Misheard Lyrics

[Eedee]

Asshole:

But you can't ignore the fact that I fought for the respect and battle for it
Mad awards, had GLAAD annoyed atta-boy

I always thought he said "Gladanoid" like it was type of pill or something, I dunno. Read the lyric booklet and blew my mind.

[Eedee]

Desperation:

How much that cost? That's what I call the cost to splurge

I had no idea what the bloody fuck he said on the "cost to splurge" part. I always just thought he was saying random syllables like "Hogs to spurge" or something. Fuck

[Satan]

Yea that part in "Desperation" still sounds fucked, lol...

I never thought of this but I remember people in class in 2009 were talking about "Crack A Bottle" and thought:

"Lick fromunda cheese from under my nuts" was "lick some wonder cheese from under my nuts".

Smh..fgts

I wish Wonder Cheese was a real thing. :[

[Solace]

Yea that part in "Desperation" still sounds fucked, lol...

I never thought of this but I remember people in class in 2009 were talking about "Crack A Bottle" and thought:

"Lick fromunda cheese from under my nuts" was "lick some wonder cheese from under my nuts".

Smh..fgts

What the absolute fuck, I thought it was the latter. Wow. Life changing thread.

[Solace]

God, I need to watch P&R. First season was awful so I never continued, but apparently it picks up really well. Real talk.

[Rafael]

On The Reunion, I used to think he said "Hit a patch of black guys", instead of "Hit a patch of black ice"

[mwm5952]

In Sing For The Moment, when he says "but all their kids been listenin to me religiously" I always heard "religiously" as "he will against me" which makes no sense but I never really thought about it until I read the lyrics a couple years later.

[Coulter]

Desperation:

How much that cost? That's what I call the cost to splurge

I had no idea what the bloody fuck he said on the "cost to splurge" part. I always just thought he was saying random syllables like "Hogs to spurge" or something. Fuck

Oh fuck, I thought he said, "That's what I call a Roethli-splurge", because he was trying to get some ass. Lol, I like my interpretation better than the actual lyric.

Also, in Medicine Ball, instead of "Man they don't understand, I'm just a sick man", I thought he said "Man NATO understands, I'm just a sick man".

[TheVipBro]

Desperation:

How much that cost? That's what I call the cost to splurge

I had no idea what the bloody fuck he said on the "cost to splurge" part. I always just thought he was saying random syllables like "Hogs to spurge" or something. Fuck

Oh fuck, I thought he said, "That's what I call a Roethli-splurge", because he was trying to get some ass. Lol, I like my interpretation better than the actual lyric.

Also, in Medicine Ball, instead of "Man they don't understand, I'm just a sick man", I thought he said "Man NATO understands, I'm just a sick man".

i thought he said "That's what I call a rothlisburg", thought it was some cowboy thing LOL

[shadyblogger]

First off I'd like to say a couple of things:

1) Amazing thread idea. I love it!

2) The "hysterical" line in Rhyme or Reason (like everybody has been saying) is probably the epitome of misheard lyrics in Eminem songs. Anyone in their right mind didn't hear it as "hysterical" the first time they heard it.


Now, one lyric that comes to mind recently is the line in the 3rd verse of Baby where Em says "in his right is a sledgehammer in pajamas"
I always thought "pajamas" was something along the lines of "betcha am must." I know it makes no sense but that's what I heard on my first few listens of Baby until I finally looked on Rap Genius.

[mdemaz]

Teenagers newicidal

I'm such a dumbass.

[slims]

you're not dumb, it does kinda sound like that.

[mdemaz]

I thought that's what he said for 8 years...

8!

[shadyblogger]

Teenagers newicidal

I'm such a dumbass.

What song are you talking about?

[mdemaz]

Bad Influence...