkin

Postby Just Silver » May 5th, '14, 22:40

All this gerkin talk is getting me hungry

@cement very true

Unless u live together and even then while the gf is sleeping u get the tubesock out :whistle:
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Re: What's the longest you've jerked your gerkin

Postby TonyTilt » May 5th, '14, 22:59

I just appreciate the Joe Dirt Jerk Gerk reference
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Re: What's the longest you've jerked your gerkin

Postby Just Silver » May 5th, '14, 23:01

TonyTilt wrote:I just appreciate the Joe Dirt Jerk Gerk reference

I don't recall lol
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Re: What's the longest you've jerked your gerkin

Postby SoldierShady » May 5th, '14, 23:47

Something like an hour. Then I had this near-debilitating orgasm. :sweating:
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